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Sans was taking a nap in Grillbys. He was dreaming about drinking ketchup when suddenly, a giant red truck crashed into the restaurant, transforming into a giant robot. The robot's faceplate moved, and he wore a confused look on his face.
"Where am I?" Ooptimus pondered. Sans woke up, and looked up at the massively large truck man.
"oh, uh, you're in grillbys."
Optimus got down to Sans' level, "Grillbys? What a strange name. Is this a restaurant?"
"yeah. it's pretty nice." Sans said, with a tired look in his eyes. He looks like he just got done staring at the sun for too long, but he's a skeleton, so he probably overslept.
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Optimus looked around at the strange place, how the hell did he get here he wondered? Despite being a robotic figure that didn't need to eat the food coming from the restaurant didn't smell half too bad. He looked at the chair before deciding it would cave in at his weight so he sat down, turning to Sans who had returned back to sleep. He poked the skeleton who opened one eye, if it could even be called that.
"What is it? Can't you see I'm restin' over here?"
Optimus sighed "Yes I can but Mr. Skeleton, have you seen any others of my kind here?"
Sans opened both eyes "Oh yea, there was some purple looking car guy or whatever you're called who came in here a few hours ago, come to think of it he disturbed my sleep too..." Sans sighed.
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"Oh dear, did they happen to have a symbol on them that looked like this? or a purple and more sinister variant." Optimus prompts, pointing at the autobot symbol on his shoulder.
"hmm i don't really know about sinister but it was definitely sharper then that. guy was a real peace of work too considering how he kept yelling about some ' allspark ' or whatever, some of us are trying to sleep ya'kno?" The skeleton responded with a lazy wink.
"Mm, I can't be too sure my friend but you may have encountered a dangerous decepticon, an enemy to my faction the autobots, and one we have been at war with for many many years"
"hmmm, well war doesn t sound too good for the cave system, you mind grabbing the guy and trying to keep them out of trouble for us monsters down here ? thanks." The skeleton then layed down his head and returned to sleep.
Optimus was a bit perplexed by the skeletons attitude, but assumed it understandable. laying down a few human bills on the counter for his food before leaving through the wall once more, off the fight the decepticon threat and protect this strange little cave from destruction.