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*unknown number has added 15+ members*
unknown number: have fun ya little twinks
*unknown number has left the group*
March 7th: oohh whats thiss
Bladie: its a groupchat you gender reveal cake
Jing Yuan: ...
Jing Yuan: Where did "gender reveal cake" even come from?
Bladie: shut it you old man your hair is so gray and thick that it could be a replacement for wool
Caelus: Who shoved a stick up your arse this morning
Bladie: you cant talk with your gay queer ass
Jing Yuan: Ren, you are also gay.
Bladie: ...
Bladie: i forgot
Himeko: @kafka this is the guy you work with?
Kafka: No that's just a stray cat
Himeko: oh
Yanqing: General? Why am I in this gc
Blade: OH MY FUCKING GOD HERE IS THE ANNOYING BRAT ONCE AGAIN
Jing Yuan: *replying to @Blade* language
Dan Heng: thats what ur worried abt?
Neuvillette: May I be so bold as to ask what this is?
SW: who tf is this old man and why does he talk like dat
Clorinde: *replying to @Neuvillette* This is a groupchat, Your Honor. It is a way of communiaction
Navia: Hello Clorinde
Clorinde: Greetings, miss Navia
SW: ew romance
Lyney: hello hello!
Lynette: Pleased to make your acquantance, I am Lynette, Lyney's magic assistant. @Neuvillette is the Chief Justice of Fontaine, where we live. @Clorinde is our Champion Duelist. @Navia is the president of the Spina di Rosula.
Himeko: Pleased to meet you too, Lynette. My name is Himeko, and I like coffee! Me, @March 7th, @Caelus and @Dan Heng are all from the Astral Express.
Kafka: Guess I'll do the introductions for the Stellaron Hunters then. Me, @Bladie and @SW are Stellaron Hunters.
Jing Yuan: Me and @Yanqing are from the Xianzhou Luofu
Neuvillette: It's a pleasure to get to know all of you, but if I'm correct, we are still missing one person.
Navia: Oh, I see who. @Wriwri
Wriwri: what?
Clorinde: Who are you?
Wriwri: do you not know how to read damn users?
Wriwri: oh fuck
*@Wriwri has changed their contact name to @Wrio*
Wrio: better?
Neuvillette: Ah, Your Grace, do you mind telling us as to why exactly your contact name was 'Wriwri'?
Wrio: no clue
Wrio: nope nada
Wrio: no idea at all just fuck off yall
Bladie: i like this guy. old man can we adopt him
Jing Yuan: Why not?
Wrio: do i get a say in this
Bladie: no
Wrio: ok