Chapter 1: Aubrey goes golfing
Chapter Text
Day 1
*Henry has opened that chat
*orangjoe69 has joined the chat
*Bunnylover has joined the chat
Henry: Is this thing working? Hello?
orangjoe69: yeah we got yur text bruh ;)
Bunnylover: Sup nerds.
Henry: Oh, good, well everyone, welcome to the brand new discord chat server. You are the first two people to join!
Bunnylover: Yeah neat.
Henry: So Aubrey, what are you doing?
Bunnylover: Calling from my phone right now. Playing golf with the gang. Letting off some steam on a hot summer day.
Henry: Sounds like fun, can we join you guys?
Bunnylover: No.
orangjoe69: aw but y not?
Bunnylover: Not enough clubs for everyone...
orangjoe69: :(
Henry: That's okay we'll just...wait a second...
Henry: There isn't a golf course anywhere in town...
Henry: Aubrey...where are you?
* Floweyboy has joined the chat
Floweyboy: Hey everyone, how are you all doing? I saw Hero’s invite and joined.
orangjoe69: auby won't let us play golf with her and her friends >:(
Floweyboy: Wait what?
Bunnylover: Don't call me that.
Henry: Aubrey, where are you playing golf right now?
Bunnylover; I ain't telling you.
Henry: 'Ain't' isn't a real word...
orangjoe69: its not?
Bunnylover: Of course not dipshit
Henry: Language
Bunnylover: Whatever...
Floweyboy: asdfghasdfghjkjhgf
Henry: Basil are you okay?
Floweyboy: sorry A-A ball just crashed t-through my window...it looks like it came from...Othermart plaza?
orangjoe69: kewl beans, now basil can go golfing to at othermrt too
orangjoe69: hey auber can u send one through my window too? ;)
Henry: Aubrey. Why are you and your friends playing golf at Othermart?
Bunnylover: Shit...oh fuck...Mikheal just hit a car
Bunnylover: and someone just called the cops on us
orangjoe69: run aub run :o
Henry: What?
orangjoe69: thats what u get fur not inviting us to play illego golf with u >:(
Bunnylover: OH FUCK! FUCK GOTTA GO SEE YOU IN A BI-
*Bunnylover has left the chat
Floweyboy: Should we help her?
Henry: I think things will sort themselves out eventually, anyways, how are you today Basil?
Floweyboy: I'm okay, just got done with my garden and I wanted to relax for a bit. I saw the discord server you made and joined up so we can talk together.
Henry: How's Sunny doing? doesn't he have a discord too?
orangjoe69: dunno haven't heard since he move to nearbye a week ago
Floweyboy: Maybe he's still getting set up there.
*Bunnylover has joined the chat
Bunnylover: Hey, sup? just got home after we split, everyone just agreed to blame Mikhael for the damages.
Henry: You want to explain what you where doing playing golf in Othermart's parking lot?
Bunnylover: We were just bored okay? Angel had some croquet equipment he found at a garage sale the other day and he asked if we could play for a bit.
Henry: ...
Bunnylover: ...
Floweyboy: ...
orangjoe69: wats crochet?
Henry: It's a sport originally from England. You hit a ball through hoops on the ground.
orangjoe69: so it golf ADN BASKETBALL?!!1111!!
orangjoe69: YOOOOOOOOO THATS SICK!!!11 ENGLAN IS COOL!1asfdsdfwxw
Floweyboy: No Kel, well...you aren't hitting it very hard.
Floweyboy: It's really more like mini golf...
orangjoe69: ah, so realy borng golf then... :(
Henry; We're getting really off topic, Aubrey what were you doing with a croquet set in Othermart?
Bunnylover: There wasn't enough room in the park and it was too crowded, so we went to the plaza to play...
Bunnylover: None of us knew how to play properly so we just started fooling around with the mallets...
Henry: And it turned into golf?
Bunnylover: Bingo
Henry: Alright, let me piece this together, Angel found a croquet set and asked if you wanted to play and you all went to Othermart to play where Mikheal appartnetly let go of his mallet and broke a car window?
Bunnylover: Yep, that's pretty much how it went, well actually Mikheal kinda threw it in a rage but yeah, one broken car window later and we're here.
orangjoe69: AND U DIDN'T INVITE US TO PLAY UR BORING DUM GOLF THING!1!!!11W1QWSZSDCDSAAS
Henry: Are you still in trouble?
Bunnylover: Not sure, I don't think they actually called the police thank god...
Henry: At least tell me you're not going to do it again...at least let me teach you how to play properly next time
Bunnylover: I won't do it again henry, jeez you sound like such a dad.
Floweyboy: You owe me a new window by the way...
orangjoe69: i wana play golf naow hero can we go golfing
Henry: No Kel, you don't even like golf.
Henry: Last time you and I went to mini golfing you got bored and started playing it like hockey.
orangjoe69: it's sooooooo sloooooooowwwwwwww tho
orangjoe69: im goin to ask aubrey if she wanna play sum halo latr
orangjoe69: u getin on soon?
Henry: I'll be on later Kel, just have to finish this essay first.
orangjoe69: sweet :D
*orangjoe69 has left the chat
Bunnylover:Hey, I gotta go too, Kim just invited me for a sleepover, I'll see you tomorrow
*Bunnylover has left the chat
Henry: Well, I think iIshould get going too, that essay isn't writing itself, heh.
Floweyboy: Bye Hero
Henry: See you Basil
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*Floweyboy has left the chat
Chapter 2: Hero has cake
Summary:
Everyone asks about Hero's cake
Kel; orangjoe69
Hero; Henry
Basil; Floweyboy
Aubrey; BunnyloverKEL; kelizawsum
AUBREY; cutiepie
HERO; Chef Fabulous
BASIL; Flowerman
MARI; Mari-o
OMORI; Tulip boy
Chapter Text
Day 4
orangejoe69: hero I'm bord
Henry: Go play video games with Aubrey then.
orangjoe69: she beat my as at halo :(
*kelizawsum has joined the chat
kelizawsum: hay how doin?
orangejoe69: MINI ME HAZ A DISCOD?!!1!1111
orangjoe69: WHY DIDN U TELL MEHSDSASRFHSDSDSD
Henry: I helped him and AUBREY set up an account so they can talk, she should be with us shortly
kelizawsum: yeah bigger hero got me in so I can hang out wit u guyz
kelizawsum: by te way who henry?
Henry: I'm Hero, my real name is Henry.
orangjoe69: he liek sandvich :D
kelizawsum: dose that mean HERO is also henry?
*aubyjr has joined the chat
aubyjr: Hey, I have a question.
Henry: What's your question AUBREY?
aubyjr: So earlier, I heard older me say something about you having 'some serious cake'.
aubyjr: So, I just wanted to know when it will be done, you like to cook just like HERO does right?
Henry: What? what are you talking about? what cake?
orangjoe69: oh my god, hero is she talking about...you know?
kelizawsum: where cake? gimme sum
Henry: I don't have any...oh my god I get it now. Guys, there is no cake.
aubyjr: No cake?
Henry; No.
aubyjr: Aw
kelizawsum: but i wana cake
orangjoe69: the cake is a lie :O
Henry: Why not ask HERO if he can bake one for you guys downstairs?
Henry: Better yet, Kel, why don't you go help them downstairs?
orangjoe69: otay cake boi ;P
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*Bunnylover has joined the chat
Henry: Are you proud of yourself? Look at what you've done.
Bunnylover: Look dude, I'm sorry that my younger self told everyone about your junk in the trunk.
Henry: Don't call it that please.
Bunnylover: I mean, no offense I saw you bending over the other day and I was like, damn you've got a whole bakery down there.
Henry: Okay look, I know I don't really exercise as much as I should be, but that's very personal information. You can't just go saying inappropriate stuff like that.
Bunnylover: ...Heh, so you admit you've got a big butt?
Henry: Aubrey!
Henry; Hold on I smell something burning in the kitchen.
*Henry has left the chat
*orangjoe69 has joined the chat
orangjoe69: oh gad oh lordy asdfgghjkl;
Bunnylover: What did you do now dweeb?
orangjoe69: uh so, hero had me go help the kid versions of us bake a cake and well...little me put something with aluminum foil in the microwave
Bunnylover: Oh shit?
orangjoe69; the microwave is on fire now
Bunnylover: ...
orangjoe69:hero is screaming and we're doing everything to put out the flames
Bunnylover: Why aren't you down there helping then?
orangjoe69: hero thinks I did it :(
Bunnylover: Yeah that's rough, I'd probably blame you too.
orangjoe69: y u so mean to me? :,(
Bunnylover: Cause it's funny...
Bunnylover: ...And you're a huge dork.
orangjoe: im blocking u
Bunnylover: Cope + seethe + cry about it + skill issue + no one cares
orangjoe69: fine, by teh way before i have to go, did u tell hero about his thicc cake? he seemed pretty worked up about it when he came down
Bunnylover: Yep, I was laughing the whole time.
orangjoe: noice >:) gotta go before house burn down
Bunnylover: You do that.
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Chapter 3: Kel plays Halo with friends
Summary:
Kel and the others play a match of Halo 2 online
Ft. OMORI and BASILKel; orangjoe69
Hero; Henry
Basil; Floweyboy
Aubrey; BunnyloverKEL; kelizawsum
AUBREY; cutiepie
HERO; Chef Fabulous
BASIL; Flowerman
MARI; Mari-o
OMORI; Tulip boy
Chapter Text
Day 6
Bunnylover: Kel where the hell are you driving us to? the flag is the other way!
orangjoe69: i want sniper
Bunnylover: You already died five times this match trying to the damned sniper rifle, and we have a warthog, we don't need a sniper!
Bunnylover: ...Plus, you suck at sniping anyways.
orangjoe69: u wot m8?
orangjoe69: 1v1 me after this match bruh sniper rifle only no grenades first person to ten kills wins and has to buy me an Orange Joe >:(
Bunnylover: Bring it nerd! I'll kick your ass! and when you lose, you'll owe me ten bucks!
Henry: Guys please focus on the match, they just took our flag again...
Flowerman: asdfghjgfdsasdfgh" *Lagging noises
Bunnylover: What's wrong with green Flower boy's mic?
*Tulip boy joined the chat
Tulip boy: He broke his old one by accident so Polly got him a new one from Dollar General.
orangjoe69: yo OMORI! you wanna play Halo with us?
Tulip boy: I have more important things to do than waste time with games.
Tulip Boy: Hero, I haven't found any signs of the Dreamer anywhere today. I came here from my Minecraft session to inform you of this news.
Henry: Oh...well, I-
Bunnylover: KEL! WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU JUST RAN ME OVER YOU TEAM KILLING ASS!
orangjoe: u took my sniper >:(
orangjoe69: also u being real binch
Bunnylover: UP YOURS TOO KELSEY! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COME OVER ANDASDFDSASDFGFDSADFDSADFDSADFGDSDFGDSADFGHJKJHGFDFGHJKYOUFUCKINGKILLEDMEAGAINGODDAMMIT
Henry: Language! there are children here!
Tulip boy: Profanity is meaningless to me, your Aubrey is just expressing herself in the only way she can it seems, through senseless aggravation.
Bunnylover: Bite me!
Tulip boy: Skill issue...
Bunnylover: Shut your mouth and go back to Minecrap!
Tulip boy: Wow...rude...
orangjoe69: gamer rage much? ;P
Bunnylover: [Raging sounds]
Henry: Kel, please don't aggravate Aubrey any further, she came over to our house and beat you over the head the last time you made her this mad over Halo.
Flowerman: lkjhgfdsaswertgyhujkjhgfdcx *more bad mic connection noises*
*Flowerman has left the chat
orangjoe69: well there goes BASIL :/
Bunnylover: ...And there goes the match, well, I'm getting off for the night to cool off, talk to you tomorrow.
Bunnylover: You owe me ten bucks anyways Kel.
*Bunnylover has left the chat
*orangejoe66 has left the chat
Henry: Are you getting off too OMORI?
Tulip boy: ...
Henry: OMORI?
Henry: ...
Henry: Well, goodnight, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
*Henry has left the chat
Tulip boy: ...
*Tulip boy has started a stream
Tulip boy: Hello everyone, my name is OMORI and welcome back to another Skyblock tutorial. Today I will be showing you how to make a cobblestone generator.
Chapter 4: Basil teaches math
Summary:
Remember, stay in drugs never do school
Kel; orangjoe69
Hero; Henry
Basil; Floweyboy
Aubrey; BunnyloverKEL; kelizawsum
AUBREY; cutiepie
HERO; Chef Fabulous
BASIL; Flowerman
MARI; Mari-o
OMORI; Tulip boy
Chapter Text
Day 10
Floweyboy:Okay, everything should be set up and now all I have to do is wait...
*kelizawsum has joint the chat
*Aubyjr has joint the chat
*Flowerman has joint the chat
*Chef Fabulous has joint the chat
*Mari-o has joint the chat
Floweyboy: Ah perfect timing, hello everyone! welcome to today's homeschool class.
Chef Fabulous: What are we learning about today?
Floweyman: Mathematics
*kelizawsum has left the chat
Chef Fabulous: Oh no you don't! give me a second guys.
Floweyboy: Okay, while HERO is getting KEL, why don't we start?
Floweyboy; AUBREY what's 5+5?
Aubyjr: 10
Floweyman: Good! okay younger me, what's 4+4?
Flowerman: 8
Floweyboy: Great job, MARI would you like to tell us what 10+ 11 is?
Mari-o: Um, uh...20?
Floweyman: Hmm, no but close, you were just one off.
Mari-o: Aw, I'm dumb, I don't know how to do math. :(
Chef Fabulous: No your not, you can do it, I believe you can.
Mari-o: I'm so glad I've got such a smart, handsome, young genius to help me through this
Mari-o ; ]
Chef Fabulous: MARI! not in the middle class!
* kelizawsum has joined the chat
kelizawsum: but i dun wana do meth
Floweyman: It's good for you KEL- wait a minute that sounded wrong.
Mari-o: Math, not the other thing.
Floweyman: thank you MARI, now KEL what's 1+1?
kelizawsum: two ones
Floweyman: Er, no, you mean 11?
kelizawsum: uh uh, u hav a 1 and anothu 1 and then u hav to ones
Aubyjr: KEL you idiot that's not how it works
Chef Fabulous: Be nice, AUBREY.
Floweyboy: Well moving on to more complex problems HERO, what's 12-6?
Chef Fabulous: 6
kelizawsum: oh oh hold on I hav somthin to mak me smrt
Floweyboy: Okay...?
Aubyjr: What are you doing now?
* kelizawsum has changed there name to kelizsmart
kelizsmart: I got these glasses from Hobeez, they make me smrt!
kelizsmart: Gimme your hardest question!
Floweyboy: Um I don't think I have anything like that in here, these are just basic math problems
kelizsmart; No? then observe my newfound genius...
kelissmart: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Aubyjr: What
Flowerman: Nice try KEL, but that's a right triangle.
kelizawsum: d'oh!
Floweyboy: I...I think that's enough math for today, who wants to do some reading?
Mari-o: I would love to!
Aubyjr: Me too!
kelizawsum: at leas it no meth
Chef Fabulous: Math.
Flowerman: I'm disappointed we never got to answer more math questions, there's so much, like how the square root of pi is approximately 1.77245385091. or √π....
Flowerman: ...Or what a linear partial differential equation that governs the wave function of a quantum-mechanical system is ...
Flowerman: ...Or what about how the energy E of the quantum is related to the frequency ν by E = hν. The quantity h, now known as Planck's constant, is a universal constant with the approximate value of 6.62607?
Flowerman: I could even go into how the Diophantine Equation, and it's sometimes known as the “summing of three cubes” are used to find x, y, and z such that x³+y³+z³=k, for each k from one to 100.
Aubyjr: ...And now I have a headache from all that...
kelizawsum; muh bran sploded
Mari-o: Do you want to lay down AUBREY?
Aubyjr: Yes please.
Flowerman: Sorry AUBREY...
kelizawsum: why BASIL so smrt?
kelizawsum: wht i hve do to be smrt? stcik myself in microwave?
Chef Fabulous:KEL don't, you'll get hurt doing that
Aubyjr: Maybe the radiation will give you superpowers~, or I don't know, a working brain?
kelizawsum: realy? it wil?
kelizawsum: imma do it right naow
Chef Fabulous: AUBREY!
Floweyboy: No! listen to your brother and DO NOT put yourself in the microwave!
kelizawsum: aw
Chapter 5: KEL the musical
Summary:
KEL has something to show everyone
Kel; orangjoe69
Hero; Henry
Basil; Floweyboy
Aubrey; BunnyloverKEL; kelizawsum
AUBREY; cutiepie
HERO; Chef Fabulous
BASIL; Flowerman
MARI; Mari-o
OMORI; Tulip boy
Chapter Text
Day 7
Bunnylover:"So...explain to me what this is supposed to be."
Flowerman:"KEL wanted to show something that CAPT. SPACEBOY made."
Bunnylover: "A musical?"
Spaceboy124: Thank you all for coming to this chat, today id like to share something with you all.
Bunnylover: "Oh god, what's this?"
Chef Fabulous: "It's a...video?"
kelizawsum; "yeah he work ed vry hrd on it."
Spaceboy124:This one is for my one and only true love...SWEETHEART
SWEETHEART, you're so cool
And with my star, we're gonna rule
SWEETHEART, understand
I'm gonna love you 'til the very end
SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART
SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART
I love you, oh
SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART
SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART
I love you, oh
BISCUIT, DOUGHIE, and a MR. JAWSUM too
A thousand troops of SPROUT MOLES couldn't keep me from you
SWEETHEART, at the end of the line
I'll make you mine, oh
SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART
SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART
I love you, oh
SWEETHEART, SWEETHEART, SWEET, HEART!
*PRINCESSDONUT has joined the chat
PRINCESSDONUT:"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
Spaceboy124:"Oh uh, SWEETHEART...I didn't know you had a Discord..."
PRINCESSDONUT: "OF COURSE I DO EX-HUSBAND, NOW EXPLAIN WHAT THIS ATROCITY IS DOING GOING AROUND THE INTERNET!"
Bunnylover:"I'm surprised she even has a computer after the whole internet cafe incident."
PRINCESSDONUT:"SILENCE PEASANT! WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT INCIDENT."
PRINCESSDONUT:"EX-HUSBAND I COMMAND YOU TO DELETE THAT VIDEO THIS INSTANT!"
Chef Fabulous: "I don't understand, what's so bad about it? I think it was very nice."
Spaceboy124: "Er, okay, confession time, it's not really my song, I just copied that one song from that one movie about a plumber."
Chef Fabulous:"'Peaches' from The Super Mario Bros Movie?"
Spaceboy124:"She doesn't like it, she thinks Princess Peach is a inferior princess to her."
kelizawsum: "i lik that movie, pech cool."
PRINCESSDONUT:"THAT HARLOT IS AN AFFRONT TO ROYALTY EVERYWHERE."
Chef Fabulous: "I think that you might be over reacting to this a little SWEETHEART, it's just a fictional character in a movie."
PRINCESSDONUT: WHAT IS THIS?! EXPLAIN HOW YOU KNOW MY NAME, CHEF FABULOUS OR SO HELP ME I WILL BANISH YOU TO THE DUNGEON!"
Chef Fabulous: "It's just me, HERO. Chef Fabulous is just my Discord name and SPACEBOY said who you were earlier."
PRINCESSDONUT: "OH MY HERO! MY HERO! I HAD NO CLUE YOU WERE HERE! TAKE MY HAND IN MARRI-"
PRINCESSDONUT was disconnected from chat by host*
Bunnylover:"Thank God, I thought I was going to have a headache from her."
Flowerman:"No problem Aubrey, well it's late and I think I'm getting off for the night."
Flowerman:"Thanks for the performance SPACEBOY, it was great.
Spaceboy124:"Thank you."
Bunnylover:"Me too, I think I've had enough for tonight."
*Bunnylover has left the chat
*Flowerman has left the chat
*Spaceboy124 has left the chat
Chef Fabulous:"Guess it's just you and me bro, do you want to watch a movie tonight?"
kelizawsum: "SONC MOVIE"
Chef Fabulous: "But we watched it a week ago."
kelizawsum: "SONC MOVIE TOO."
Chef Fabulous: "Watched that yesterday."
kelizawsum: "three."
Chef Fabulous: "There isn't a third yet."
Chef Fabulous:"Do you just want to go watch some cartoons instead?"
kelizawsum: "k"
*Chef Fabulous has left the chat
*kelizawsum has left the chat
Chapter 6: Fashion Pursuit
Summary:
Hero shows everyone a new look
Kel; orangjoe69
Hero; Henry
Basil; Floweyboy
Aubrey; BunnyloverKEL; kelizawsum
AUBREY; cutiepie
HERO; Chef Fabulous
BASIL; Flowerman
MARI; Mari-o
OMORI; Tulip boy
Chapter Text
orangejoe69; "and that's why I think that the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard On-fire..."
Bunnylover;"...What in the absolute living fuck did I just read?"
Chef Fabulous has joined the chat*
Henry has joined the chat*
Henry;"Hey everyone, how's it going?"
orangejoe69;" Great how about you?"
Bunnylover; It was okay a moment ago until Kel started talking..."
Henry; "HERO and I went clothes shopping and I got a new look."
orangejoe69; "Ooooooohh~ my bro gettin all fancy? maybe the cake wasn't a lie~"
Chef Fabulous; "What cake?"
Henry; "Ignore him, anyways, We picked out some clothes and got some eye contacts and hair dye
Bunnylover: "Wait I gotta know...did you get them at JC Pennys? That's where I get all mine."
Henry; "Yeah, we did, why do you ask?"
Bunnylover; "They ave the best stuff, and dirt cheap too."
Henry; Okay, well you guys want to know what I got?"
Bunnylover; Alright lets make it interesting, we'll have a fashion contest between you and your brother."
orangejoe69; "A drip check? Heck yeah I'm game!"
PRINCESSDONUT has joined the chat*
PRINCESSDONUT; DID SOMEONE SAY, FASHION CONTEST?!"
Bunnylover; "How did you even get back in here? We all blocked you..."
PRINCESSDONUT; "70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS! OHOHOHOHOHO~."
orangejoe69; "Why are you talking in caps?"
PRINCESSDONUT; "I AM NOT SPEAKING IN THESE 'CAPS' PEASANT, YOU CAN CLEARLY UNDERSTAND ME!"
Henry; "Why don't we get on with the fashion thing you were doing?"
Bunnylover; "Alright then, first off, what do you got SWEETHEART?"
PRINCESSDONUT; "I have this beautiful white and turquoise dress made from 100% satin and silk with a frilled trim along the waist that follows a pattern up to the chest area to create a intricate pattern. I had it tailored for my perfect frame."
orangejoe69;"Now your not speaking in caps anymore?!"
Bunnylover; "You're."
orangejoe69; ">:("
Chef Fabulous; 'Oddly specific but good job, so Hero, what did you put together?"
Henry; "Oh I picked up a white shirt and some torn jeans, I paired them with this brown jacket and teal scarf that I bought on clearance. Put on some army boots I had lying in the closet, dyed my hair blonde, put in the green contact lens and finished by throwing in some gloves and some red glasses and presto! My new look!"
Bunnylover; That...makes me want to punch you for some weird reason..."
Chef Fabulous; I don't know...I feel very unsafe around you."
orangejoe69; "Not your best look bro...no offense but you look like a psychopath."
PRINCESSDONUT; "UTTERLY ATROCIOUS DISPLAY! AN INSULT TO ALL FASHION! UNACCEPTABLE! MY EYES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE BURNING JUST IMAGINING WHAT YOU DESCRIBED!
PRINCESSDOUNT was removed from the chat*
Henry; "Oh...wow, it's that bad?"
Bunnylover; "Uh, let me rephrase that, it's...interesting, just interesting is all, why did you pick blonde dye?"
Henry; "I was thinking of Basil at the time."
orangejoe69; "And the red glasses?"
Henry; "Kim got some new glasses recently and she lent me her old pair. Besides i think I'm going to need glasses soon anyways."
Bunnylover; "Studying again?'
Henry; "Yeah, uh...uh oh...oh no..."
orangejoe69; "Bro? What's wrong?"
Henry; "Hey Kel? I think I need to go to the hospital. One of the contact lens got under my eyelid when I tried to take it out...it hurts really bad."
orangejoe69; "Oh jeez, i'll be right back guys, I gotta help Hero."
orangejoe69 has left the chat*
Henry has left the chat
Bunnylover; "Well, so mini Hero...what did you do with uh, big Hero?"
Chef Fabulous; "We got some lunch and I picked up some cook books. Wanna see them?"
Bunnylover; "Eh, why not, sure."
Chapter 7: Minecraf...
Summary:
OMORI hosts a Minecraft server with his friends
Kel; orangjoe69
Hero; Henry
Basil; Floweyboy
Aubrey; BunnyloverKEL; kelizawsum
AUBREY; cutiepie
HERO; Chef Fabulous
BASIL; Flowerman
MARI; Mari-o
OMORI; Tulip boy
Chapter Text
Tulip boy; "KEL, may I borrow some of your obsidian from your chest? I need it for a portal."
kelizawsum; "sur thing budy pal bud pal chum bud
cutiepie; "Hey I just finished my bunny pen, does anyone want to see
Mari-o; "I'd like to see the rabbits."
Chef Fabulous; "Rabbits are nice."
Mari-o; "How about you BASIL? what are you doing?"
Flowerman; "I'm...in a cave...and I just found a spider spawner."
kelizawsum; "kewl"
Chef Fabulous; "Oh...t-that's neat..."
cutiepie; "Aren't spawners like, really rare?"
Tulip boy; "Spider spawners only really appear in abandoned mineshafts."
Chef Fabulous; "Ugh...this is why I don't like mining underground..."
Mari-o; "Aw HERO, it's okay, you don't have to go down there. You can stay up here and build our house together."
Chef Fabulous; "Thanks MARI."
kelizawsum; "wait"
Chef Fabulous; "What's up KEL?"
kelizawsum; "my emrelds...they gon"
Mari-o; "Someone took your emeralds?"
Flowerman; "Wow, the mineshaft led to a ravine."
kelizawsum; "muh ermoods...all sevn of them...gon...reduce to atom..."
Mari-o; "I'm sorry KEL, we can go find some more if you want."
kelizawsum; "no, som 1 her took mah emerdoods and i wont rest until i find who."
cutiepie; "Hey does anyone have any carrots I can borrow?"
kelizawsum; "JOO TAK MY EMEROOLDS!"
cutiepie; "No I didn't!"
kelizawsum; "yes u did! i now it."
cutiepie; "What? I was just in your house because you said I could take some of your iron!"
kelizawsum; "ah ha! u admit ur crim, u did tak my stuf!"
Chef Fabulous; "Woah woah, hey, no fighting in this Minecraft server okay?"
Mari-o; "Let's settle it out, first; KEL. Do you remember what you did with your emeralds the last time you had them?"
kelizawsum; "i-i put tem in my cest in hoose."
Mari-o; "I see...and AUBREY. Did you see the emeralds in KEL'S chest?"
cutiepie;"Yes, but I left them alone. I just took the iron...and maybe some dirt..."
kelizawsum; "JOO TOK MY DIRTT!"
cutiepie; "Why would you be hoarding dirt anyways? It's worthless!"
kelizawsum; "u cant jus steal some1s dirt, it wrong auby."
Tulip boy; "Dirt has more uses besides just farming."
Flowerman; "Oh my goodness...I found a stronghold AND an another abandoned mineshaft down here!"
Chef Fabulous; "Not more spiders please..."
cutiepie; "You're just saying that cause' I broke your cobblestone generator."
kelizawsum; "it wuz u that tim! an on purpos!"
cutiepie; "It was an accident!"
{KEL fell from a high place}
kelizawsum; "no my items!"
[a half hour of arguing later and KEL and Aubrey leaving the server and chat where KEL went to his real self's house to play Fortnite and AUBREY went to go hang out with the Hooligans as their mascot]
Tulip boy; "I took them, I took KEL'S emeralds...and his diamond pickaxe."
Chef Fabulous; "Wha- why?!"
Tulip boy; "I needed to level up my blacksmith villager's trade level, needed a new pick too."
Mari-o; "OMORI! go apologize to KEL and AUBREY!"
Tulip boy; "But you said..."
Mari-o; "Now. Or else I'm revoking your Minecraft privileges for the rest of the week."
Tulip boy; "You wouldn't."
Mari-o; "I wouldn't? watch me young man."
Tulip boy; "Fine..."
Tulip Boy has left the chat*
Mari-o; "This has been great and all but I think I'm going to play something else, you want to see me solo a dungeon in Density 2?"
Chef Fabulous; "Which one?"
Mari-o; "Hmmm, how about the Spire of the Watcher? Or Ghosts of the Deep?"
Chef Fabulous; "When was the last time you touched that game anyways?"
Mari-o;' "A good long while, just been very busy...I think I should start getting back into shape for the DLC."
Chef Fabulous; "The Final Shape. That's coming out in two months right?"
Mari-o; "Yeah, hey has anyone ever told you that your face the perfect shape? Such squishy round cheeks, hehe~."
Chef Fabulous; "M-MARI!"
Mari-o has left the chat*
Chef Fabulous has left the chat*
Flowerman; "Sorry if I haven't been saying much this whole time I just beat the Ender Dragon and I just had to watch the ending credits, it's really touching and..."
Flowerman; "...Um, where did everyone go? Hello?"
Chapter 8: The Debate
Summary:
Kel and Basil have a nice gaming conversation
Ft. FLOWER
Kel; orangjoe69
Hero; Henry
Basil; Floweyboy
Aubrey; BunnyloverKEL; kelizawsum
AUBREY; cutiepie
HERO; Chef Fabulous
BASIL; Flowerman
MARI; Mari-o
OMORI; Tulip boy
FLOWER; Daisy
Chapter Text
Floweyboy has joined the chat*
Floweyboy; "Hey everyone."
orangejoe69; "Yo."
Bunnylover; "Sup."
Floweyboy; "How's everyone doing today?
Bunnylover; "It's hot as balls outside and I feel like my hair dye's going to melt off my scalp, Can't we just open a window?"
Floweyboy; "Aubrey we have air conditioning."
Bunnylover; "It's not working Basil, I keep telling you that it's been broken since last week and you never believe me."
orangejoe69; "What's the matter? you afraid of being a little sweaty?~"
Bunnylover; "Shut, you stinky."
orangejoe69; "No u stinky"
PRINCESSDONUT has joined the chat*
PRINCESSDONUT; "Hello again peons!"
Bunnylover; "HOW THE HELL DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN HERE!1111!!!!!??"
Floweyboy; "I invited her this time. I mean, sure she took over the city a little while ago, but what's the harm in talking over discord? She's actually not that bad when you get to know her."
Bunnylover; "Well, okay...but if she says any off-hand shit or goes on a rant, we're booting her again."
Bunnylover; "Anyways, let's change the subject, hey Kel you played any good games lately?"
orangejoelover69; "Recently I got dusted off some of my old console games and found my old Spaceboy X trilogy set! It's like, the best game collection ever!"
Bunnylover; "No way, really? your pulling my leg. You still have the trilogy set with all three of the original games after all these years?"
orangejoelover69; "Heck yeah! My old scores are even still there."
Floweyboy; "Eh, the X series is okay I guess..."
orangejoe69; "wat, no it's the best thing since sliced bread."
Floweyboy; "Honestly, I did not care for the Spaceboy X series."
Bunnylover; "What?"
Floweyboy; "Did not care for it."
orangejoelover69; "How...how can u even say that Basil?"
Floweyboy; "I just don't like it."
Bunnylover; "But it's actually good! Unlike a lot of the stuff they're putting out these days."
orangejoelover69; "It's the perfect game! It's the same people who made the original Spaceboy series!"
Floweyboy; "Nothing against the developers, I just don't like the X series. I like the originals better."
orangejoe69; "Traitor!"
200 × 203
Daisy has joined the chat*
Mari-o has joined the chat*
Bunnylover; "Wait, who the heck is Daisy? Also hi MARI."
Mari-o; Hello Aubrey. You all remember FLOWER right? I met him the other day in the city park and we had a nice talk together. He said he was lonely so I helped set up a discord account for him and his friend and invited for them to be part of our group chat!"
orangejoe69; "New friend get!"
Bunnylover; "Hey."
Floweyboy; "Hi FLOWER."
Daisy; "Hello friends! I can talk to you all now online!"
Daisy; "Oh that reminds me, thank you so much for letting me be part of your friend group, Miss MARI."
Mari-o; "Aww, thank you! You're such a sweetheart. So polite, my little brother could learn something from you."
PRINCESSDOUNT; "Did someone mention my name?"
Bunnylover; "No, go away."
Daisy; "What's everyone talking about?"
Floweyboy; "It's nothing really, I just don't like the Spaceboy X series."
Daisy; "What is wrong with CAPT. SPACEBOY?"
orangejoe69; "No no, we're talking about a video game, not the captain."
Daisy; "SPACEBOY has a game? that's wonderful! he must be very proud
Bunnylover; "Several games in fact, several that a certain flower boy doesn't appreciate..."
Floweyboy; "Hey, can we just move on from it and just accept that I'm not a fan?"
orangejoe69; "That's just what a filthy traitor would say. >:C"
Floweyboy; "Come on Kel...it's just an opinion. I think we should respect everyone's opinions and not get worked up over something silly like that"
PRINCESSDONUT; "I say anything that involving that miserable excuse for a husband is utter and complete rubbish!"
PRINCESSDONUT was removed from the chat*
Daisy; "Bye SWEETHEART!"
Daisy; "Did she lose connection?"
Flowerman; "Yes, yes she did, let's leave it at that."
Daisy; "Okay."
Bunnylover; "Your welcome by the way."
orangejoe; "You're."
Bunnylover; "Quiet or your next."
Floweyboy; "Hey Kel can we just move on and talk about something nice?"
orangejoe69; "Yeah, ur right ur right, it got a little silly, let bygones be bygones. :)"
orangejoe69; "So what do you like to play in the classic games? I'm familiar with just about all of them."
Floweyboy; "Spaceboy 7 and 8 are my favorites."
Bunnylover;
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Chapter 9: A Serious Conversation part 1
Summary:
In which the faraway group talks about recent events
Spoilers for Noli Mei Oblivisci Chapters; 1-11
Kel; orangjoe69
Hero; Henry
Basil; Floweyboy
Aubrey; BunnyloverKEL; kelizawsum
AUBREY; cutiepie
HERO; Chef Fabulous
BASIL; Flowerman
MARI; Mari-o
OMORI; Tulip boy
FLOWER; Daisy
Chapter Text
Bunnylover has joined the chat*
Floweyboy has joined the chat*
orangejoe69 has joined the chat*
Henry; "Thank you for coming here today."
Bunnylover;"What's up Hero?
Henry; "It's about Sunny, it's been several months and we still haven't found any sigh to where he is."
Henry; "That...and we haven't really been thinking about him to much.
Bunnylover; "Damn, I thought you had your college friends in the city helping you look?"
Henry; "They've tried, but I'm not running a spy network,
Floweyboy; "I'm so worried about him...right after he told you everything..."
Henry; "What happened had nothing to do with what he told us. It's just a coincidence that he was kidnapped afterwards."
Bunnylover; "We've gone over this it's not your fault. It's no one's fault except those D.R.E.A.M. people who took him."
Floweyboy; "Oh, well I also wanted to get this off my chest..."
Floweyboy; "Do you guys hate me?"
Bunnylover; "What kind of question is that? We. Don't. Hate. You. We forgive you."
Henry; "Of course...but still..."
Bunnylover; "But still what?"
Bunnylover; "Henry, answer the damn question."
Henry; "...I want to tell myself that forgave you and Sunny, I know you two were only twelve at the time and you didn't know what to do. But what you did was very messed up. And Sunny pushing her..."
Henry; "...I keep telling myself that it was an accident, but I feel like after everything that happened in those four years and being nice to people...Sometimes I just want to be selfish at least once. But it's childish to hold it against you. Mari would want you both to be forgiven...Basil, I forgive you, and Sunny too."
Floweyman; "Thank you, I didn't think you'd guys ever forgive us, I'd understand why you wouldn't, and honestly, I thought after that you'd think I was some kind of psychopath."
Bunnylover; "Basil, you've been hurting so much for so long, no thanks to me...again, I'm sorry, I also forgive you."
Bunnylover; "About that last comment though, who thinks you're a psycho?"
Floweyboy; "Some people in town spread rumors behind my back every time I go out, how I stabbed Sunny with shears. They think I'm a crazy lunatic."
Bunnylover; "Christ, those people are so entitled. I swear if I knew who I'd go smashing their windows in to teach them to mind their own damn business."
Floweyboy; "Aubrey please don't do that."
Henry; "News and does travel fast around town...Say, how about you go out with Aubrey and her friends to Gino's tomorrow and have some pizza? Just relax and enjoy the summer and get your mind off the crazy stuff that's been going on, like the bread fiasco a week ago."
Bunnylover; "I'll pay for whatever you want at Gino's tomorrow and don't worry about that kind of talk from those jerks, the gang's got your back if they have anything to say about it."
Floweyboy; "Thanks, you guys are the best."
Bunnylover; "Don't sweat it."
Henry; "We're all friends here."
Henry; "Kel? you joined but haven't said anything, are you okay?"
orangejoe69; "no, it's fine you guys, keep going."
Floweyboy; "Are you sure? We don't want to leave you out of this."
orangejoe69; "nah, I just want to listen in, don't mind me."
Bunnylover; "Okay...back to the subject, what about Sunny? I heard you and that 'OMORI' version of him are working together."
Henry; "He's been...mostly cooperative...if not a little morally ambiguous and cold. But he's helpful."
Bunnylover; "Between you and me, I don't trust him, especially when I found him loitering outside our house a few nights ago breaking some of Basil's potted plants."
Bunnylover; "Little shit just stared at me when I tried to confront him, didn't even say why he was breaking them he just left without a word when he saw me."
Floweyboy; "My sunflowers...my poor sunflowers..."
Henry; "I know you don't like him, I don't either, but so far the piece of the belt we got from SPACEBOY has been our only clue we've got to finding Sunny and OMORI is our best shot at helping us."
Henry; "I asked him to bring it with him next time he went out to the city and find a guy named Mordecai."
Bunnylover; "Mordecai? who's Mordecai?"
Henry; "Old friend from college, he's a real gadget guy, thought that sending OMORI to him would tell us where to go next."
Tulip has joined the chat*
Tulip; "I am not your errand boy."
Henry; "Oh, you're back. Did you go see Mordecai like I asked?"
Tulip; "Yes, but he did not know."
Henry; "Ah...well good job OMORI I
Tulip has left the chat*
Bunnylover; "Rude...well It's getting late, I should get some sleep, it's gonna be hot tomorrow."
Bunnylover has left the chat*
Floweyboy; "Me too, I feel so much better now knowing you guys still care about me."
Henry; "You're welcome, good night Basil, sleep well."
Floweyboy has left the chat*
orangejoe69; "hey bro, just want to ask a question."
Henry; "sure, shoot."
orangejoe69; "About MARI, are you still thinking about her?"
Henry; "Yeah...I feel like a scumbag for what happened at Seaside, doing that to my own family. And how I just...let JAWSUM wrap me around his finger, it was like I was a different person. And I hope you don't feel like I'm less of a person for letting myself go like that."
orangejoe69; "It's okay, I kinda let myself go too."
Henry; "I still don't understand how a magic oven burned away off all that fat, it should have taken you months to work it off."
orangejoe69; "at least I don't break chairs with my butt or need extra large clothes anymore."
Henry; "...Hey Kel, between you and me."
orangejoe; "yeah? I'm all ears."
Henry; "Uh, by any chance...if you see those UNBREAD TWINS again...could you ask if they could do...er...do me next? maybe?"
orangejoe69; "bruh..."
orangejoe69; "...and they call me dumb."
Henry; "Come on, just a few pounds off my frame."
orangejoe69; "Hero, you don't need to slim down to impress MARI, just ask her on a date, simple as that, she won't mind your cake either."
Henry; "Oh alright, I'll just ask her the next time I see her again."
Henry; "And please stop calling my behind that, it's embarrassing."
orange joe69; "no promises on the cake part. at least it wasn't what AUBREY started calling it."
Henry; "...Do I even want to know?"
orangejoe69; "she called it a; 'dump truck'."
Henry has left the chat*
Chapter 10: The Crime
Summary:
Basil is punished
*contains slight bathroom humor
Ft. STRANGER
Kel; orangjoe69
Hero; Henry
Basil; Floweyboy
Aubrey; BunnyloverKEL; kelizawsum
AUBREY; cutiepie
HERO; Chef Fabulous
BASIL; Flowerman
MARI; Mari-o
OMORI; Tulip boy
FLOWER; Daisy
STRANGER; as himself
Chapter Text
Bunnylover; When are we going to talk about this?
orangejoe69; sooner than later
Floweyboy; We really don't have to do we?
Bunnylover; Don't try and weasel your way out of this. You know what you did.
Floweyboy; I SAID I WAS SORRY
Bunnylover; Not enough forgiveness this time, it's time you pay for your crimes.
orangejoe69; >:)
Chef Fabulous joined the chat*
Chef Fabulous; Uhhh, what's everyone talking about?
orangejoe69; basil is being punished.
Chef Fabulous; Why?!
Bunnylover; Cause he deserves it.
Floweyman; You have to tell them, I didn't mean to.
Chef Fabulous; Do what? I don't get it, can someone tell me what Basil did wrong?
STRANGER joined the chat*
STRANGER; He was snoring too loud again last night.
Chef Fabulous; Snoring?
Bunnylover; Yeah, who would have thought someone so short would sound like a damn car engine when he sleeps in the next room over.
Floweyboy; Hey...that's uncalled for.
orangejoe69; i could hear him from all the way over in my house. :(
STRANGER; Which is why we have gathered here to decide on Floweyboy's fate today.
Bunnylover; Oh I've already decided on what it should be.
Floweyboy; Oh no.
Chef Fabulous; So how are you guys going to 'punish him' for snoring?
STRANGER; Simple, Bunnylover, proceed with the sentence.
Bunnylover; With pleasure.
Floweyboy; Et tu STRANGER?
Bunnylover; Basil, for snoring like a truck, tonight you will be sleeping in the bathroom...
Floweyboy; Oh...well it's technically my house so you can't really tell me where I can and can't sleep. And honestly that isn't so bad...
Bunnylover; ...With KEL.
Floweyboy;
Chef Fabulous; Sleeping with KEL? that's...oh wait...that's devious, and on a Tuesday too.
Chef Fabulous; I just made soft serve tacos for tonight.
orangejoe69; aubrey, that's too much, I was on board at first but that's cruel, even for you.
Bunnylover; Too late bud, judgement has been passed.
Chef Fabulous; More than just judgement...
STRANGER; Let it be so on this night
Floweyboy; YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Bunnylover; GET BACK HERE AND FACE YOUR CRIMES LIKE A MAN, YOU BABY!
Floweyboy has left the chat*
Bunnylover has left the chat*
Chef Fabulous; Did they really just leave?
STRANGER; Yes, they are chasing each other outside right now...
Chef Fabulous; Quick question, when did you get a Discord account?
STRANGER; The Daisy and the Nightshade helped me set it up.
Chef Fabulous; FLOWER. I know that's who Daisy is but who's Nightshade?
STRANGER; He told me not to disclose that specific part.
orangejoe69; why not pick a name for yourself?
STRANGER; Pardon?
orangejoe69; everyone here has a username, but you are just using your own name.
STRANGER; I prefer not to pretend something I am not.
Chef Fabulous; Fair, but back to Basil, don't you think that this punishment is a bit harsh?
Bunnylover joined the chat*
Bunnylover; Not at all, just caught him and locked him in the bathroom.
STRANGER; I thought I heard some protests from the next room over.
Bunnylover; I thought about it and reconsidered putting him in our bathroom instead.
Bunnylover; I realized it's very sound proof.
cutiepie joined the chat*
cutiepie; Can someone tell me who locked the bathroom door? I need to go...
Bunnylover; I'm sorry sweetie, I'll be right over to let you in after I kick Basil out.
cutiepie; Thank you.
orangejoe69; daw thats so sweet, you're like her mom. it's adorable. ;)
Floweyboy has joined the chat*
Floweyboy; Can I come out of the bathroom afterwards?
cutiepie; Why is Basil tied up in the bathroom?
Bunnylover; Hush now, don't question it. Guilty snoring boys don't get ice cream.
Bunnylover; Good girls however...
cutiepie; Yay! ice cream! ice cream! ice cream!
STRANGER; Perhaps I could have some of this 'iced cream'?
Bunnylover; Sure, you, HERO and BASIL can share.
STRNAGER; Excellent.
Chef Fabulous; Thanks Aubrey, I didn't do anything but I appreciate it.
orangejoe69; can i haz ice cream?
Bunnylover has left the chat*
STRANGER has left the chat*
Chef Fabulous has left the chat*
cutiepie has left the chat*
orangejoe69; hello?
Floweyboy; Please let me out.
Chapter 11: Our Fashions will Follow
Summary:
Alt title; Fashion Pursuit II, A New Drip
Alt alt title; the one where readers may become offended
Chapter Text
orangjoe69; ...and thats why we need a sequel to team america
Mari-o; Wow, That was a very long and detailed explanation, but what's Team America again?
orangjoe69; well u see it's this movie about
*Floweyboy joined the chat
Floweyboy; Hey guys, I'm back.
orangjoe69; hey dude wassup? u been gone all morning.
Mari-o; Hello Basil.
Floweyboy; I just got back from clothes shopping in Nearbye and got something to show you!
Mari-o; Ohhhhhh~ lets see!
Floweyboy; Ta-da!
orangjoe69; oh-ho! basil my man u lookin stylish :o
Mari-o; That looks wonderful!
Floweyboy; Hehe, thanks, I picked out some green hair dye, Aubrey helped me out with the partial green at the front. I picked out this blue sleeveless shirt with a nice pink flower, I thought it would compliment these brown pants I bought with them. I have a brown sweater too, but it's kind of hot out.
orangejoe69; lik the boots
Floweyboy; the boots I already had lying around. Oh! check out this flower tattoo I got while I was there!
orangejoe69; yoooooo thats sic dude radical! i want one too
Mari-o;
*Tulip boy joined the chat
Tulip boy; Greetings.
Floweyboy; Hi OMORI
Mari-o; We were just looking at Basil's new look, what do you think?
Tulip boy; Hmmmm...
Tulip boy; Basil, would like the straightforward answer or the brutally honest opinion?
Floweyboy; How about...straightforward?
Tulip boy; mid.
orangejoe69; what? OMORI what are u talkin about? its lit!
Tulip boy; Very mid.
Mari-o; Be nice little brother.
Tulip boy; I am being nice. It's just some constructive criticism.
Floweyboy; What's wrong with my looks?
Tulip boy; Well firstly from your description and what I see now; Green? really? that's all you could come up with? You could have picked something that brought less attention to your hair. That shirt is so bland, that shade of blue is not your color, I personally liked the flower in your hair more. Your pants are adequate, but look too baggy. Speaking of bags, That sweater looks like an OTHERMART paper grocery bag. And that Tattoo, wash it off immediately, it's bad for your skin. I'll be honest, I like the boots, they are cool, everything else? not so much...
Tulip boy; If I had to go save one of my friends and they were wearing that? I'm not following them down there. They'd be better off fending for themselves. 2/10.
Floweyboy;...
Floweyboy;.Um...
Floweyboy;...Well...I...I think I'll go take this all off now...
Floweyboy; I'm sorry.
*Floweyboy has left the chat
Mari-o; That was harsh and uncalled for OMORI, you should apologize.
Tulip boy; It's better than what Hero had last time. Would you rather SWEETHEART tell him this?
*Bunnylover joined the chat
orangejoe69; Oh hey Aubs is that a new look?
Bunnylover; OMORI, you douche.
Bunnylover; Basil is depressed because you hurt his feelings.
Tulip boy; It's just a personal opinion online.
Bunnylover; I picked out those clothes myself, you don't get to tell him what he can't wear.
Tulip boy; Your fashion senses and choices are atrocious and a danger to eyes everywhere.
Bunnylover; Oh yeah? says mr. 'black and white' here, you look like an outdated cartoon character.
Tulip boy; 63
Bunnylover; You are the most two-dimensional and boring looking person I've ever met.
Tulip boy; 31
Bunnylover; Even curdled milk is more appealing to look at than you.
Tulip boy; 7
Bunnylover; I'll stick a- What are you doing?
Tulip boy; I get insulted so often nowadays, I've started making a list.
Tulip boy; Don't mind it, by all means, keep going.
Bunnylover; You suck ass!
Tulip boy; Oh, 12
Bunnylover;asdfghjkjhgfdsdfghjkjhgfghjkjhgfdsdfghjhgfdsdfghjhgfdsaswerfgbvcxsaqwedfvbnm
*Bunnylover has left the chat
Tulip boy; Hmm, well, guess nothing can get under my skin. Time for some Minecraft.
orangejoe69; minecraf is boring, terraria better.
Tulip Boy; YOU. TAKE. THAT. BACK.
Chapter 12: Aubrey gets spookied
Summary:
Aubrey Plays a very spooky game
WARNING, this chapter contains lots of swears, not that it'll be an issue.
Chapter Text
Bunnylover; Hey everyone.
orangejoe69; hay Auby
Henry; Good afternoon.
Floweyboy; Hello, good afternoon to you too.
kelizawsum; yo0000 wasup
Tulip Boy; I was sleeping before you called me...
Bunnylover; I'm going to play and stream a game that Kel recommended to me the other day...
Floweyboy; oh no...
orangejoe69; oh yeah
*Bunnylover has started streaming*
Bunnylover; So it's this game? 'Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion?' What is this kiddie crap? it looks awful.
Bunnylover; Kel why did you make me play this?
orangejoe69; cause you lost that bet we had.
Bunnylover; Alright, first off; screw you, that hoop, or the ball, or whatever, was rigged. Second, I'm going to beat this game JUST to spite you, then I'm coming over to you're house after and smacking you for making me play this.
Bunnylover; *Your*
orangejoe69; you're
kelizawsum; you're
Tulip Boy; you're
Bunnylover; Shut up, Let's just get this over with.
rooms 1-20
Bunnylover; Alright, it's not too hard, it's just opening doors, disturbing content warning my ass.
Henry; Language.
Bunnylover; Hey, my stream my rules. I can swear if I want to- asdfgasdfghjhg
orangejoe69; what happen :o
Bunnylover; FUKIN CARDBOARD SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!11
kelizawsum; lol
...
rooms 40-50
Bunnylover; This is boring. It's just the same four rooms over and over and dumb cutouts, I kinda want to just shut this off.
Tulip Boy; Keep going.
Bunnylover; Sure, whate-GYYHH, GOD DAMN JUMPSCARES.
...
room 60
Bunnylover; What's that? why is there a green puddle in the room?
orangejoe69; There's a note on the table, go read it.
Bunnylover; When did you start properly capitalizing?... Nevermind, I'll read the dumb note.
Bunnylover; Spouting, Splashing, Soaking. Innards Ingest, Invoking. Nailing, Never, Stops the choking...huh?
Tulip Boy; Here we go.
Bunnylover;Why is there music playing? Why did the music change?
Bunnylover; WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
orangejoe69; the goop man. :D
Bunnylover; THERE'S ACTUAL MONSTERS IN THIS GAME!?
...
room 130
Bunnylover; God, it's the bug again...
Henry; Kill it, kill it, kill it, oh god. Don't look at it...
Bunnylover; You can leave the stream if the spider centipede thing freaks you out.
Henry; No, no, I'm good, just get through the rooms faster, the clicking noise it makes is giving me goose-pimples.
Bunnylover; Goose-pimples? did you just seriously call goosebumps that?
Henry; What about it?
Bunnylover; that just sounds, disgusting. Nobody call them that either.
orangejoe69; yeah she's got you there bro
kelizawsum; yea me 2, ur werd fur sayng tht
Floweyboy; It's kind of weird.
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room 165
Bunnylover; Okay, I'll give you credit, this game is kind of creepy, especially this school section and the flashlight-
Bunnylover; Hey look! it's Kyubey!
Henry; Who?
Bunnylover; Kuybey, from that one tv show? It's this picture on the wall. See?
Floweyboy; Oh yeah, It's the cat thing from that magic girl show. I stopped watching after episode two.
Tulip Boy; That's one ugly looking cat.
Bunnylover; You're ugly.
Tulip Boy; Says the fashion disaster.
Bunnylover; Look at yourself in the mirror you chalk stick with legs.
Bunnylover; IS THAT THE GHOST GIRL FROM THE RING!?
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room 210-223
Bunnylover; What the hell was that. I'm getting tunnel vision from that thing back there.
orangejoe; i feel a little sick from those wonky effects...i think inm gonna
Bunnylover; jeez, dude, don't, don't puke.
Henry; Too late...
Henry; Just keep going, I'll help Kel to the bathroom.
Tulip Boy; Those side rooms remind me of BLACK SPACE.
Floweyboy; Uhh, do we want to know how that's related?
Tulip Boy; No.
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room 347-350
Bunnylover; WHERE DID HE GO?!
kelizawsum; i dunno1
Bunnylover; OH GOD, OH JESUS, WHERE DID THE PUPPET GUY GO? I LOOKED AWAY FOR ONE SECOND AND HE'S GONE
kelizawsum; dont stop loking at him111hes behind u11111
Bunnylover; I KNOW, FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Bunnylover; Oh thank god I made it to the elevator. I'm glad we don't have to deal with that guy anymore.
Floweyman; Um, actually, I think it'll just be able to randomly chase you now.
Bunnylover; FUCKING DAMMIT.
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room 411
Bunnylover; Okay, a wall of flesh...not creepy at all...
Henry; The red tint and the wall markings are a bit discomforting.
orangejoe69;eh, this one's kinda mid if you ask me.
Henry; It's probably got to do with some kind of cryptic message with deeper meanings.
Henry; I recognize some Jungian Psychology in this too, like the quote; "Knowing your shadow can greatly help you, but be ready to see what you'd rather not be."
Henry; The cat could represent a therapist
Bunnylover; ...Or, this monster kinda just sucks.
Henry; Or...yeah, nevermind...
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room 554
Bunnylover; O-ho, an axe! Now we're talking.
orangejoe; oooo, a weapon.
orangejoe69; hey OMORI, why don't you use something other than a knife?
Tulip Boy; Are you talking about that axe? No, axes are too heavy, knives are easier to use.
Bunnylover; Take this stupid murder deer!
orangejoe69; doesn't that knife ever get dull though, I mean, wouldn't it be useful to have more weapons like your friends have?
Tulip Boy; I keep my knife sharp, those statues at the end of the street make good whetstones.
Henry; OMORI, those are our neighbor's angel statues.
Tulip Boy; I know, I'm letting them know how I feel about them...
Bunnylover; WENDIGO, IT'S A FREAKING WENDIGO GRIM REAPER!
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room 610-634
Floweyboy; Ew, what is that? Did that parasite alien thing just come out of that worm's head?
Bunnylover; Well, I'm glad with our adventures, we don't have to encounter anything like this, right?
Bunnylover; Right?
Floweyboy; The thing turned into a worm and is catching up to you
Bunnylover; What do mean it-Oh shit it is.
Bunnylover; How do I outrun it?
Henry; Maybe, don't? it seems slower when it's walking.
orangejoe69; but it looks super nasty with it's teeth out like that. i wouldn't want to be close to that
Bunnylover; Maybe I'll hit it with my axe.
Bunnylover; Oh, it just turned into the worm again...this one sucks.
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room 710
Bunnylover; Is this a burger joint?
orangejoe69; man i could go for a burger right about now.
Bunnylover; You always think about burgers.
orangejoe69; duh, i got them on my mind, you know?
orangejoe69; oh that reminds me of something, mind if i play a song from my playlist in here?
Bunnylover; Please, do not play that song in here, or I will stop this stream and come over to beat your ass.
orangejoe69; okay fine, i won't :(
Bunnylover;...
orangejoe;...
Henry;...
kelizawsum;...
Bunnylover; So why is there a burger place all the way underground-
orangejoe69; GOT KETCHUP MIXED WITH LETTUCE CHEESE-
Bunnylover; WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!11!ASDFGFDSASDFGdfghjhgffghjjbgvfghj
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room 810 (and one Kel ass kicking later...)
Bunnylover; So this is a mansion inside of a mansion?
Henry; Why would you have a mansion inside of another one?
Bunnylover; I just asked that.
Bunnylover; So many rooms, what are these hide spots for?
Henry; Are we hiding from something now?
Henry; I don't like that music buildup...
Bunnylover; Is that an old dude with a scythe?
kelizawsum; attk hm.
Bunnylover; What the heck?! he just insta-killed me! Now I gotta start over from last checkpoint.
Henry; Maybe that's what the hiding spots were for?
Bunnylover; I guess?
orangejoe69; hey OMORI, what about a scythe? you seem like the type of guy to have one of those.
Tulip Boy; Scythes are too big. And in terms of weapons, they are the most are cliche and overused things that someone will use because they want to be edgy. Even ROWAN would agree, and he uses a farming tool to fight.
Tulip Boy; Why are you so insistent on giving me thing I don't want to use?
orangejoe69; dunno, just thought you'd look cooler than that boring old knife all the time.
Tulip Boy; I'm a vessel of a depressed twelve year old boy, Kel, not the grim reaper. I have standards.
Bunnylover; Aren't scythes also gardening tools?
Floweyboy; Yes, they're used for harvesting wheat.
Bunnylover; I want to use that guy's scythe...
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room 910
Bunnylover; Come on, just ninety more rooms, I'm almost there and this freaking killer mermaid is taking forever to get by.
Tulip Boy; Why does this seem familiar somehow?
orangejoe69; BARRELS.
Bunnylover; What?
Henry; Huh?
kelizawsum; wht barelz/?
orangejoe69; oh...uh, it's just from some old videos from years ago
Tulip Boy; I get the reference. That one playthough of Amnesia, the Dark Descent right?
orangejoe69; yeah.
Bunnylover; CRAP IT'S THE SPIDER CENTIPEDE AGAIN
Henry; I don't want to see that thing again.
kelizawsum; lol
Bunnylover; Finally, I'm done with this game.
Bunnylover; Good god, how long have I been streaming for? my neck is killing me.
Henry; You should go get some sleep, it's almost midnight.
Bunnylover; Yeah...gonna go lay down soon.
orangejoe69; sooooooooooo what you think?
Bunnylover; It wasn't that bad honestly, at first it was boring, but after seeing the different monsters and seeing how they worked...it was actually a fun game, hate that one puppet guy though...
orangejoe69; glad you like it. : D
kelizawsum; ooooo spooki scarys
Floweyboy; Some of that stuff is going to give me nightmares...
Henry; I don't usually watch video game stuff, but this was a pleasant experience. I like being able to see everyone hang out together.
Bunnylover; Kinda wish there was more though...I'd want to recommend this to Kim later.
orangejoe; actually, there's an endless mode and two dlcs you can play.
Bunnylover; Huh, neat. Well those are going on my Steam wish list.
Bunnylover; I'm going to bed. Good night.
Henry; Same here, good night everyone.
orangejoe69; g'night zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tulip Boy; Bye.
Floweyboy; Goodnight.
*Bunnylover left the chat*
*orangejoe69 left the chat
*Floweyboy left the chat*
*Henry left the chat*
*Tulip Boy left the chat*
*kelizawsum has started streaming*
kelizawsum; hey guyz were gonna be playng doors on roblox.

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