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1. I’m Out by HerbertLambrick

   Fandoms: Seinfeld, Seinfeld (TV) RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Jan 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • OC/Michael Richards
   • Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld TV)
   • Older Man/Younger Woman
   • May/December Relationship
   • Awkward Romance
   • Awkward Tension
   • First Time
   • Sexual Tension
   • Rough Sex
   • Roughness
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Bullying
   • Anger
   • Anger Management
   • Hollywood
   • Alternate Universe - Hollywood
   • Canon - TV
   • Awkward Crush
   • Awkward Sexual Situations
   • Taboo
   • Public Sex
   • Belligerent Sexual Tension
   • Slow Burn
   • Barely Legal
   • RPF
   • Sexual Assault
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • Consensual Non-Consent
   • Dubious Consent
   • Consent Issues
   • Top of the muffin TO YOU
   • Seinfeld (TV) References

   Summary

   “If he doesn’t put his heart in your mouth he’ll shoot himself.”

   Lazier than my other fanfic.

   YOU are an assistant on “Seinfeld” and Michael is a part-time dick with an affinity for you.

   Total fantasy and a reasonably slow burn.

   For the record I think Michael's probably a good guy.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   27,646

   Chapters:

   7/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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