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BlueBlur91 has created the group chat named “ Found Family of Home of Sexuals, Dumb of Asses, and Pure of Heart ”

BlueBlur91 has added Twin-Tailed, EmeraldGuardian, Hearts-n-Hammers, ChaoMom2.0, HeyBigGuy!, TheUltimateCoolest, EmeraldSnatcher, BIG-O, VectorDetector, NinjaSwirl, FlowerBoy, RewindToGoAhead, GirlOnFire, Rookidee, and NonbinaryBeatboxing to the group!

BlueBlur91 gave Twin-Tailed, EmeraldGuardian, and Hearts-n-Hammers the role: MOD!

BlueBlur91: Hi there everyone! So glad you all could make it!

Twin-Tailed: Sonic, what is this?

BlueBlur91: I’m so glad you asked, my dear brother! This, my friends, is a group chat! I figured that, with as much time as we spend with each other saving the world and stuff, maybe we should all chat here too!

EmeraldGuardian: pretty sure most of us are dating other people in here too

BlueBlur91: Also true! All the more reason for us to chat together! Introduce yourselves everyone! If you can’t tell already, I’m Sonic! At your service.

Twin-Tailed: I’m Tails!!

EmeraldGuardian: Knuckles

TheUltimateCoolest: Wow you actually did it

TheUltimateCoolest: Didnt know saying “do it you wont” will make you do it Ill keep that in mind

TheUltimateCoolest: Also Im Shadow

BlueBlur91: My dumbass boyfriend lmao

TheUltimateCoolest: Fuck you

Hearts-n-Hammers: Oh yeah! Daring Sonic to do ANYTHING will make him do it. Usually.

EmeraldGuardian: he really will

Hearts-n-Hammers: Didn’t work very well when I was pursuing him, but he had other hedgehogs on the mind.

Hearts-n-Hammers: Amy Rose, btw!

BlueBlur91: *sent emoji: HUSH*

GirlOnFire: Don’t make Amy hush! She should be allowed to talk freely and about whatever. I like listening to her talk.

Hearts-n-Hammers: Awwww, thank you Blaze!!

Hearts-n-Hammers: *sent emoji: BIG HEART*

GirlOnFire: *sent emoji: BIG HEART*

GirlOnFire: I’m Blaze, if you didn’t notice.

BIG-O: HELLO BLAZE. IT IS I OMEGA

BIG-O: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SET SOMETHING ON FIRE WITH ME LATER TODAY

GirlOnFire: Sure, why not.

BIG-O: BET

EmeraldSnatcher: Please do not set my kitchen on fire again

BIG-O: I MAKE NO PROMISES

GirlOnFire: We will not set your kitchen on fire.

GirlOnFire: Again.

EmeraldSnatcher: Ok I believe you

EmeraldSnatcher: It’s Rouge, by the way

EmeraldSnatcher: Here to snatch a certain big ol jewel

EmeraldGuardian: n o

EmeraldSnatcher: Too late, already snatched your heart

RewindToGoAhead: I snatched it first

EmeraldGuardian: this is true

BlueBlur91: Ya snooze, ya lose Rouge!

EmeraldSnatcher: Silver, my friend! How could you hurt me so! Snatching our boyfriend’s heart from me!

RewindToGoAhead: *shrug* idk man, it just happened

RewindToGoAhead: Knux is cute when you make him all flustered tho

EmeraldGuardian: *sent emoji: HUSH*

RewindToGoAhead: It’s Silver, btw! I have no idea how we’re talking with all this, but neat!

Twin-Tailed: Ehh, don’t worry about it.

RewindToGoAhead: Understandable, have a great day.

ChaoMom2.0: hiiii everyone!! momma said i could be in here as long as you guys don’t be naughty!

TheUltimateCoolest: I make no promises

ChaoMom2.0: *sent image: vanilladeathstare.jpg*

TheUltimateCoolest: *sent emoji: DONT SIN*

EmeraldSnatcher: BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

ChaoMom2.0: im cream :)

VectorDetector: Bwahhhh, what is this???

NinjaSwirl: It’s a group chat Vector.

FlowerBoy: yeah vector, get with it!!!

Vector: Shaddup!!!

FlowerBoy: make me!!!

NinjaSwirl: ugh

NinjaSwirl: I’m Espio. That’s Vector and Charmy. They’re currently rassling and I need to break them apart, if you’ll excuse me.

BlueBlur91: Ahh, domestic bliss.

TheUltimateCoolest: We’re not having a kid

BlueBlur91: Ack, no! Tails is enough thank you

Twin-Tailed: Hey!!!

Hearts-n-Hammers: Is that everyone??

BlueBlur91: Hmm...

BlueBlur91: @HeyBigGuy! @Rookidee @NonbinaryBeatboxing

Rookidee: *looks at everyone added*

Rookidee: *looks at Sonic*

NonbinaryBeatboxing: *looks at Gadget*

NonbinaryBeatboxing: *looks at Sonic*

BlueBlur91: What???

Rookidee: Where is he?

NonbinaryBeatboxing: Why is he not here?

BlueBlur91: Uhhh, who??

Rookidee: You know.

BlueBlur91: No, I do not know.

RewindToGoAhead: What is going on??

EmeraldSnatcher: Shhh, silence twink (affectionately)

NonbinaryBeatboxing: The boy. OUR boy. The BEST boy.

Rookidee: Where is he, Sonic? My buddy. My partner.

EmeraldGuardian: why are you guys like this

NonbinaryBeatboxing: shhhh, we’re being unhinged

EmeraldGuardian: oh ok

BlueBlur91: I don’t have his contact info!

Rookidee: That’s a lie, I’ve seen it on his phone.

BlueBlur91: Shit.

BlueBlur91: I mean, he’s not trying to kill me, but I don’t think he really LIKES me. It’s not like we really talk.

VectorDetector: I mean, all of us in here prolly had tried to kill ya at least once! And we still like ya! So!

BlueBlur91: *sent emoji: HUSH*

BlueBlur91: Anyway, it doesn’t matter. Shadow doesn’t like him, and he doesn’t like Shadow. So I don’t wanna start any conflicts.

TheUltimateCoolest: Do it I dare you

BlueBlur91: ?????

TheUltimateCoolest: You wont

TheUltimateCoolest: Bit-

ChaoMom2.0: *sent sticker: Vanilla*

Rookidee: Besides! He likes Tails and Amy! I don’t see why he wouldn’t like you!

BlueBlur91: That’s not fair! Everyone likes them!

Hearts-n-Hammers: This is true.

Twin-Tailed: Not a singular lie is detected.

NonbinaryBeatboxing: So where is he Sonic?

Rookidee: Where is he?

BlueBlue91: UGH finneeeee. If it makes you guys stop that.

NonbinaryBeatboxing: yay!!! *nonbinary beatboxing intensifies*

Rookidee: *joins in the nonbinary beatboxing*

NonbinaryBeatboxing: im Barry, btw! they/them only pls

Rookidee: And Gadget! You can use he or they for me (:

BlueBlur91 has added PhantomOfTheRuby to the group!

PhantomOfTheRuby: *looks up*

PhantomOfTheRuby: *looks at Sonic*

PhantomOfTheRuby: Where was I Sonic?

BlueBlur91: This was a mistake.

PhantomOfTheRuby: Infinite. Finn.

TheUltimateCoolest: *sent emoji: ATOMIC MIDDLE FINGER*

PhantomOfTheRuby: *sent emoji: ITS TIME TO STOP*

TheUltimateCoolest: You couldn’t stop me if you tried

PhantomOfTheRuby: Oh yeah? Well I have the power of god and nonbinaries on my side!

Rookidee: *nonbinary beatboxing intensifies further*

NonbinaryBeatboxing: Hi, I know which caves are best to hide a body in! :)

BlueBlur91: I am regretting every single life choice I have made.

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HeyBigGuy!: im big

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Group chat “ Found Family of Home of Sexual Deviants, Dumb of Asses, and Pure of Heart ”

Owner : BlueBlur91

MOD : Twin-Tailed, EmeraldGuardian, Hearts-n-Hammers

Members : ChaoMom2.0, HeyBigGuy!, TheUltimateCoolest, EmeraldSnatcher, BIG-O, VectorDetector, NinjaSwirl, FlowerBoy, RewindToGoAhead, GirlOnFire, Rookidee, NonbinaryBeatboxing, PhantomOfTheRuby

BlueBlur91: This just in, friend with least amount of shit together now doing tarot readings.

Hearts-n-Hammers: ):

Hearts-n-Hammers: And excuse you! I like to think I have my shit together pretty well, thank you.

BlueBlur91: Oh yeah? Then why are you making pudding at 4AM.

Hearts-n-Hammers: ....

Hearts-n-Hammers: Shit

Hearts-n-Hammers: *sigh* Because I’ve lost control of my life.

BlueBlur91: Exactly.

PhantomOfTheRuby: Go the FUCK to sleep

BlueBlur91: No

PhantomOfTheRuby: Pls. Gadget nor Barry turn their notifications off. I am TIRED

Hearts-n-Hammers: Light sleeper, Finn?

PhantomOfTheRuby: Extremely

BlueBlur91: Insomniac time!

PhantomOfTheRuby: No!

Hearts-n-Hammers: Can’t you just move to another room?

PhantomOfTheRuby: They’re cuddlers

Hearts-n-Hammers: Oh.

BlueBlur91: So is Shadow. I can barely move. I wish he was here...

Hearts-n-Hammers: That’s adorable.

PhantomOfTheRuby: Why are you guys up anyway?

BlueBlur91: Like I said, insomnia. I get it sometimes. I think it was a holdover from Werehog stuff.

PhantomOfTheRuby: Werehog?

BlueBlur91: *sent video: OnAllLevelsExceptPhysicalIAmAWolf.mp4*

PhantomOfTheRuby: That explains nothing.

BlueBlur91: Ehh, I’ll explain it later.

BlueBlur91: Why are you up anyway, Amy? Other than losing control of your life and making pudding.

Hearts-n-Hammers: Having a mental breakdown, thanks for asking.

BlueBlur91: Oshit, why? What’s up?

Hearts-n-Hammers: Just thinking about a lot of stuff right now. Don’t wanna go too deep into it and spiral. Cooking and baking helps me calm down.

PhantomOfTheRuby: Ahh, that’s why you gave Gadget so many baked goods when you learned me and him were together.

Hearts-n-Hammers: Yeah, haha! Bit hard to be okay when your friend is dating a war criminal!

Hearts-n-Hammers: Err, sorry. That was rude of me.

PhantomOfTheRuby: No, you’re right. You had every reason to be worried. You didn’t know our history yet.

PhantomOfTheRuby: Still kinda rude tho, but you’re forgiven.

Hearts-n-Hammers: I think I wore myself out now. I’m going to sleep! Goodnight boys!

BlueBlur91: Gnight!

PhantomOfTheRuby: Sleep well.

PhantomOfTheRuby: So...

BlueBlur91: *transmasc rock intensifies*

PhantomOfTheRuby: *transmasc rock rap intensifies*

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GirlOnFire: Thank you for the pudding Amy, it was very delicious and I love you very much.

Hearts-n-Hammers: Aww, thank you Blaze! I love you too! I made it during a mental breakdown, but I’m okay now! I just needed to sleep!

NinjaSwirl: I, too, like to cook when my mental health declines.

GirlOnFire: Would you like to discuss it in private later?

Hearts-n-Hammers: Yes please.

HeyBigGuy!: would u like 2 go fishing with me amy

Hearts-n-Hammers: I’d love to, Big. Is tomorrow okay?

HeyBigGuy!: ok :)

NonbinaryBeatboxing: fishing? i didn’t think you liked to fish amy?

Rookidee: Oh, I didn’t realize I never told you.

NonbinaryBeatboxing: told me what?

PhantomOfTheRuby: An invitation to fish with Big is free therapy

RewindToGoAhead: It really is! We’ve all done it! He’s a great listener and he has a lot of good advice, honestly!

EmeraldSnatcher: This is true

EmeraldGuardian: very true

HeyBigGuy!: *sent a sticker: It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.*

TheUltimateCoolest: @Twin-Tailed

Twin-Tailed: What’s up Shadow?

TheUltimateCoolest: Why was Sonic up at 4AM is he okay

Twin-Tailed: Oh, insomnia just hits him like a truck sometimes! He’s okay now, he’s just asleep.

TheUltimateCoolest: Can I come over

Twin-Tailed: Sure? I don’t see why not? I’m working right now, so you won’t see much of me, but you know where Sonic’s room is.

TheUltimateCoolest: Thanks

NonbinaryBeatboxing: amy, are you still doing tarot readings?

Hearts-n-Hammers: Not right now. Not having a mental breakdown anymore, maybe later though.

NonbinaryBeatboxing: aww, ok ):

Rookidee: I’ll do a reading for you, Bar-Bar :)

NonbinaryBeatboxing: ok :)

PhantomOfTheRuby: They may or may not burn the house down, I’ll keep you posted

Hearts-n-Hammers: With tarot???

PhantomOfTheRuby: With tarot

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PhantomOfTheRuby: I come to inform you that they did not burn the house down

EmeraldSnatcher: Someone did scortch my kitchen though

BIG-O: IT WAS NOT ME

GirlOnFire: Not me either! We went to the park for that

TheUltimateCoolest: Sorry Rouge I did that

TheUltimateCoolest: I wanted to make Sonic something to eat and I forgot I cant cook

EmeraldSnatcher: Cute, but also screw you, you’re getting my walls redone

ChaoMom2.0: oooh!! can I help?

EmeraldSnatcher: Last time you were around Shadow, he taught you how to use a handgun, I don’t think I trust him around you

ChaoMom2.0: Awwwwww pleasseeeee

ChaoMom2.0: *sent emoji: babydolleyes*

EmeraldSnatcher: Ugh, FINE

EmeraldSnatcher: I hope your mom doesnt kill me tho

TheUltimateCoolest: *sent sticker: Vanilla*

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Group chat “ Found Family of Home of Sexual Deviants, Dumb of Asses, and Pure of Heart ”

Owner : BlueBlur91

MOD : Twin-Tailed, EmeraldGuardian, Hearts-n-Hammers

Members : ChaoMom2.0, HeyBigGuy!, TheUltimateCoolest, EmeraldSnatcher, BIG-O, VectorDetector, NinjaSwirl, FlowerBoy, RewindToGoAhead, GirlOnFire, Rookidee, NonbinaryBeatboxing, PhantomOfTheRuby

BlueBlur91: OMG

BlueBlur91: @Twin-Tailed @EmeraldGuardian @Hearts-n-Hammers

BlueBlur91: Guess who I ran into!!!

Hearts-n-Hammers: Who?

BlueBlur91: *sent image: classictrio.png*

EmeraldGuardian: yooooo?????

Twin-Tailed: Nice, Sonic!!! How are they doing?

NinjaSwirl: You didn’t tag me, but I am glad to see that they are doing well. Though I’m not sure who the other girl is?

BlueBlur91: Oops! Sorry, I kinda forget you knew them too! I wasn’t around when you guys were all together lol.

RewindToGoAhead: Who are they?

Hearts-n-Hammers: Old friends of ours! The red guy, the armadillo, he’s Mighty! The yellow squirrel is his little bro, Ray! And the lizard girl is Trip!! I hadn’t seen them in YEARS Sonic, where did you find them??

BlueBlur91: Well... I COULD tell you! Or.....

BlueBlur91 has added MightyFineMan, SunshineBoy, and DontBullyMeIWillCry to the group chat!

MightyFineMan: BRUHHH WHAT DID YOU ADD ME TOOOO

SunshineBoy: Ohmygosh!!!

DontBullyMeIWillCry: a

BlueBlur91: Hey everyone!!! These are some SUPER old friends of mine! Introduce yourselves guys!!

MightyFineMan: I’m Mighty! Me and Sonic and Knux and the Chaotix go WAYYYY back! I sorta drifted off after a while from them but I’m still out there lookin for adventure and mysteries!

SunshineBoy: I’m Ray! Mightys my big bro think of me as his Tails! Thooooooo I bet I can glide better than you now Tails >:3

Twin-Tailed: You're lying!

SunshineBoy: >:333

EmeraldGuardian: @MightyFineMan

EmeraldGuardian: *sent sticker: BROFIST*

MightyFineMan: *sent sticker: BROFIST*

PhantomOfTheRuby: The red guys are brofisting @Rookidee @NonbinaryBeatboxing

PhantomOfTheRuby: You guys better get on the council of red ones

NonbinaryBeatboxing: i think theyd crush my hands if i even tried!! D:

Rookidee: I think they’re doing some sort of ritual I wish to have no part of.

VectorDetector: MIGHTY

VectorDetector: DUDE ITS BEEN FOREVAH WHERE YA BEEN???

FlowerBoy: rayrayrayrayrayrayray

MightyFineMan: Vector my mannnnnn! And Charmy tooooo, I bet youre all grown up now!!!

FlowerBoy: ehehehehehe

VectorDetector: ohBOY you got him GIGGLIN

MightyFineMan: Me?? Got him gigglin??? Oh Chaos lol

EmeraldSnatcher: ?????

EmeraldSnatcher: Knux your friends are weird

EmeraldGuardian: first of all theyre your friends too

EmeraldGuardian: second dont be mean to them

EmeraldSnatcher: Or what

EmeraldGuardian: no kisses for a WEEK

BlueBlur91: Oop

RewindToGoAhead: You better listen to him Rouge! No kisses is a serious offense...

EmeraldSnatcher: Ugh FINE I’ll be nice

MightyFineMan: Knux??? Givin out kisses??? And not even to me??? Damn dude, what happened to the bro code... *sent emoji: PensiveCowboy*

BlueBlur91: Right? He only gives kisses to those two now

EmeraldGuardian: first of all you both broke up with me first

EmeraldGuardian: second i never said i wouldnt give you one mighty

EmeraldGuardian: you dont get any sonic itd be like kissing my brother now

BlueBlur91: Understandable, have a great day

RewindToGoAhead: You used to date Mighty, Knuckles?

EmeraldSnatcher: You used to date before us???

MightyFineMan: Knux you datin two people now??? Good on you dude!

Hearts-n-Hammers: They were more like puppy love! Him and Mighty were all about trying to one-up each other in strength and cuddling after. Him and Sonic were uhhh... whatever they were.

Twin-Tailed: A disaster. That’s what they were. A disaster.

BlueBlur91: Hey!! I resent that! I am not a disaster!

TheUltimateCoolest: Yes you are dont even try to lie

BlueBlur91: Even my own boyfriend is ganging up on me. And my family! Woe is me.

BIG-O: *sent file: WorldsTiniestViolinWithGunshotPercussion.mp3*

BlueBlur91: Thank you, Omega.

BIG-O: YOU ARE WELCOME HEDGEHOG

Hearts-n-Hammers: Speaking of puppy love... @DontBullyMeIWillCry Come on introduce yourself!!!

DontBullyMeIWillCry: aaaaaaa noooo im too shy

Hearts-n-Hammers: Aww, don’t worry Trip, it’ll be okay! Have no fear, Amy Rose is here! Everyone here is a friend of mine. If anyone tries to be mean to you, I will literally kill them!

Hearts-n-Hammers: *sent emoji: I am at my limit*

DontBullyMeIWillCry: youre too kind amy

DontBullyMeIWillCry: too kind to someone who hasnt talked to you in literal years aaaaaa

Hearts-n-Hammers: Oh don’t you worry your pretty little head over it! We’re talking now aren’t we?

GirlOnFire: Wow.

RewindToGoAhead: Uh-oh.

Hearts-n-Hammers: Hiiiii Blaze!

Hearts-n-Hammers: *sent emoji: BIG HEART*

GirlOnFire: Who is this, Amy?

Hearts-n-Hammers: This is Trip!! I think I mentioned her to you a few times before! We met her on adventure a long time ago, and I haven’t caught up with her in a while. We used to be really close!

Twin-Tailed: Funny way of saying you dated her before you started chasing Sonic.

Hearts-n-Hammers: TAILS!!

DontBullyMeIWillCry: that was soooo long ago taillllssss why did you have to bring it up ;w;

Twin-Tailed: I’m just saying!!

GirlOnFire: You dated her?

Hearts-n-Hammers: Well... like I said before. Puppy love! Though... You know how I always keep my spines short and bobbed like I do now? It’s because of Trip! She keeps her scales that way.

GirlOnFire: Oh... I don’t think I’ve ever influenced your wardrobe choices?

Hearts-n-Hammers: Well, no! But we were also pretty young!

Hearts-n-Hammers: Wait... Blaze, are you jealous??

GirlOnFire: Hmph.

RewindToGoAhead: Yes. Yes she is.

GirlOnFire: Silver, I will immolate you where you stand.

RewindToGoAhead: Knux save me

EmeraldGuardian: nah dude youre on your own

RewindToGoAhead: And to think I wanted to permanently move to the past for you.

EmeraldGuardian: what

RewindToGoAhead: What.

EmeraldSnatcher: Boys. DMs. Now.

Hearts-n-Hammers: Umm... Anyway.

Hearts-n-Hammers: You have NO reason to worry Blaze, honest! Like I said, that was a long time ago!!

DontBullyMeIWillCry: yeah, amys more like a sister to me now! is that weird? someone you dated becoming more like a sibling to you in the end???

GirlOnFire: Mmm...

BlueBlur91: Nah? I don’t think so. It’s like me and Knux or me and Ames. We’re all the better for it honestly.

ChaoMom2.0: did i hear... i’m getting a NEW SISTER 0:

Hearts-n-Hammers: Omg!! You two would get along great!!! Cream, this is Trip! Trip, this is Cream! She’s like my little sister!!!

ChaoMom2.0: hi!!! :)

DontBullyMeIWillCry: hello! im uhh i dunno what to say but hopefully we can be good friends!

ChaoMom2.0: we’re sisters now! that means we can have a sleepover!!

ChaoMom2.0: well... when momma lets me she said i’m grounded for a week )))):

DontBullyMeIWillCry: why?

ChaoMom2.0: she caught me shooting trees with mr shadow instead of painting ms rouge’s kitchen!

BlueBlur91: Shadow, you are an AWFUL influence on her.

TheUltimateCoolest: I only show her what she already knows how to do

TheUltimateCoolest: Guns are less deadly than Cheese

BlueBlur91: You know what, fair.

ChaoMom2.0: speaking of momma wants to have tea with you later mr shadow :)))

TheUltimateCoolest: Oh Chaos I am going to die

BlueBlur91: Not even immortality can save you here, I’m afraid.

TheUltimateCoolest: Help me pick a headstone, I want to be laid next to Maria

BlueBlur91: I’ll get the edgiest swing and/or jazz-rock band I can find to play at the funeral

TheUltimateCoolest: You spoil me faker thats why I love you

MightyFineMan: Dangggg, Sonic was never like that with me

SunshineBoy: Maybe that’s because you were too busy pinning him against trees! :v

MightyFineMan: RAY

TheUltimateCoolest: Trees Sonic? Really

BlueBlur91: There is literally nothing I can say here that will not make me look like a fool.

Twin-Tailed: You always look like one, Sonic.

BlueBlur91: Betrayal by my own brother, again! I thought you looked up to me :’(

Twin-Tailed: I never said I wasn’t a fool too.

Twin-Tailed: *sent video: IAmBooBooTheFool.mp4*

ChaoMom2.0: oh, she is home i better hide my phone because she said i shouldn’t be on it!

ChaoMom2.0: bye!! I’ll see you later trip!!

DontBullyMeIWillCry: bye??? amy your friends are weird

Hearts-n-Hammers: No need to remind me.

Hearts-n-Hammers: Cream and I have another friend, Big, who’s like a brother to us too, but you’ll see him on his own time. Never turn down a fishing request from him though.

DontBullyMeIWillCry: ????

Hearts-n-Hammers: Just accept it when he offers lol!

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Private chat between GirlOnFire and Hearts-n-Hammers

GirlOnFire: I’m sorry, Amy.

Hearts-n-Hammers: Hmm? For what, Blaze?

GirlOnFire: For being jealous... It’s so unbecoming of me. I didn’t feel that way towards Sonic, after all.

Hearts-n-Hammers: Well, I get it! Remember, I’m a very emotional person! I get jealous too! It’s nothing to be ashamed of, Blaze. I forgive you.

Hearts-n-Hammers: But know that I chose you, okay? I love you, Blaze, and I only want to be with you, and that’s a promise.

GirlOnFire: Thank you, Amy...

GirlOnFire: And I love you too. I mean that.

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Group chat “ Found Family of Home of Sexual Deviants, Dumb of Asses, and Pure of Heart ”

Owner : BlueBlur91

MOD : Twin-Tailed, EmeraldGuardian, Hearts-n-Hammers

Members : ChaoMom2.0, HeyBigGuy!, TheUltimateCoolest, EmeraldSnatcher, BIG-O, VectorDetector, NinjaSwirl, FlowerBoy, RewindToGoAhead, GirlOnFire, Rookidee, NonbinaryBeatboxing, PhantomOfTheRuby, MightyFineMan, SunshineBoy, DontBullyMeIWillCry

MightyFineMan: Hey!! @BlueBlur91!! How many people people have tried to kill you in here???

BlueBlur91: uhhhhhhhh

Twin-Tailed: @everyone If you have say I!

BlueBlur91: Tails!!!

EmeraldGuardian: i

RewindToGoAhead: I

EmeraldSnatcher: *sent emoji: ping-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

EmeraldSnatcher: I Now shut up, I am trying to sleep!!!

TheUltimateCoolest: No you brought that upon yourself

TheUltimateCoolest: also I

EmeraldSnatcher: Not MY fault that twinkie there decided to arrive at 3AM

RewindToGoAhead: :<

EmeraldGuardian: hey he moved here to be closer to me! i will protect him like the master emerald

RewindToGoAhead: <:

EmeraldSnatcher: Ahh, that’s how it is then. I will just have to snatch him too!

RewindToGoAhead: oop

MightyFineMan: Anyone else???

BIG-O: I

PhantomOfTheRuby: I tried to kill a lot of people, including Sonic. So I, I guess

DontBullyMeIWillCry: i did too, technically... though i kind of regret it.... so i??

GirlOnFire: I, too, regret my attempts at hurting Sonic. So I

Hearts-n-Hammers: I never realized how many of our friends have it out for you, Sonic!

BlueBlur91: ....

BlueBlur91: “Gotcha, my DARLING Sonic! This time there's no way outta marrying me! ”

Hearts-n-Hammers: ....

Hearts-n-Hammers: SIGH, I

ChaoMom2.0: for the record, Big and I did not try and kill Mr. Sonic then!!!

BlueBlur91: Thank you Cream, at least someone likes me.

ChaoMom2.0: yet c:

ChaoMom2.0: *sent image: Cheese-is-in-your-walls.jpg*

BlueBlur91: Haha! I’m in danger!

HeyBigGuy!: *sent image: Fishing-Vibes-With-Sonic.png*

BlueBlur91: At least there's always you Big....

MightyFineMan: Hmm.....! @Twin-Tailed @VectorDetector @NinjaSwirl @FlowerBoy @Rookidee @NonbinaryBeatboxing @SunshineBoy

VectorDetector: NAH I aint tried to hurt Sonic!! hes my buddy!!

FlowerBoy: me neither!!!

NinjaSwirl: I’ve probably gotten the closest to actually killing him, so I yes

BlueBlur91: Does knocking me out as part of a game count??

NinjaSwirl: Sure, why not.

NonbinaryBeatboxing: i mean... i did leave sonic passed out and possibly injured on the train floor as well

BlueBlur91: Again, was part of a game??

Rookidee: I haven’t beaten up Sonic.

Rookidee: Yet.

BlueBlur91: aidfjkldj GADGET PLS WHY WHAT DID I DO

Rookidee: Never meet your heroes, kids. They’ll step on your toes in the middle of a giant clockwork pyramid.

BlueBlur91: THAT WAS ONE TIME

Rookidee: AND I ALMOST FELL INTO THE ABYSS BECAUSE OF IT

BlueBlur91: YOU HAD BURST YOU WERE FINE:

Rookidee: Speaking of, we should add Gears in here one day...

BlueBlur91: Maybe.

MightyFineMan: Tails? Ray? I see you’ve both been typing for a bit!!!

Twin-Tailed: Uhm... I haven’t tried to directly hurt Sonic.. but??

BlueBlur91: Tails...

Twin-Tailed: *sent file: the-cain-instinct.mp4*

EmeraldGuardian: BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

PhantomOfTheRuby: GREAT CHAOS LOL

TheUltimateCoolest: Sonic you really let Tails do that to you

BlueBlur91: Do I need to send the video of Maria pushing you down four flights of stairs into a Chaos experiment because she thought it’d be funny

TheUltimateCoolest: I think Ill be quiet now

SunshineBoy: Mighty, WHY are you asking me this on here??? Im in the same room??!!! D:<

BlueBlur91: Why are you even airing out my dirty laundry like this anyway?? I don’t really care that almost all my friends tried to kill me (wow, totally healthy!), but what’s it for?

MightyFineMan: Oh, because two of my boyfriends have tried to kill you. And so has their friend(?). So I just wanted to make sure everyone was cool with them being added!!

BlueBlur91: uhhhh

Twin-Tailed: Don’t worry, Sonic! There should only be like.. one issue? And Shadow and Finn haven’t tried to kill each other, so they should be fine!

PhantomOfTheRuby: Don’t tempt me

TheUltimateCoolest: You want roundhouse kick number 2

RewindToGoAhead: PTSD intensifies

DontBullyMeIWillCry: who are they mighty?

MightyFineMan: Can I get adding permissions??

Hearts-n-Hammers: Send them to me and I’ll add them!

MightyFineMan: Thanks Ames!!!

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Private chat between MightyFineMan and Hearts-n-Hammers

MightyFineMan: *sent contact info for NickNackJerboaAttack, NowLeaveMeAlone, and BeanBoozledJellyBombs*

MightyFineMan: The first two are my boyfriends!! The third one is their friend!

Hearts-n-Hammers: Oh

Hearts-n-Hammers: Ohno

Hearts-n-Hammers: Mighty, I thought you were better than this. Your awful taste in men continues to astound me.

MightyFineMan: Says the one who dated one of them.

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Hearts-n-Hammers has added NickNackJerboaAttack, NowLeaveMeAlone, and BeanBoozledJellyBombs to the group chat!

MightyFineMan: This is Fang, Bark, and Bean!! The first two are my boyfriends!!!

BlueBlur91: ...

NickNackJerboaAttack: hey there blue~! long time no see!

NowLeaveMeAlone: *sent emoji: Wave!*

BlueBlur91: Mighty, your awful taste in men astounds me.

Twin-Tailed: I told you this was a bad idea, Mighty!

SunshineBoy: He wouldn't listen to me either, Tails...

BeanBoozledJellyBombs: AWWW im not a BAD IDEA am i????

SunshineBoy: *shrug*

BeanBoozledJellyBombs: *sent emoji: sad-bomb*

Hearts-n-Hammers: @BlueBlur91 Hey!! I said that first!

MightyFineMan: And again, I point out I also dated you!!

BlueBlur91: We’ve already established I am a fool

BIG-O: *sent video: youaretheentirecircusbassboosted.mp4*

DontBullyMeIWillCry: @NickNackJerboaAttack hello there skank

NickNackJerboaAttack: ahh my biggest hater is in here excellent

NowLeaveMeAlone: *sent sticker: Here-we-go-again*