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BatMuppet by Demorra (thebibliosphere)
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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“It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.
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What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...Based on the Tumblr shitpost.
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- 4/?
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17 Oct 2025
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Superman decided to try out a new costume. He did not consult the artist. In fairness, he was a little miffed that he'd been drawing weird porn of him, so. Fair's fair.
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by Killing_u_with_umbrellas
10 Oct 2025
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Jaime Lannister drives her sword through Aerys's back to save a kingdom. When her father's armies sack the city and kill those she was sworn to protect, she flees King's Landing, unsure what to do. On her way to Dorne, she runs into Ned Stark who hands her a baby and a purpose, protect the Targaryen heir.
A Jaime Lannister redemption story.
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- 48,147
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- 11/11
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28 Sep 2025
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Harry pleads with the Sorting Hat not to be put in Slytherin, but it doesn’t listen to him. With his friends in other Houses, and himself the target of bullying from other Slytherins, Harry sets out to learn how to play the game without losing his soul in the process.
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- English
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- 35/?
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06 Sep 2025
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Collecting Princesses by imaginary_golux
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types
28 Feb 2018
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Adam doesn't really have time to get a really good sulk going, after he's turned into a Beast, because princesses start turning up on his doorstep begging for sanctuary. None of them are his princess, but it is awfully nice to have company...
Belle is slightly terrified of the Beast who collects princesses, but to save her father, she'll dare anything.
Beta by my Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw.
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Killing_u_with_umbrellas
03 Sep 2025
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Even at the moment of the hiraishin's conception, Tobirama knew the dangers of meddling with the very threads that make up the fabric of existence. He knew that repeated usage only made it easier to traverse between the dimensions because the user became physically more susceptible to slipping through the cracks.
But knowing something is possible theoretically is very different from experiencing it for himself.
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- 39/?
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21 Aug 2025
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Trading Tomorrow by Darkmagyk, loosingletters
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
17 Jul 2020
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Percy Jackson arrives at Camp Half-Blood bruised and bleeding, with the knowledge that he's the son of a god and his mother is dead. His little display with the Minotaur has caught the attention of the camp. But he’s not sure it is good attention, yet.
Only the Hermes Cabin's not-quite Co-counselor Theseus, ‘call me Theo,’ doesn't treat him like a fascinating zoo exhibit. Which would be a relief, except he looks exactly like Percy: same green eyes, same trouble making smile, same black hair. The only differences are the fact that Theo is six years older, covered in battle scars, and the black tattoo on his arm. A trident and the letters SPQR.
Theo is eighteen, powerful, and unclaimed. And his resemblance to Percy could set a dangerous precedent.
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- 44,138
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 40
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- 404
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30 Jun 2025
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Detective Tim vs The Mystery of Amnesia by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
06 Sep 2022
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You know when you wake up in pure confusion, disorientation so intense that you have no idea where you are and who you are, and all you can do is blink and wait for your brain to finish ‘loading update 3 of 207, please do not restart your computer’?
Yeah, Tim is feeling a whole lot of that.
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Tim wakes up with amnesia, doesn't know how to politely tell everyone he doesn't know them, and decides that he can detective his way out of saying anything.
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- Part 31 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
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- English
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- 36
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- 215
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30 May 2025
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The Step-Parents by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
03 Sep 2022
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Dana Winters and Dick Grayson are the same age, both pitching in to look after Tim after Jack Drake died.
Really, nobody should've been surprised when they started dating.
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Tim has a step-mom and a step-step-dad.
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- Part 30 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 18
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- 176
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30 May 2025
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Are you SURE the son of Neptune wasn't raised by wolves? by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, RIORDAN Rick - Works
05 Oct 2020
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I like to joke about Feral Jason because he was raised by wolves vs Feral Percy because he likes to eat raw fish and has shark teeth, and my friend pointed out that Feral Percy at the wolfhouse would be hilarious and now I'm here.
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Lupa deals with Feral! Percy when Juno drops him off at the wolfhouse
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- English
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- 1,171
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 37
- Comments:
- 234
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- 12,197
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- 2,716
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29 May 2025
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Keeping Warm by Soleil_in_Greene
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
22 Oct 2022
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When one drives a chariot pulling the Sun itself your off hours always leave you freezing.
Percy Jackson notices more than people give him credit for.
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- 3,102
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- 1/1
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- 3
- Comments:
- 63
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- 1,902
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- 351
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- 10,694
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07 May 2025
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Twisted Souls by Ancient_Winchester_Library
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
28 Oct 2025
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28 Apr 2025
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perseus the destroyer by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
04 Apr 2025
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When he opened his eyes, he knew nothing except for two things: his name was Perseus Jackson; and the faint memory of an older woman smiling down at him, her blue eyes warm and brown hair curly.
My mom, he thought, eyes wet. He wanted his mom so badly.
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A Son of Neptune rewrite.
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- Part 4 of Echoely's PJO Fics
- Part 1 of perseus jackson
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- English
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- 137,026
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- 12/12
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- 146
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- 189
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24 Apr 2025
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Destroyer (Come Destroy) by Ascendantz
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
02 May 2025
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Where does Percy belong if he's not saving the world? What could he possibly do aside from defeating monsters, titans, or holding up the sky?
Why is the after so hard?
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- Part 1 of Find Me A Hero (I'll Show You A Child)
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- English
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- 46,003
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- 19/?
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- 3
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- 445
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- 918
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- 98,630
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22 Apr 2025
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Half-Blood of the Eldest Gods by wearethewitches
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
26 Sep 2021
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A Mamma Mia! AU, where Sally got busy back in the era of her son's conception.
aka, the how (they're gods), who (the gods) and why (heartbreak) Percy Jackson has three fathers.
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- 1,703
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- 1/1
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- 157
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30 Mar 2025
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Percy hasn't been feeling well since the end of the second war. He's not sure what's happening, but along with the sickness also comes the memories.
Percy's the reincarnation of Hyacinthus.
I'm not great at summarizing, but I hope you'll give this fic a chance.
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- 234,113
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- 98/98
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- 5,236
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24 Mar 2025
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17 Mar 2025
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"who has made us competent to be ministers of a new covenant, not of
the letter but of the Spirit. For the letter kills, but the Spirit
gives life."- Words:
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Bookmarked by Killing_u_with_umbrellas
13 Mar 2025
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After Sirius’s prank in their fifth year, Remus doesn’t so easily forgive the eldest Black brother and pulls away. In a bout of self destructiveness, he goes right to a younger Slytherin, finding an unlikely friendship along the way.
They say that in Slytherin House you’ll find your true friends, but a Ravenclaw and a Gryffindor couldn’t hurt too, right?—-
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How different could things have been had Remus gone to the younger Black brother and made him and others have a change of heart much sooner than before?
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Podfic: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHSTESD1PfpplwFFP6Lx9Xue_qIeUxY9Q&si=WoY-08ZhGNpWWtSl
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 68,911
- Chapters:
- 22/22
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- 2
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- 179
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Bookmarked by Killing_u_with_umbrellas
22 Feb 2025
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"The Egocentric Temporal Order (ETO) bias is the finding that self-initiated action-events are perceived as having occurred prior to simultaneous externally triggered events."
Or: Time is a polite fiction that only matters if you're paying attention, and Anakin is neither polite nor paying attention.
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- English
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- 48,243
- Chapters:
- 22/23
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- 1,315
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Bookmarked by Killing_u_with_umbrellas
19 Feb 2025