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"BAHAHHAHAHA"
Laughs echo from the right corner of the classroom. Stan and Kenny hovered over Kyle's phone, whispering then quickly turning back to the phone. When Cartman walked back into the classroom from using the restroom, Kyle let out a screeching laugh that had him gasping for air.
"GOD DAMN IT WHAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY????"
Tears were streaming down Kyle's face from how hard he was laughing. He tried to hold it in, but the mere thought of Cartman had him crying and screaming on the floor.
"I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA LOSE MY SHIT IF Y'ALL DON'T TELL ME WHAT'S SERIOUSLY SO GODDAMN FUNNY!"
"Should we just tell him? He's getting kind of annoying about it."
"PPFFFFTTTLMFAOOAO"
"STOP LAUGHING JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!! YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK Y'ALL, I'M FINDING OUT MYSELF!"
Cartman reached for Kyle's phone. Kyle quickly noticed and snatched it before he could access what was on his screen.
"GIVE ME THE PHONE!!"
"IT'S MY PHONE! I NEVER SAID YOU COULD TOUCH IT!"
"WELL IT'S ABOUT ME SO I. WANNA. SEE. IT!!"
He tried to snatch the phone out of Kyle's hands, which quickly turned into a game of wrestling. Mr. Garrison quickly noticed the commotion.
"What in the ever living fuck are y'all doing? We're having assigned seats from now on if y'all are gonna act like this."
Cartman was quick to respond.
"Actually, Kyle took my phone and he won't give it back. I need it back to contact my mommy as she is very sick."
"Okay, geez. I don't want any more disturbances in the classroom so Kyle, give Eric back his phone."
"It's not HIS phone, it's mine! He's straight up lying!"
"I don't care! I said I don't want any more commotion in the classroom so give him the phone!"
Kyle reluctantly gives Cartman the phone. He goes from the Home Screen to most recently opened apps.
"You use Twitter? That's so gay!"
He clicks on the app and it takes him to what post was left on when Kyle shut off his phone. He sees the words on the screen and immediately gets heated.
"What in the actual fuck is 'fat inspiration?'"
"Hi fellas!"
"Butters, these assholes won't tell me what 'fat inspiration' is!"
"Ohhh...yeah... it's pretty much bullying people who aren't as skinny as Mr. Mackey. One time I got posted on one of those mean sites and then my parents found out and I got grounded. They said I should strive to be above being bullied."
"Obviously everyone can tell that i'm not FAT, I'm BIG BONED! Let me see the comments, I know they agree!"
COMMENTS:
daintycockettegirly: 🐷
lanadelreyfuckedmeintheass: i'd kms if I looked like that
istuckmydickinthedietcokecan: GROSS...
cumhascalories: yeah he is plus sized but it's just rude to post pics on the internet of ur irls..
"Those asshats are fucking blind. I'm big boned!"
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"Mom, I'm just big boned right? I'm not fat?"
"I'm sorry, there's no such thing as being big boned. You just eat too much. I fixed food in the kitchen. I'll bring it to your room when you're ready!"
"Obviously!"
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*He thinks to himself*
Does everyone deadass see me as fat? I'm still right about being big boned. I'll work off some of the excess chub and show them I'm not fat,
I'm fucking big boned!
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A/N: I hate myself for writing this 😭 I hope y'all are happy
-Teagan