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1. Duolingo is coming for your ass (crackfic) by ah_whoops, mizuki (beefuckingramune), shatteredpawn

   Fandoms: unOrdinary (Webcomic), Duolingo  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Arlo/John Doe (unOrdinary)
   • Arlo (unOrdinary)
   • John Doe (unOrdinary)
   • Seraphina (unOrdinary)
   • Remi (unOrdinary)
   • Zeke (unOrdinary)
   • Isen (unOrdinary)
   • Duolingo Owl
   • Crack
   • Don't Read This
   • I swear the other chapters will be better than the first one
   • if you read this you will die
   • no beta needed because this is crack
   • bruh
   • WTF
   • idk bro sad sad sad
   • kuyo/rei
   • but its only bcs one of the authors is a chorus kid
   • oh also arlos a fucking soprano in this
   • and a femboy we guess
   • sry twins
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • except its authors plural n we wrote this at like 1

   Summary

   John, a Duolingo assassin sent to beat up students who broke their streak, falls in love with Duolingo streak preserver Arlo. Initially, John seems like just a soulless assassin with no social skills, but as time goes by, layers in his past and identity crack apart and meld back into one again.................Together, they will try (keyword try) to defeat the Duolingo Apocalypse....dun dun dunnnnnnn

   OOC asf
   Duolingo possessed John x Simp Arlo

   (Idfk what this is LMFAO just straight up crack- I swear the actual grammar will be normal after the introduction lol)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,667

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

   80

   Kudos:

   47

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