HorsesAreNotDeer
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5 parts to a whole by HorsesAreNotDeer for MaetheWolf
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jan 2026
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Lan Wangji prides himself as an Alpha who is controlled, poised, and powerful—he has spent his entire life focusing on his cultivation, and never intended on taking mate. Until an Omega that smells of summer storms and spicy chili climbs over a wall, smuggling alcohol and a wicked smile.
It doesn’t take long for this powerful and mischievous Omega completely derails Lan Wangji’s path. He finds himself hopelessly wishing to be able to claim this fierce and strong Omega as his own. Caught between his feelings and his fear of suppressing Wei Wuxian’s spirit, Lan Wangji attempts to break himself off to protect him.
If only Wei Wuxian would let him…
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an inch away from more (than just friends) by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Oct 2023
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“What do you think about,” Wei Ying said aloud, before she could stop herself, before she could even think twice about the repercussions. “When you.” She finally found Lan Zhan’s eyes, molten in the low light, and swallowed in a tiny, audible gulp. “You know.”
On Wei Ying, Lan Zhan’s gaze didn’t waver even a fraction.
“Giving head,” she said.
Wei Ying was certain she’d misheard. “Getting head?”
“No,” said Lan Zhan.
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After a surprise party gone awry, Wei Ying surprises herself.
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And they were roommates (Feng Xin/Mu Qing) by StarryKnight100 for HorsesAreNotDeer
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
25 Apr 2026
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When a bickering couple engages in a steamy gym tussle that ends in soft shower sex, what more could you want?
Her hands glide up Mu Qing’s thighs before they come to rest on her hips. Giving in to her urges, she makes use of her carefully curated core to sit up until she is at eye level with Mu Qing’s breasts. She gives a playful smirk that earns her an adorable scowl before she leans further forward until she can nestle her tongue into the cleft of Mu Qing’s cleavage. The space is warm, wet, and tastes exactly as Feng Xin hoped. The salty tang coats her tongue, and she has to stifle a moan from escaping at the divine taste, lest she get a scolding.
“Feng Xin,” she hears her breath out, her legs tightening further.
A single pulse radiating from Feng Xin’s walls is the sign to go somewhere else, as they will not be fucking on the gym mat…again.
Series
- Part 5 of And they were roommates
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Pinky Promises (my fingers were crossed) by lifebug
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
13 Apr 2026
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Kim Dokja is dying, and he knows it. Blood on the floor, a laptop glowing with unanswered questions, and a promise he never truly kept. Between Yoo Joonghyuk’s stern vow, Han Sooyoung’s laughter, and Yoo Mia’s innocence, he remembers everything — and the pinky promise he broke with crossed fingers.
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A hanahaki‑inspired fic, where Kim Dokja bleeds the more he hides his feelings from Yoo Joonghyuk. When Joonghyuk demands a promise of safety, he never expects it to unravel into something far worse.
—Hanahaki. Blood. Broken pinky promise.—
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nobody compares by tongzhi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 May 2021
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“Ahaha, Lan Zhan, I guess you’re just trying to help a friend out. Gal pals and all that, amiright?”
Lan Zhan does not understand Wei Ying’s question. They are gals and they are pals.
“Do you not want to?” she says instead.
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Straight girl Lan Zhan decides to help her best friend out, sexually.
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hey beautiful :) by TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Apr 2026
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Unknown Number: hey beautiful :)
Baz: You have the wrong number.