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    BatMuppet by

    Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    16 Oct 2025

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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    17 Oct 2025

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    #weedhorse69 by

    Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types  

    03 May 2016

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    Superman decided to try out a new costume. He did not consult the artist. In fairness, he was a little miffed that he'd been drawing weird porn of him, so. Fair's fair.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Our Scars Make Us Golden by

    Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV)  

    09 Aug 2019

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    Jaime Lannister drives her sword through Aerys's back to save a kingdom. When her father's armies sack the city and kill those she was sworn to protect, she flees King's Landing, unsure what to do. On her way to Dorne, she runs into Ned Stark who hands her a baby and a purpose, protect the Targaryen heir.

    A Jaime Lannister redemption story.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    For the Game by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    21 Oct 2025

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    Harry pleads with the Sorting Hat not to be put in Slytherin, but it doesn’t listen to him. With his friends in other Houses, and himself the target of bullying from other Slytherins, Harry sets out to learn how to play the game without losing his soul in the process.

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    Collecting Princesses by

    Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types  

    28 Feb 2018

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    Adam doesn't really have time to get a really good sulk going, after he's turned into a Beast, because princesses start turning up on his doorstep begging for sanctuary. None of them are his princess, but it is awfully nice to have company...

    Belle is slightly terrified of the Beast who collects princesses, but to save her father, she'll dare anything.

    Beta by my Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw.

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    03 Sep 2025