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i'll let you fire my hose if you merry my christmas by browneyedgirl6 for melkings
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Dec 2023
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Summary
“So,” Maddie started, “I have some good news, and some…bad news.”
“Mads, I literally can’t take any more bad news.”
“Well, the good news is that the bad news can be fixed by the good news.”
He was so confused.
“Remember I told you one of the models had to cancel?”
Buck nodded. “Well Hen found another last-minute replacement, but they—well they also had to cancel…last minute.”“Anyway, Hen was able to find another replacement, for the replacement.”
“Ok. Fine, whatever. Why are you telling me all of this anyway if you’ve already found another replacement?”
“Well, Chim and I were talking, and we thought—who better to model for the covers than the one who wrote them?”
“Mads, no way! I’m already way in over my head with all these bonus chapters. Besides, I don’t know the first thing about modeling.”
“Well, that’s perfect, seeing as our other model doesn’t have any prior experience either.
One look at the guy had Buck asking what they needed him for.
—or—
Buck’s an author who writes smutty hallmark books. He needs new covers for his holiday editions. Who better to model for them than himself and the hot dad who likes to be called eight pack?