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    “I’m the Christmas Spirit. I only look like Ted Lasso, and may I say, he is a dapper fellow. You ever notice how evenly trimmed his mustache is?” He wiggled his lip and winked at Roy. “It’s very nice. Can I come in?”
    “No, you can’t fucking come in.”

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