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“Don’t underestimate your elders’ wisdom, kid” Gobber wagged his hook in a no-no gesture “Every single scar on my body is an experience I’ve lived and learned from, meaning I’m the wisest man in the archipelago.”
“Or the unluckiest” deadpanned Hiccup.
“Yeah, haven’t you been chased by a Boneknapper for fifty years because of a belt buckle?” added Snotlout.
Heather, who hadn’t been around for that particular adventure, raised an eyebrown in curiosity and befuddlement “He was chased by what for a what?”
“It was a very nice buckle!”