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Elaine falls in love with a guy who works at the Soup Nazi’s shop and George is in love with a kindergarten teacher. Jerry hooks up with a gay guy (unbeknownst to him) and Kramer gets a new girlfriend
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What’s the deal with soul marks? It’s like being born your race, sex, and class wasn’t enough. You’ve got a seagull on your arm and gotta marry another seagull, too. And what do two seagulls make? Two very annoying guests at your cousin’s Fourth of July picnic.
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- Part 3 of A Way So Familiar
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Exi is a mild mannered tax lawyer from Vietnam who suddenly finds himself in an unknown place. Luckily, a man named Kramer is there to help him adjust..
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Jerry finds a dildo has mysteriously appeared in his apartment. George is dating a woman with a bald spot. Elaine has a hair-related quandary. Kramer gets hunted down by his friend Mickey.
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Explicit Sexual Content.
Teaching/Praise Kink - First Time - Friends to Lovers. Implied cuckholding.A snowstorm rolls through New York. Jerry is taken away by Kramer’s B Plot, forcing George and Elaine to occupy their time, alone, stuck in the apartment…
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- 4,392
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They’ve spent a lifetime talking about nothing — until suddenly, it’s about them.
When a misunderstanding (and a very enthusiastic Kramer) convinces the world that Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza are secretly a couple, the two reluctantly agree to “go along with it” for convenience — and, of course, for the bit. But what starts as fake dating for laughs turns into something alarmingly genuine, complete with awkward dinners, emotional confessions, and one surprisingly natural kiss.
As Elaine cheers from the sidelines and Kramer takes full credit for the match, Jerry and George realize their endless arguments might have been something else all along: affection in disguise.
Nothing But Us is a smart, funny, and unexpectedly heartfelt romantic comedy about timing, friendship, and the strange way love sneaks up on people who think they’ve already seen every punchline.
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At the coffee shop, George comes out to Jerry as a trans man, only to get "Antzed"!
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Elaine wakes up gay. Not as if that was a particularly rough transition for her.
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"You wanted him to look like me," Jerry breathed.
Kramer smirked, relieved and hungry, "That's right."
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Kramer has a system in which he acts as a rebound to Jerry’s ex-girlfriends. Elaine forms a relationship with Susan in secret. George and Jerry re-examine their relationship after Kramer demands they acknowledge their “pent-up sexual tension”.
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(Based on season 8 of episode 9, "The Abstinence")
She needed a guy to help 'screw' her head back on right. Literally and figuratively. And naturally, Elaine assumed most any should do. Even the smoked, craggly faced husk of a mutant that was Kramer, now that she got a better look at him.
"Giddyup!"
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The Raid of Area 51 1/2: Gone Hollywood by Ethan_Jackson
Fandoms: Arrested Development, Seinfeld
08 Aug 2025
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The boys behind "The Raid of Area 51" attempt to sell their movie to a production studio.
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- Part 4 of The Area 51 Saga
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- 973
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- 1/2
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- 10
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When Seinfeld finished in 1998, it contained a then-new trailer for the 1998 American Godzilla. Now, how much would both pieces have been improved if they had used the old model of commercials being a part of the show itself? Witness a very alternate Seinfeld finale…
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An urban legend from prison comes looking for George...
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- 621
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- 25
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Seinfeld (But we find out what the actual deal is (airplane style)) by JackButtkin
Fandoms: Seinfeld
17 May 2025
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Airplane Jutsu domain inflation (revealed in jjk chapter 276) i turn my airplane into a bigger airplane and you are inside it. reread that but replace ariplane with george consatnza cock. George will be gay, fret not fans.
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George plots revenge against a school bus driver. Elaine buys a toilet plunger. Kramer is grounded.
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Because of the Soup Nazi refusing her soup and restricting her from the soup stand for one year, Elaine decides to take matter into her own hands by opening up a restaurant next to the soup stand which was abandoned long after the gang had graduated high school. With her strategic tactics on restaurant management and business knowledge, the gang saw Elaine to be so successful that they decided to abandon the Soup Nazi for the grand opening of her restaurant. Little did the Soup Nazi know, because of Elaine's success, all of his customers soon flocked to Elaine causing him to burst in flames. Would the Soup Nazi do anything to stop her and keep his business alive?
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- Language:
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- 920
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A recently discovered script for a possible 10th Season episode of Seinfeld, where George schemes to pretend to be trans to get his hair back via HRT.
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LOS AVENFELDS by Esenel1970
Fandoms: Seinfeld, The Sopranos (TV), Breaking Bad, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Kanye West (Musician), Iron Man (Movies), Multi-Fandom, Seinfeld (TV) RPF
16 Mar 2025
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Rewrite del MCU. Tony Stark está muerto y Jerry Seinfeld es Iron-Man.