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1. What if.... ? (aka Joffrey goes to the Wall) by agentknitter

   Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • No category
   • Complete Work

   16 Nov 2015

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Catelyn Stark/Ned Stark
   • Robert Baratheon/Cersei Lannister
   • Robert Baratheon/Margaery Tyrell
   • Night's Watch Bromance
   • Jon Snow
   • Joffrey Waters
   • Tommen Waters
   • Samwell Tarly
   • Jeor Mormont
   • Cersei Lannister
   • Jaime Lannister
   • Robert Baratheon
   • Ned Stark
   • Tywin Lannister
   • Tyrion Lannister
   • Catelyn Stark
   • Robb Stark
   • Gendry Waters
   • Renly Baratheon
   • Loras Tyrell
   • Grenn (ASoIaF)
   • Pypar (ASoIaF)
   • Edd Tollett
   • swearing ahoy
   • crackfic
   • Not Serious
   • Joffrey at the Wall
   • place your bets on who turfs him off the Wall
   • and if this is a fix it I'm damn well fixing it so that Ned doesn't die OK
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Ned ain't dead
   • Robert Baratheon grows a brain
   • Tywin Lannister forced to grovel
   • heh
   • Stannis is left grinding his teeth on Dragonstone
   • open to suggestions for what to do with Joffrey at the Wall

   Summary

   based on a discussion at reddit.com/r/asoiaf

   What if Robert Baratheon had been informed about Cersei's twincest? What would the outcome be?

   I suggested that the twins would lose their heads for treason, Tywin would be forced into losing all power and prestige, and having to make Tyrion his heir, while the boys Joffrey and Tommen would be sent to the Wall.

   This then led us off on the bunny trail of the hilarity possible with Prince Joffrey I Am Too Good For Everyone mixing it with the Crows of the Night's Watch.

   We give him two weeks before he annoys someone so much that they push him off the Wall....

    

   NB: I've never written fanfic in my life, and have no intention of trying to outdo GRRM or be all that serious. Fuck it. Life's too short.

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