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Starscream was just so damn exhausted. He had been running around Iacon all week filling out and delivering paperwork for Shockwave and Rodimus. As much as he liked going outside ever once in a while, this was just too much.
What’s worse was that the monthly house deep cleaning was tomorrow and Starscream was sure that alone was going to kill him. He had went to sleep in his shared berth that night restless and stressed out of his damn processor.
However, when he had woken up the following noon, he was surprised to smell cleaning chemicals throughout the house. Rubbing his optics tiredly, he dragged himself out of berth and out into the hallway where — to his surprise — he saw Optimus mopping the floor. “Optimus?” He murmured. “What are you doing?”
Optimus perked up at the sight of his conjunx. “Oh! I’m cleaning the house.” He replied. Starscream blinked. “Well.. yeah I can see that but why ? You’re busy.” Optimus sheepishly chuckled. “Well.. I cleared up some room in my schedule so I could clean for you! And maybe go out for dinner later this week?” He nervously tapped his pointer fingers together, a shy smile on his face.
Starscream just stared at him for a moment longer before announcing, “I wanna get married.”
Optimus snorted. “We’re already married, dear.”
“Then let’s go renew it so we can get married again. We can go red and white this time.”
Optimus laughed as if Starscream was joking when he was not. “I love you too, my spark. Now go back to berth. I’ll be joining you shortly.”
Starscream nodded in approval went back to berth where he waited until Optimus finished cleaning before curling up next to him and exchanging loving kisses with each other.
Primus he loved that mech.