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1. It's Christmas, Piss Off Your Grunkles by chronicallyill_nephilim

   Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Dec 2023

   Tags

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   • Bill Cipher/Dipper Pines
   • Pacifica Northwest/Mabel Pines
   • Dipper Pines
   • Bill Cipher
   • Mabel Pines
   • Ford Pines
   • Stan Pines
   • Soos
   • Wendy Corduroy
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Human Bill Cipher
   • Adult Dipper Pines
   • no magic
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • They are literally dating just lying to themself about it
   • Fluff
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Dipper Pines is a Mess
   • Protective Bill Cipher
   • Bill is very touchy
   • Dipper likes it
   • Christmas Eve
   • Christmas Fluff
   • Just trying to survive the pines family Christmas party
   • Feelings Realization
   • Bill Cipher/Dipper Pines Fluff
   • Dipper is a nature journalist
   • Bill just really enjoys travel
   • the lightest angst
   • Happy Ending

   Summary

   Dipper backed his ass into a corner, every year he puts up with the same torment from his sister and his Grunkles. Really it's not his fault he caved and told them he was finally bringing someone home for this years Christmas Eve party.
   Now he just had to find someone. Easy right? Maybe not for most, but Dipper still has Bill's phone number and it's a good thing Bill is always up to cause some chaos.

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