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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Robotnik is back after publicly and quite spectacularly sacrificing himself to save the Earth - and suddenly, he can do no wrong. Basking in the fame and glory, there is just one thing that's bothering him.

    Where's Stone?

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    13 Oct 2025

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    Robotnik stared at the Agent, mind racing, hypotheses opening out in a dozen different tabs of the browser in his mind, each trying to home in on why he had been sent this agent.

    Ah. It had finally happened.

    The government was trying to kill him. For realsies this time.

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    After failing his latest psych evaluation, Agent Stone finds himself pulled from almost a decade in the international field and placed on domestic babysitting duty for an eccentric scientist who makes it very clear that Stone could either walk away right now or else quit in a bodybag. Well, Stone has never been a quitter and what begins as a war of attrition over some HR forms slowly morphs into a functional(?) working relationship and the beginnings of a deeply unprofessional crush on his boss. That is, right up until the government comes up with a plan B to get rid of them both.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    GUN really said: “Let's put the one unstable person (highly trained assassin who failed his pysche eval) with the unstable doctor (one excuse away from becoming a supervillain), maybe it's gonna make them one stable person and not a catastrophe on a nuclear level”

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Doctor Robotnik, a professor at a local university, goes on a date with Mister Stone, the owner of a local cafe.

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    Day 4: Hanahaki disease. (CW: Emetophobia.)

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    Wesker nearly fainted when Chris grabbed the first bulb and ripped it out. A muffled scream escaped him when the pain ripped through him, white-hot and debilitating. Jill charged back at Chris, and this time it was more effective. “You’re hurting him!” she huffed.

    “We don’t have time for this!” Chris yelled, still determined. He managed to get one hand past Wesker’s lips again and cleared the still accumulating petals from his mouth.

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    08 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    "Let's be honest," she says. "We're a one tale couple."

    Or: twenty-three universes that never happened.

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    11 Nov 2024

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    “Okay!” says the boy. He sets the toy down. “My name’s Hal, what’s yours?”

    “My name is Joy,” you say, and shake his hand, ridiculously tiny in yours. “I’m a friend of your mothers.”

    “Oh,” he says. “You’re Mom’s girlfriend!” In the background, Strangelove blushes.

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    “Oh,” says Adam with a sneer. “You’re Mom’s girlfriend.”

    You love your son more than life, and he’s clever and strategic and devious in a way that’ll serve him well later in life, but stalking around near the front door so as to be able to answer it under the guise of “politeness” and thus catch a glimpse of your erstwhile mysterious female companion is not his more subtle work.

    He’s also incredibly rude.

    “Little bit young for you, isn’t she Mom?” he says over his shoulder.

    “Hmm,” says Strangelove, tugging off her gloves. “A little old for the cowboy hat, aren’t you?”

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    Strangelove’s not the best roommate you’ve ever had, and she’s not the worst. She keeps odd hours, she leaves the door to the balcony open all night so the chill creeps in (and sometimes snow, or leaves, or on one memorable occasion a squirrel). She turns up her nose at half of the things you cook, and cheats very badly at poker.

    Everything happens very slowly and all at once. You spend late nights talking, she makes you breakfast in her underwear, you’re sleeping in the same bed. Happiness creeps up on you.