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Kayn and Ezreal have the immense displeasure of being born to two best friends who boast a friendship that spans from kindergarten on. Their mothers had hoped their children would be the best of friends, yet Kayn and Ezreal cannot stand one another. Self described as "childhood enemies", the pair had a blissful four years of no contact that comes to a hate filled conclusion once Kayn moves back home and runs into Ezreal who after four years, takes one look at him and says, "Guess it wasn't a phase". The lifelong animosity picks up right where it left off and the two find themselves at a bar for a mutual friend's 25th birthday. The only way to deal with being in close proximity to the other is to be absolutely shitfaced while doing so. When they're put in the same cab with Kayn being issued a warning of, "be a decent human and make sure Ezreal gets home safely", despite it not being his job, he agrees. It's the least he can do to avoid having his parents tear him a new asshole the next morning. He had plans to let Ezreal sleep it off and kick him out first thing in the morning. However, Ezreal has other plans.
He climbs into Kayn's bed and wistfully sighs, "I bet hate sex with you would be wild".