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1. I had all, and then most of you (some, and now none of you) by houseswife

   Fandoms: House M.D.  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Dec 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gregory House/James Wilson
   • Gregory House
   • James Wilson (House M.D.)
   • Pre-Canon
   • Pre-Infarction (House M.D.)
   • First Meetings
   • Banter
   • Drunk Sex
   • I wrote this instead of studying
   • Canon-Typical Emotional Constipation
   • Wrestling Demons (Feelings) While Wrestling (In The Biblical Sense)
   • canon-typical political offensiveness
   • Bisexual Greg House
   • James Wilson Only Gets Whiskey Dick Because He’s GAY
   • And I Stand By That!
   • Canon-Compliant
   • ... ish
   • Versatile Dynamics
   • Oral Sex
   • Riding
   • Safe Sane and Consensual
   • (Though Not Sober)
   • Dramatic Irony
   • 8000th Housefic on ao3 letsgooo
   • Bottom James Wilson (House M.D.)
   • I know he gives service top vibes but I had to see twink rsl get railed at least once.
   • Sorry Not Sorry

   Summary

   Wilson’s incredulous line of a mouth breaks out into a lopsided grin, and he finally sighs in disbelief. “What fraction of your miracle diagnoses are really just you somehow constructing the right answer from bullshit?”

   House holds the door open for him on their way out. “A magician never reveals his secrets.”

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   OR: the night they met in New Orleans.

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