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We're a couple of misfits
What's the matter with misfits?
That's where we fit in![excerpt]
“Y’know, just because I happened to be in the kitchens at the same time that something burned doesn’t mean I’m the one who burned it,” Stiles grumbled to the surrounding trees, pretending they were Harris as he dragged a sack full of slightly too snappy gingersnaps behind him. “I wasn’t even on kitchen duty this time! And blaming me for distracting someone else with my ‘weird oranges’ is absolute reindeer shit,” he defended, his voice ringing out in the open air. He’d already said his piece to Harris directly and had been sent out on trash detail without a sleigh as a result: apparently since Stiles wasn’t on kitchen duty, that meant he was not only “slacking off,” but also technically stealing from the kitchens to make kumquat marmalade. Also, making up filthy names for weird oranges.
Previously posted anonymously. Revealed as of January 6th, 2024.