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Luffy's no good very bad ideas 5:47 a.m.
Luffy: RISE AND SHIIIIINE☀️☀️☀️
Luffy: good morning starshines whose ready for another day of adventuring
Sanji: luffy???
Sanji: ur up already???
Zoro: that's definitely a first he usually wakes up 5 minutes before the bell
Nami: I would hardly call our shithole of a school an adventure but sure
Luffy: nami nami my friend everything can be an adventure if u put ur mind to it
Luffy: u just have to go at it w the right vibes
Luffy: also I pulled an all nighter I had better things to do than sleeping
Zoro: ofc u did
Usopp: nami u still picking all of us up right?
Nami: yeah I should leave my house in like ten minutes so yall better move
Nami: I'm not gonna be late the first day AGAIN because of u lazy bitches
Luffy: aye aye captain🫡
Sanji: he's gonna make us late
Usopp: he's definitely gonna make us late
Luffy: :(
Luffy: I'll have u guys know I'm actually very exited for our first day and I'm ready to go already
Luffy: I even had my weekly shower this morning so u guys can suck it
Luffy: I'm a gentleman this morning
Sanji:... u had ur weekly what?
Luffy: shower silly, do u not know what that means or smth
Nami: luffy
Nami: luffy what do you mean u only shower once a week
Luffy: what, are u not supposed to or smth?
Sanji: NO????
Zoro: what's wrong with showering once a week?
Nami: omg I'm gonna feel ill
Sanji: I'm gonna throw up
Sanji: u disgusting cave men
Nami: y'all are not getting into my car like that
Luffy: but nami I showered this morning :(
Nami: THATS NOT THE POINT OMG?
Nami: zoro
Nami: when was the last time u showered
Zoro:idk
Zoro: I think I'm due for a shower tho
Zoro: I'll get to it one of these days
Nami: I'm gonna gag
Zoro: omg just drive witch you're gonna end up being the one making us late
Nami: I'm coming
Nami: but we'll definitely have to re-open the subject cause there's no way im letting yall in my car everyday while you reek of 7 day old sweat and dirt
Nami: no way in hell
Zoro: drama queen
Nami:die
Nami: usopp I'm outside ur house
Usopp: coming girl