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1. One to Hold and One to Cut by BasilBing

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Dec 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Astarion & Tav (Baldur's Gate)
   • Tav/Knife
   • Tav (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • The Bedroom Knife
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Alternate Universe - Crack
   • Non-Consenual Knife Play
   • but in the weirdest way imaginable
   • plant!Tav
   • personified bedroom knife
   • I have somehow made this crackfic sad
   • whoops
   • this is for the ACT! Discord folks

   Summary

   Aloe Vera Tav craves death and Astarion's knife, one Brendan King, is the one he wants to give it to him.

   Or, Astarion, harried new plant parent, attempts to keep his suicidal aloe vera named Tav alive.

   (This is 100% crack taken way too seriously and I hope the ACT! Discord enjoys this. I am ever y'all jester in jingly shoes).

   Language:

   English

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