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1. dangerous liaisons by sweetkenny

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Eric Cartman
   • Stan Marsh
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • PC Principal (South Park)
   • Teacher!Cartman
   • Student!Kyle
   • Teacher-Student Relationship
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Kyle is 18
   • Age Difference
   • Slow Burn
   • High School
   • Mr. Cartman is an insufferable prick
   • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski is a gay loser
   • Cartman is 28

   Summary

   “So. Kyle. This is the second time you've come to my office regarding... Mr. Cartman. The first time because of an email that you didn't like.”

   “He called me a cocksucker!” The redhead said indignantly, his eyes wide open.

   PC Principal raised his index finger. “Well, he didn’t say you were a cocksucker, but that you behaved like one.”

   “What’s the difference?!”

   “Nuances.”

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   16,794

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   170

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