rumor has it

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To anyone who thinks I was using swordplay as a metaphor for something else, nope! I truly believe Ken is just the greatest swordsman on Earth. If you ever see him in action, you'd believe me
...but also I do love playing with his sword in other ways too ;)
please stop reposting this. Ken threatened to take my phone away

Or a glimpse into Kenshi and Johnny's relationship. As seen online
Edit: Now with a second chapter!

Notes:

Behold friends, the most self indulgent thing I've ever made. this came from a Covid induced illness and spiraled from there
Title comes from the Adele song of the same name
I hope you enjoy!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Johnny Cage Confirms He's Dating a New Mystery Man

Published Article: September 25th 2025

Three years after his split from hair stylist Cristina Luttrell, the 35-year-old actor has revealed he is seeing someone new!

Fans first caught news of their relationship after Cage announced it on a livestream.

"Im seeing someone! I have been for a while. And yes, he is exceedingly gorgeous and smart and kind because you all know I have immaculate taste."

Viewership skyrocketed with comments and questions before Cage ended the live.

An hour later, Cage posted on Instagram confirming the relationship to the general public.

The star has been on a career resurgence this year. His role on The White Lotus earned him an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series. His performance in Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein has earned him rave reviews from critics and his first Golden Globe nomination.

Next year, he makes his directorial debut Mortal Kombat set to release May 1st 2026.