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1. nonbinary nightmare vs the world: a tragedy in three++ acts and two unhandled null reference exceptions by Silver33650

   Fandoms: Xenoblade Chronicles (Video Game), Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), Xenoblade Chronicles 3 (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   12 Dec 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alvis/Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles)
   • A (Xenoblade Chronicles 3)/Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles)
   • Alpha (Xenoblade Chronicles 3)
   • Klaus (Xenoblade Chronicles Series)
   • Alvis (Xenoblade Chronicles)
   • Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles)
   • Rex (Xenoblade Chronicles 2)
   • Homura | Pyra
   • Hikari | Mythra
   • Nia (Xenoblade Chronicles 2)
   • Melia Ancient | Melia Antiqua
   • N (Xenoblade Chronicles 3)
   • A (Xenoblade Chronicles 3)
   • Matthew Vandham
   • Crack
   • Memes
   • Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Swearing
   • Screenplay/Script Format
   • Intentionally Bad Spelling & Grammar
   • Lowercase
   • but also a lot of SUDDENLY SHOUTING
   • Sexual Humor
   • Dysfunctional Relationships
   • Dysfunctional Family
   • references to real life
   • Rants
   • Audaciously Exaggerated Characterizations
   • Computer Programming
   • In-universe shipping
   • The characters explicitly discuss writing fanfic about each other
   • please don't take this too seriously it's on five levels of irony plus or minus an unless
   • the first and last chapters have links to images created by yours truly in 15 minutes of MS Paint

   Summary

   xenoblade chronicles klaus saga except it's a shitpost space soap opera satire of software development featuring the unfiltered family drama of lawful good pneuma, neutral good logos, and chaotic good[citation needed] ontos. this is what happens when your magic supercomputer doesn't even make it to beta.

   likely incomprehensible without thorough understanding of the series itself, computer science source control, US/UK politics, and the standard model of physics. careful, that last act's a doozy.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   16,268

   Chapters:

   5/5

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   29

   Bookmarks:

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