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1. no body, no crime by Stargazeth

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kenny McCormick/Marjorine Stotch - Relationship
   • Marjorine Stotch/Kenny McCormick
   • Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Marjorine Stotch
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Stan Marsh
   • Eric Cartman
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Song: no body no crime (Taylor Swift ft. HAIM)
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Arranged Marriage
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • AFAB Marjorine Stotch
   • shes not trans in this but actually afab
   • Eventual Smut
   • Graphic descriptions of violence
   • 80's Setting
   • Based on a Taylor Swift Song
   • inspired by a taylor swift song - Freeform
   • the plot is not entirely like the song though
   • This Is Not Going to Go the Way You Think
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch as Marjorine

   Summary

   Some things better stay dead or gone or buried.

   Kenny is watching something he should keep his eyes off, Marjorine dreams of wearing a scarlet letter on her chest and Cartman is breaking as many of the ten commandments as he possibly can.

   But where there is no body, there must have been no crime. Nobody likes to dig up corpses, after all.

    

   Or: Trying to get away with murder in five acts.

   Series

   • Part 1 of I know they did it

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   211,508

   Chapters:

   22/22

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   169

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