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AOT OOP RP
(Attack on Titan Out of Pocket Roleplay)
⚔️Introduction⚔️
Welcome to AOT OOP RP , or Attack on Titan Out-of-Pocket Roleplay . Brought to you by me, who you can call “ ErwinStan ” with the permission of my sister, whom you can call “ JeanSimp .” (Those are just aliases, and if you know of any accounts with those names then that is not us.)
There is no rhyme or reason for any of the following roleplays. They are spontaneous, have no real set time or date, and simply involve the cast of AOT. The roleplays are intentionally bad, bordering on the “crackfic” genre but do have at least some plot and of course, lots of comedy. The content is not technically 18+ however there are some “sus” jokes here and there.
I don’t know if you’ll laugh – we did these roleplays without ever thinking to post them (the idea struck me more recently.) The humor is very much our own brand, but if you end up laughing, too, then this was, I suppose, for you.
Ripped straight from me and my sister’s text messages and formatted for (hopefully) easy reading, I present to you the randomness of our minds. And, just as a disclaimer: much of the spelling/grammar has been left in its original state for the laughs. We did these roleplays over iMessage at like midnight, LMAO.)
⚔️Goofy-Behind Character Descriptions⚔️
The characters truly became our own over time as we butchered them. It got to the point where there were many inside jokes and recurring gags within our own roleplays. (E.g., Erwin Smith has a foot fetish, Reiner keeps Bertholdt on a leash.) So read on and enjoy a few of “our” versions of the characters, which have evolved even since then:
JeanSimp’s Descriptions:
Eren Yeager
19, Super awesome big buff tataker!!11!!11!!! all tatake no weak slave✌🏻😙, happily engaged to my beautiful bbg Armin 😘❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥, official leader of Levi Ackerman hate squad, (new members get 5.3% off their first refreshment !!) tataker by morning tataker by night 😼😼😼😼😼😼,, if you don’t fight for freedom like I do every day don’t follow me,, your mom jokes are not welcome here🚫 Erwin Smith can eat my toes
Armin Arlert:
Armin LifeAlert: 19, just kind of here don’t mind me☺️☺️☺️,, certified femboy and survey corps member ,loves fruit(y)and sub sandwiches 😆😄😄,, happily engaged to @erenyeagertataker4liferss ❤️🥰,, dedicate your hearts! 🫡🫡🫡 have a great day! <3
Erwin Smith
Erwin Smith 42, Commander of Survey Corps 🫡, dedicate your hearts, engaged to @Levi_A ❤️❤️toe man ,, those who continue to harass me about my “ken doll like features” will immediately receive a block 🚫if you happen to know where to find customized hot pink, glitter shoes (flats)with “bbg/ babygirl” embroidery, please contact me on my private account @E_toesrlife
ErwinStan’s (my) descriptions:
Eren Yeager
Full of nothing but the desire for tatake. Eats freedom for lunch and Armin for dinner. He’s always insulting someone, but heaven forbid you insult him…or his mother. Gets along poorly with his Captain, because oNLy sLaVes hAVe maStERs. He is his own master; a master of tatake, that is. — Did he mention he likes tatake?
Armin Arlert
Armin Arlert: resident femboy. Always clinging to his big, buff tatake hottie Eren’s big, buff tatake arm. He loves fruit, just don’t mention bananas, or any of the other special “code words.” He’ll turn red as a tomato, and a tomato *is* a fruit, you know. 😉 … Armin’s a cutie pie; he’s so gay he forgets he’s gay. He’s the sweet, gay friend you can ask for makeup from. (He definitely owns some, for when he gets dolled up for Eren. 🤫) He and Eren are unashamed, in a loud and proud relationship that makes Mikasa’s ackerblood boil. They’re the cheesy couple that all other couples are in competition with, because Eren and his bbg🥺❤️ are simply too cute not to love. Not to mention, attractive all around.
Erwin Smith
Commander Erwin Smith of the Survey Corps: what a guy. Admirable, brave… He’s everything Levi ever wanted in a man. Erwin, who was dating? - engaged to? - married to?? Captain Levi Ackerman, is quite supportive of his partner’s wishes for a pink Barbie dream wedding. He supposes this is all because he is the walking, talking Ken doll of Levi’s dreams. … Erwin doesn’t say much, but when he does, it’s usually to the distaste of his Levi. In particular, his fascination with and deep desire to appreciate the delicate little ackertoes of the Captain are not always received well. The Commander is known for having a bit of a, well, a wild side, should we say. 🤫 But his stoic fiancé? Ehh, not so much. There are a lot of “shut up”’s and “you idiot”’s exchanged. At the end of the day, though, they love each other. And Erwin loves being Commander… and I don’t just mean of his soldiers. 😉
⚔️Formatting⚔️
There are lots of emojis… 😅
The italic text on the left of the screen is my sister’s writing. The bold text on the right of the screen was me. I chose to format it like this because I thought you should appreciate our comedy/writing styles separately, lol.
ALSO: during our RP’s we often share characters but there are a few we prefer to stick to as well. My sister has a preference for RP’ing as Eren while I play Armin. Sometimes we switch it up on who plays Erwin and who plays Levi. It all just depends on the mood.
It wasn’t easy copying and pasting the text messages into a document so ENJOY! Haha.
⚔️Roleplay in 3, 2,…⚔️
JeanSimp: man my brightness was too low I can’t even half see
ErwinStan: Lol
ErwinStan: Neither could Marco
ErwinStan: Time for Roleplay
ErwinStan: I’m gonna start
JeanSimp: OH NO PLEASE
Go to Chapter 2 for the first roleplay -->