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Summary:

"Madison says Jefferson wheeled it into work with him that morning. Jefferson, when asked, looks extremely pleased with himself and says nothing."

Entirely inspired by this tumblr post.

Notes:

Just a short 100 words because I really should be doing my homework right now, but the image of Jefferson inventing and using the world's first swivel chair purely to sass his coworkers during cabinet meetings wouldn't leave me alone.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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No-one’s exactly sure where the chair came from.  Madison says Jefferson wheeled it into work with him that morning.  Jefferson, when asked, looks extremely pleased with himself and says nothing.  It’s impressive, and downright unusual -- whispered discussion as the cabinet settles down determines that nobody’s seen anything like it.  

But when the meeting inevitably descends into one of the grander Hamilton-Jefferson debates, no-one present can deny it has its uses.

“You can’t just turn around every time you know I’m right!  President Washington, sir, tell him he can’t use his chair to end the debate because he knows I’m right!”

Notes:

I like to imagine Washington pretended not to hear and spent the rest of the meeting wondering how much more smoothly government might run if he had one of those fancy swivel things at his disposal.

Edit: I actually have no idea when Jefferson was supposed to have invented the swivel chair so this is almost definitely not historically accurate in the slightest.