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It’s terrible, awful, and absolutely horrible that Abby *and* his own mother and sister packed some of most provocative things in his suitcase for their trip. The worst part of the gifts weren't the various condoms of different sizes nor the cornucopia of lube flavors. It's the fact there is a book about *gay anal sex* amongst the gifts. What the hell is he supposed to do with these…things?
Eric is beginning to regret telling the women his worries and anxieties about his honeymoon with his husband. At least they made sure to pack sunscreen, sunglasses, and swimsuits for snorkeling in the inconspicuous, black box. But oh God, what’s he supposed to do with Victoria’s Secret lingerie?