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Gojo: The prison realm sucked ass! There were skeletons around me who wanted to devour all of me and not in the sexy kind of way. God Shoko I was being tortured over there!
Ieiri: ‘chuckles’ Guess at least someone at last managed to put the fear of god into you.
Gojo: I am telling you the story of my despair; stuck in a tiny cube for 20 days without any sweets or Megumi and you are laughing. You are the worst friend ever!
Ieiri: But you love me! And I am the one saving all of your asses by healing you guys from time to time. So think of this as a payback for all the worry and turmoil you put me through.
Gojo: I know and I am sorry. I apologized once before and I will apologize for a thousand times. This time,I got pretty scared too though I tried hard to be optimistic and put on a brave face.
Ieiri: You should! Especially to Megumi. That boy didn’t rest at all until he found a way to free you. He even dealt with Hana Kurusu patiently for you despite how much she annoyed him.
Gojo: Of course. When he starts talking to me again that is. He hasn’t said a single word to me since I got freed from the prison realm. He comes, visits me, checks whether I am fine, ensures if all my necessities are there and leaves, all without saying a single word to me.
Ieiri: Give him some time,Satoru. As I said before, he was worried sick for you. I don’t think there was a time I have seen him not in action after you got sealed. He was roaming around everywhere dealing with everyone’s mess. The Zenin clan,the higher ups and the enemies too in the culling games as well as Sukuna and Hana Kurusu. I think,he has had enough now.
Gojo: I know,Shoko. I know he is mad at me. And I know that it’s my fault too. I won’t blame him. My boy is exhausted after all of this. I will give him all the time he needs and wait for him to come back to me. And Sukuna must have been a pain in the ass in my absence, right? And what about Hana Kurusu? She was the one who freed me, right?
Ieiri: She did. She is the vessel of Angel. Angel is an incarnated sorcerer way back from the Heian era. She is pretty powerful. She was the main person in your unsealing. So,she is fine. But her vessel on the other hand……
Gojo: Yeah,I heard from Yuuta they share the girl’s body symbiotically. A strange phenomenon in our world. I have never seen anything like this. So ,what about the vessel? Is she an idiot? Like idiot in a way that she understands nothing about our world and gets in the way or Yuuji kind of idiot, like missing brain cells but pretty powerful?
Ieiri: ‘chuckles’ I will make sure to tell Itadori what his favorite Gojo sensei said about him. But no she is not like Itadori. She is more like the former type. But to add on that ,she also has a crush on your boy…..
Gojo: WHAT? Crush on Megumi?
Ieiri: Yes! She calls him her ‘FaTEd OnE’.
‘laughs’ She tried to earn Tsumiki’s approval too.
Gojo: So many things happened in my absence! In such a short time too! Like the second I was sealed, the bugs came out of their hiding and tried to steal Megumi from me!
Ieiri: There were some of your trusted people too. I mean they didn’t make it obvious but you still know they were trying their luck.
Gojo: I gave Yuuta and Yuuji the benefit of doubt because I know they are far more scared and fond of me than they are fixated on their little crush. I still will spare them because I know, their respect for me outweighs the admiration they have for Megumi. But I will still make sure to beat some sense into them during sparring later.
Ieiri: And what about Kurusu?
Gojo: I don’t know her. I don’t know Angel either. She unsealed me. So, I cannot just be hostile to her or her vessel. Hana Kurusu is not my student too. Therefore,I will have to take a different approach regarding her.
Ieiri: And what is the different approach you speak of?
Gojo: I love Megumi and Megumi loves me. So,I will just have to show that to her, my happy relationship with my Megumi chan. She will back off just like that but that is if she has any self respect .
Ieiri: A full proof plan,I must say. 20 days in the prison realm still hasn’t messed with your territoriality and possessiveness, huh Satoru.
Gojo: 20 days without Megumi in a fucking tiny cube without any human contact has perhaps increased my possessiveness, not gonna lie. I used to spend every day, thinking about Megumi and what he was doing, wondering if he was even thinking of me. I sometimes even had hallucinations of him. It was bad bad.
Ieiri: I see, Megumi was not lying when he said that the Shibuya incident was just the start of his nightmares. Sealing you has only made you more protective of him. I feel bad for him. Such a young boy, but look at the things he has dealt with and has to deal with in the near future.
Gojo: He did? When did he get so vulnerable in front of you?
Ieiri: When Sukuna carried him bridal style to the infirmary. I treated him then and was his bearer of all the bad news after the nightmare that was Shibuya.
Gojo: Sukuna carried him bridal style? The fuck! Yuuji didn’t inform me of anything like that. That fucker! It’s high time I exorcised that bastard soon.
Ieiri: Must have gotten scared. It was when Megumi summoned Maharoga against that idiot ,Haruta after he sneaked an attack on him at his weakest. Sukuna saved him and brought him to the infirmary. Megumi also met his dad during that time.
Gojo: ‘head spinning with all this devastating new information’ He met his dad? How the hell can he run into Fushiguro Toji when he is fucking dead? Wait,oh my god did someone inhibit his body too? God please no! I have had enough. Give me a fucking break!
Ieiri: You have a lot to catch up on,Satoru. Rest well and recover soon. You won’t like your pretty boy get stolen by one of the contenders right there while you are here stuck in the hospital bed. So, get well soon.
Gojo: ‘ still shocked’ Yeah yeah. If you see Megumi,tell him to visit me soon. And also if Toji gets here somehow, then ask Yuuta to take the blow for me. Its still too early for me to deal with all this shit.
Ieiri: ‘laughs’ Fushiguro Toji really did a number on you huh. You are scared shitless of a dead man,Satoru.