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Voiceteam Mystery Box 2023, Lotus Pier Lakeside Team Collection for Mystery Box 2023
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Published:
2023-12-27
Completed:
2024-05-19
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260
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10/10
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[Podfic] Cold read of we’re dancing around the kitchen

Summary:

“I made you ‘Love for All Seasons’ stew,” Xie Lian says.

Hua Cheng makes an odd sort of choking noise that the sound department either will or will not be generous enough to edit out during post-production. “It’s beautiful.”

Lan Wangji regards the stew. “This looks like it was regurgitated.”

OR: an mdzs/tgcf crossover au of worst cooks in america.

Notes:

AUTHOR'S NOTES: ayoooooooooo i need something to spark joy the way the mdzs bake-off au did so i get back into regular fic-writing so here is an crossover au of the greatest cooking reality show, “worst cooks in america.” going for an omniscient pov vibe so we’ll see how it goes????? totally unedited tho as usual

PODFICCER'S NOTES: Thanks a zillion to livinginaworldofnoise for permission to record because I took one look at this and started cackling IMMEDIATELY. This is gonna be such a trip, folks!

Also also also - it is Mystery Box time! So this is my first post and this is for a Challenge called "Rummy" where I wish it could count as a three-fer, because the fandoms listed are an animated fandom, a book fandom, and a live action fandom, but alas, it only counts for one of those.

ETA: OMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! XxMiserySmilesxX made ART!!!!! IT IS SO GOOD!!!!! See it here and praise them for picking the best quotes!

Chapter 1: the introductions

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Cold read of we're dancing around the kitchen, Chapter 1 by livinginaworldofnoise



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