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These are the Text Logs of the Starship Enterprise

Summary:

A peek at both the gang's group chats and audio logs recorded by the computer.

Chapter 1: Chat Log: Spock doesn't really need sleep remember?

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         -- CMD_Spock Has started the chat --

         -- CO_Kirk has been added to the chat --

 

CMD_Spock: Captain, I have finished the report on the plant matter you requested and I am forwarding it to the doctor now.

 

         -- CMO_McCoy has been added to the chat -- 

 

CMD_Spock: Doctor here is the report the Captain requested I send you.

         ...CMD_Spock has sent 1 attachment...

CMO_McCoy: SPOCK IT IS 4 AM SHIP UNIVERSAL TIME

                     WHEN IN THE SAM HILL DO YOU SLEEP

CMD_Spock: Doctor 'Sam Hill' is not a time. So far as I can ascertain, this is the name of a place.  

CMO_McCoy: so help me god

CMD_Spock: Nobody named God is onboard Doctor. Unless you are referring to the Earth Deity. In which case, I have heard the Captain say on several occasions the phrase, 'Your God is not here.'

CMO_McCoy: the da y hasn't even started yet...

CMD_Spock: Correction Doctor. Day.

CMO_McCoy: ghhjgddsf