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1. Let's Make Christmas Merry, Baby by CatharaFox, phoestiel for AlwaysBeMyBaby, Cannibalsnplaid, Despising_Tories, DovelyOne

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Black Sails  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   24 Jan 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Israel Hands/"Calico" Jack Rackham
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Israel Hands
   • "Calico" Jack Rackham
   • Alma Bonnet
   • Louis Bonnet
   • Mary Read
   • Anne Bonny
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Miranda Barlow
   • Thomas Hamilton
   • Captain Flint | James McGraw
   • Lucius Spriggs
   • Mary Allamby Bonnet
   • Doug (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Jim Jimenez
   • Merry Christmas Fucktent!
   • Christmas
   • Christmas Shopping
   • Christmas Fluff
   • Mall Santa Claus
   • Santa's Workshop
   • Inspired by Hallmark Christmas Movies
   • Uncle Israel Hands
   • "Calico" Jack Rackham is a Simp for Israel Hands
   • Christmas Miracles
   • Dirty Talk
   • Daddy Kink
   • Oral Sex
   • Face-Sitting
   • Coming in Pants
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Body Worship
   • Trans Character
   • Trans Israel Hands
   • Christmas tree farm
   • Background Poly
   • Hamilcule
   • James Flint has Doggos
   • Cocksucking
   • Grinding
   • Genderqueer Character
   • Genderqueer Alma Bonnet
   • Coming Out
   • Christmas Party
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Finally Fucking
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Unprotected Sex
   • Overstimulation
   • Squirting
   • Makeup Sex
   • Christmas Magic

   Summary

   “We’re next!” Louis yells triumphantly. Izzy breathes a sigh of relief.

   Then the kid in front of them starts crying, struggling to get away from Santa. Kicking out and screaming bloody murder as his parents try to force him into Santa’s lap. Good for you, kid, he thinks, glaring at the young parent trying to subdue the kid. Izzy rolls his eyes, teeth clenched again. He’s about to say something snide to them, something like shove off or leave the fucking kid alone, he doesn’t wanna sit on Santa’s lap, when Santa gets off his chair and gets on the floor with the screaming child. He hears a rumble of a laugh, and then a low voice he’d recognize anywhere.

   Jack Rackham. Fuck.

   Series

   • Part 1 of I Wish To You Joy and Happiness

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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