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jolly christmas hohoho
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ITTSSS TIMMEEEEEEE -mizuki
christmas is weeks away -akito
ok fun police -mizuki
wdym christmas is weeks away i already have my christmas tree up and ready -rui
this is why we r bsfs -mizuki
bsf one or two. -rui
ok nvm ig -mizuki
CAN U GUYS STOP CLOGGING THE DESC -ena
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
guys wanna do christmas shopping
akitondemo wonderz:
christmas is weeks away man
WHO THE HELL CHANGED MY NAME
ruindeer:
it fits u dont u think :3
akitondemo wonderz:
kamishiro is this ur doing. what did i ever do to u.
enanan:
isnt tondemo wonderz a song yall sang kamishiro
ruindeer:
yes its an absolute banger bc my star is the lead vocalist for the song
akitondemo wonderz:
get ur homosexual ass out of here
ruindeer:
do u hate gays or what
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
ok moving back to my qn
WHO WANTS TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
ena u dont get to choose
enanan:
fuck urself
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
ouch enanan.
wait u need a christsmasy user name
hold on
mizuki’s christmasy egirl:
what
MIZUKI WHAT THE FUCK
akitondemo wonderz:
SSTPRPEWL SOTP
EGIRL
mizuki’s christmasy egirl:
STFU AKITO
WTH MIZUKI
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
ENANAN IT FITS!!! we’re edaters
mizuki’s christmasy egirl:
this is why i took a week to consider ur confession
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
WHY R U BRINGING THIS UP?/!/!/$-
winners celebrate xmas:
LMAOO A WEEKK??? ENA UR SRS?,!:&:
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
NO STOP&:9/&$:&
ruindeer:
mizuki what the hell u lied to me.
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
rui listen my ego was on the line.
mizuki’s christmasy egirl:
FYM UR EGO??
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
ENANAN I THOUFHT WE HAD SMTH APEICAL
mizuki’s christmasy egirl:
right im sorry mizuki ill make it up to u come over
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
IM ALREADY AT UR DOOR
mizuki’s christmasy egirl:
SINCE WHEN—-HOWJWSONWJSJDB88//&:!;,&
winners celebrate xmas:
rest in peace ena we will miss u
ruindeer:
fly high
akitondemo wonderz:
ok now that theyre gone
any early christmas haters here
winners celebrate xmas:
idk if it counts
but
i dont mention christmas until christmas eve
akitondemo wonderz:
ur welcomed to the club great to have u
ruindeer:
nene how cld u betray me like this
winners celebrate xmas:
for the record
it isnt betrayal
open ur eyes rui
ruindeer:
nene for this im gonna make u do the becoming potatoes choreography at practice >:(
winners celebrate xmas:
dream on our xmas show is 2 weeks away tsukasa cld never
ruindeer:
after the show then
winners celebrate xmas:
after the show we need to start planning for the new years show
ruindeer:
FUCK
ok u won this time nene
akitondemo wonderz:
what did i js witness
sANta HOHOHOHO:
guys its literally 5am and snowing like crazy
akitondemo wonderz:
i wonder where’s an
sANta HOHOHOHO:
do u have smth against women u misogynist
akitondemo wonderz:
except for my bias minori
wait no scratch that
IM SORRY WOMEN
i meant to say
i only hate an i love all the wonderful women out there glad ur not an
sANta HOHOHOHO:
two can play this game.
did u guys know i found a childe from genshin impact body pillow under his bed
winners celebrate xmas:
HELP?/$/$/! bro’s attracted tko gingers too
ruindeer:
makes sense why shinonome kun likes him
akitondemo wonderz:
AN WHAT THE FUCK
MY REPUTATION IS ON THE LINE
sANta HOHOHOHO:
WDYM REPUTATION
IT DIDNT EVEN EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE U HOMOPHOBE
akitondemo wonderz:
stop spreading false info an
im not a homophobe im js a hater
winners celebrate xmas:
ur so me akito lets be friends
akitondemo wonderz:
with pleasure
sANta HOHOHOHO:
oh so ur replacing me now?
ok.
….
heh.
ig i deserve it…
akitondemo wonderz:
stop it w ur fake ass women liker
sANta HOHOHOHO:
DO U HAWVE PROVLEMS W LESBIANS
akitondemo wonderz:
MAYBE I WONT IF U STPP FLIRTING W KOHANE DURNG PRACTICE
sANta HOHOHOHO:
IS IT MY FAULT KOHANE IS CUTE?/?$828
U CANT TRLATE BC UR HMOPHOBCI
akitondemo wonderz:
IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC
FOR THE LAS TITEM
winners celebrate xmas:
the mispellings r crazy
ruindeer:
misspellings*
winners celebrate xmas:
ok fuck u too rui
akitondemo wonderz:
nene i have an offfer for u
winners celebrate xmas:
im listening go on
akitondemo wonderz:
if u wanna be bsfs
u have to help me bully an
and i help u bully tsukasa senpai
winners celebrate xmas:
ehh
okay
deal
akitondemo wonderz:
LETS GO
pleasure doing business w u nene
sANta HOHOHOHO:
NENE WRF WHY WLD U AGREE TO THAT
winners celebrate xmas:
its a fair trade ofc im gonna accept
sANta HOHOHOHO:
nene i thought we had smth
was i weong this whole time
winners celebrate xmas:
an we only dated for a day
ruindeer:
YALL DATED???
WHAT WHY HAVENT I HEARD OF THIS
akitondemo wonderz:
HOLD THE FUCKKNG PHONE
SAY WAHF NOW AN
U NEVER TOLD ME??
sANta HOHOHOHO:
WHY WLD I TELL U
IM NOT EVEN UR BSF ANYMOE
akitondemo wonderz:
wait an im sorry ur still my bsf
nene is js a substitute
winners celebrate xmas:
wow ok akito
offer declined
kys
akitondemo wonderz:
NOWWLQKABS
NO
what i meant to say is
u two r now my bsfs
sANta HOHOHOHO:
omg good idea
u finally used ur brain akito im so proud tearing up rn
winners celebrate xmas:
ig that works
sorry rui i have new bsfs now
ruindeer:
ur so cruel nene im gonna throw tissues at ur bedroom window
winners celebrate xmas:
what the fuck
no way on god no
ruindeer:
either u call off ur new friendship n return to wxs
winners celebrate xmas:
rui ur playing w fire
FFUCCKK
im sorry an akito but i cant leave wxs
sANta HOHOHOHO:
the switch up is crazy
akitondemo wonderz:
nene we still have that deal right
winners celebrate xmas:
no way am i letting go a helping hand to bully tsukasa ofc
akitondemo wonderz:
LETS GOOKLOOK
in ur face an get ready for practice next mon
sANta HOHOHOHO:
i can hand u to toya yk
akitondemo wonderz:
fuck
i promised toya i wld behvae
on second thoughts its js gonna be harmless pranks an dw ❤️
winners celebrate xmas:
what in the gods name happened
yall switch up so fast
ruindeer:
like u didnt jn
winners celebrate xmas:
fuck u too rui
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
IM BACK
what did i miss
akitondemo wonderz:
oh great
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
AN U DATED NENE?/?/?/
sANta HOHOHOHO:
MIZUKI
LISTEN
I
I
IT WAS LIKE A WEEK LONG CRUSH
I ASKED HER OUT
SHE SAID YES
WE DATED FOR A DAY
RHEN WE BROKE UP
akitondemo wonderz:
an ur such a girlflop
how r we bsfs
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
HELP ME?/&/8.
AN WHAT
sANta HOHOHOHO:
STOP IT
BRO
ITS
SO EMBARRASSING TO TLKA ABT
winners celebrate xmas:
the funniest part is
an was the one who confessed
and the one to call it off
ruindeer:
im sorry for laughing shirashi kun
sANta HOHOHOHO:
OK FUCK U TOO KAMISHIRO
akitondemo wonderz:
an how tf did u manage to lose feelings in the span of 24 hrs
sANta HOHOHOHO:
akito
to the name of love
i
akitondemo wonderz:
u
sANta HOHOHOHO:
i realized me and kohane were soulmates
akitondemo wonderz:
i ddint know u were this delusional
maybe i shld be ken’s child instead
he doesnt need a delusional daughter when he can have an amazing son
sANta HOHOHOHO:
no fuck off
ur js mad i have the best dad and u dont
akitondemo wonderz:
an.
what if those were the last words u said to me
what wld u do.
winners celebrate xmas:
stop guilttripping an
our relatioanship was kinda boring anw so
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
$92&::’cbdbsk2891192/$,!.&/-&/!:
LMAOAAOOEUSK?/)7/!
an do u have super powers or
sANta HOHOHOHO:
WHY DO U GUYS LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF ME
it was
like
a spaark i didnt feel w nene
winners celebrate xmas:
ong young love
i support u an
ruindeer:
nene
u werent like this when me and tsukasa kun got tgt
winners celebrate xmas:
maybe bc it wasnt that jaw droppign
u call me at 3am nearly eevryday u fact got
akitondemo wonderz:
FACT GOT
IM GONE
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
FACT GOT?/!$89&
IM SORRHDJEKEHXHSKBD
ruindeer:
WHAT THE HELL NENE
im moving back to my smart ppl sch it was noce knowinv yall
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
ur ass couldnt even go back if u wanted to
ruindeer:
MIZUKI LET ME HAVE THIS
akitondemo wonderz:
SOTPEWOQO
WHY DID U TEXT IN BOLD
ruindeer:
what
u want me to tezt in italics???
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
no thats zesty
winners celebrate xmas:
and rui is zesty asf
have u heard our cover of love ka
sANta HOHOHOHO:
ON GOD
NO
i mean it was kinda attractive but
i like women
akitondemo wonderz:
im interested
time to listen
sANta HOHOHOHO:
NO
AKITO
ITLL
TURN U INTO A
HOMOSEUXLA
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
i listened to it
and
i agree
rui was zesty af since middle sch
ruindeer:
i was at my lowest
bc middle sch
is mid
now im in high sch
im high
winners celebrate xmas:
ok grandpa lets get u to sleep
ruindeer:
ITS 6AM NENE
winners celebrate xmas:
OFC IK ITS 6AM
TAKE A JOKE
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
MY HUMOR IS BROKEN
WHY DID I LAUGH
ruindeer:
bc
we’re bsfs
we hage the same ghumor
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
fair point
doesnt change the fact ur zesty and im not
ruindeer:
ARE U GUYS EVER GONNA LET IT GO
HOW AM I ZESTY
winners celebrate xmas:
when
we released our cover for love ka
hundreds of fan letters rolled in
ruindeer:
guess im most puopular w me cool bad boy voice
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
ur not a gangster
calm ur ass
sANta HOHOHOHO:
wait
kamishiro
who fell first
ruindeer:
w tsukasa kun??
ehhh
i say i fell first
winners celebrate xmas:
nah yall both fell at the same time
then rui fell harder when tsukasa performed as torpe
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
rui
ur so downbad
i cant keep defnekdng u like tshi
ruindeer:
fix ur spelling mistakes first then we’ll talk
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
i shld have ditched u when i saw u at the roof top
sANta HOHOHOHO:
LMAOAAO??2?/
kamishiro
do u think u can help me get tgt w kohane
ruindeer:
no problem
i assure u i have great love advice
winners celebrate xmas:
an u dont want to do this
there was one time he put on a show for tsukasa and when he didnt get the point of the show rui cried for 3 weeks
ruindeer:
ykw
im gonna actually throw tissues at ur window
ALSO U DIDNT MENTION U PERFORMED W ME BC UR LOVESICK FOR EMU
winners celebrate xmas:
WHY THE FUCK WLD U TELL THE OTEHRS THAT
BROWJOWCIJDD
STOP IT
NO
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
HELP ME?/)7/) AND THEY BOTH DIDNT GET THE POINT OF THE SHOW??
winners celebrate xmas:
STOP IT
I CANT
IT WA S SO EMBARRASSINGG
sANta HOHOHOHO:
I CANT
HELP
/&/9/&:!:
akitondemo wonderz:
im back
and
i must say
kamishiro
u
r the most zestiest person alive
ruindeer:
ill takw that as a compliment shinonome kun
akitondemo wonderz:
also ur a boy failure js like an
sANta HOHOHOHO:
WHY MUST U DRAG ME INTO THIS
akitondemo wonderz:
IM GONNA BRING THIS UP TILL THE DAY I DIE
sANta HOHOHOHO:
U WANNA FIGHT??/
akitondemo wonderz:
IF A FIGHT IS WHT U WANT A FIGHT IS WAHT UR GONNA GET
sANta HOHOHOHO:
FIESTY ARENT WE
SEKAI.
NOW.
akitondemo wonderz:
BET
GET READY FOR UR ASS TO BE BEATEN AN
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
are we gonna ignore the sekai
ruindeer:
shinonome kun u hv sekais??
winners celebrate xmas:
holy shit
yo this is lore bomb
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
NENE YALL HAVE SEKAI TOO??
winners celebrate xmas:
uhm
yeah
wxs has one
ruindeer:
watafak
huge lore drop
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
ykw it aint even that deep my sekai is like dead and empty
winners celebrate xmas:
cant relate wxs sekai is literally a whole ass themepark
mizuki’s christmasy egirl:
MIZUKI WHY WLD U TELL THEM WE HAVE A SEKAI
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
WXS DOES TOO!!
ALSO VBS
mizuki’s christmasy egirl:
wtf since when
winners celebrate xmas:
since ur mom
mizuki’s christmasy egirl:
blocked
winners celebrate xmas:
we dont even dm each other what r u on
ruindeer:
as mizuki said and i quote
this isnt deep
so
moving on
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
yall still havent answered my qn dipshits
think of the shopping trip as a kamikou hangout
mizuki’s christmasy egirl:
add the best students infront of kamikou and we’re gkod
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
anyth for u ena
the best students of kamikou hangout at the mall on 20th!!
be sure to be there if not im tracking u guys down
winners celebrate xmas:
wtf
u dont even know whwre i live goodluck w that
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
oh sweet nene
i have life 360 and rui tracked down
if hes close ur not far behind
winners celebrate xmas:
too bad i’d be busy preparing for the xmas show u cant do shit to us tsukasa cld nvr fr
ruindeer:
STOP USING TSUKASA KUN AS AN EXCUSE
winners celebrate xmas:
LET ME HAVE THIS WILL U
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
LMAOAO?//&/8223$;!’x
so
hangout at 20th at the mall
winners celebrate xmas:
what do i get out of this
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
i’ll send u a snippet of niigos new song
winners celebrate xmas:
HOLY SHIT
ok deal
ruindeer:
can i have a snippet too
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
idk can u
ruindeer:
mizuki i promise u
those 38m views on bug r by me
biggest niigo stan
winners celebrate xmas:
stfu rui
im the biggest niigo fan
go obsess over ur mmj or smth
ruindeer:
why do u sound like ur insutling mmj.
winners celebrate xmas:
heh
ruindeer:
yo mizuki
do u want nene’s address
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
YO ACTUALLY???
ruindeer:
yes, unless u want mmj to get shit on by nene
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
aint no way im accepting that
mmj sweeps
minori my bias!!!!/&:&:
ruindeer:
REEAL!!/!/!/! haruka my bias fr
akitondemo wonderz:
DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY MINORI
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
FUCK
UR COMPETITION
GO AWAY AKITO
there can only be one minori number one fan.
akitondemo wonderz:
U CANT GET RID OF ME
I LITERALLLY HAVE ALL OF MMJS MERCH BOUGHT
DNOT BELIEVE ME ASK ENA
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
SHIT
OK
HOW MANY MINORI MERCH DO U HAVE
akitondemo wonderz:
HAH
U DARE ASK??
DMS NOW.
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RAAAHHHH:
BET
LETS SEE WHO IS THE REAL MINORI FAN
ruindeer:
so glad my bias is haruka
mizuki’s christmasy egirl:
so r we still gonna hang out
ruindeer:
i hope not
sANta HOHOHOHO:
wheres toya he shld be online at 6.30
toYATTA:
I’m online
sANta HOHOHOHO:
WHAT HAPPEEND TO UR NAME??/?/
toYATTA:
Akiyama changed it for me
winners celebrate xmas:
GOKDNGIRHSISHSJS
TOYATTA
IM GONE
ruindeer:
8/9.!./!/9/$:8819293&
SSSTOEPSO
sANta HOHOHOHO:
HELP ME
toYATTA:
What’s wrong? I think it’s a fitting user name
sANta HOHOHOHO:
ur right toya
its a splendid name
winners celebrate xmas:
an
i js know ur fighting back tears rn
sANta HOHOHOHO:
SOTP EXPOSING ME
ruindeer:
LANOSIWNAK
LMAOAOOO