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I can’t believe you sent me a formal email to ask me on a date. You could’ve just texted, “Dinner at 9, be there, or I’ll shoot you,” and it would’ve sufficed. Anyway, if you’re buying, I’ll start with a Cabernet and see where the night takes me.
