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"You know, if you want this thing to be more believable, you're gonna have to play your part, too," Derek said, dropping the cake on the counter.
"Excuse me?" Stiles said, offended. "I tried! Also, I'll have you know I am fun to be around. Plenty fun, alright? I'm, like, super funny!"
Derek hummed and his eyebrows twitched sarcastically. Could eyebrows be sarcastic? With Derek's caterpillars, the answer was definitely yes. Stiles swore they spoke a language of their own.
"You know what?" he said and impulsively took the cake. He opened the camera app on his phone. "I'll show you believable."
Stiles held the plate up and snapped a selfie of himself, the cake, and an adorably confused-looking Derek.
"What-"
"Midnight pie with my cutie pie," he spelled aloud what he was typing in the Instagram caption. "Tag Prince Derek, hashtag boyfriends, hashtag His Royal Cuteness." Ignoring Derek's bristle, Stiles hit 'send' and grinned, pleased with his post. Then he opened the drawer, fetched two forks and handed one to Derek. "Let's see how that goes." He winked for good measure. "Cutie pie."
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In which Derek is a Prince, Stiles is the first son, but I made it a fake dating AU.