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1. Ungentlemanly Warfare by RainstormRadish for Dreadful_Pears

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Dec 2023

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Minor Pansy Parkinson/Percy Weasley
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Christmas Fluff
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Auror Draco Malfoy
   • Auror Hermione Granger
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • Accidental Voyeurism
   • Cunnilingus
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Tattooed Draco Malfoy
   • Rolled Sleeves Agenda
   • women wearing three-piece suits agenda
   • men wearing nail polish agenda
   • Bickering
   • charmwork competition as foreplay
   • inappropriate use of Ministry shift patterns
   • inappropriate use of the Standard Book of Spells volumes 1 and 6

   Summary

   Aurors Malfoy and Granger are on protective detail for the Minister and his wife as they make a series of appearances over the festive season. The best way to liven up the long and boring shifts? Challenge your colleague to a magical prank war. But in the heat of battle, anything can happen.

   Featuring weaponised Christmas songs, magical topiary, and Minister Percy Weasley and his wife Pansy, who are desperate for some alone time.

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