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1. Big cross ducks! by Goose (honkusbonk) for Brechtjeeatscheese

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   31 Dec 2023

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Maggie/Nina (Good Omens)
   • Crowley & Nina (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Maggie (Good Omens)
   • Nina (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Goose
   • Alternate Universe - The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement
   • everyone say thank you beta
   • First Kiss
   • this is a very silly fic
   • a silly goose fic if you will
   • Good Omens (TV) Season 2 Fix-It
   • the finale never happened
   • Goose-typical violence
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • They/Them Pronouns for Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Muriel is a Sweetheart (Good Omens)
   • Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)

   Summary

   “Oi! What are you doing?” Nina questioned the demon as he charged into the coffee shop and locked the door behind him.

   “Bloody geese!” was all he said in reply, making the woman stop in her tracks.

   “Uh,” she said ever so eloquently.

   The demon waved a hand vaguely in the direction of the door, where on the other side stood a very angry goose.

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