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1. Diamonds and Pearls of Wisdom by Zhie

   Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Jun 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Celeborn/Galadriel (Tolkien)
   • Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf
   • Finrod Felagund | Findaráto/Thranduil
   • Galadriel (Tolkien)
   • Thranduil (Tolkien)
   • Celeborn (Tolkien)
   • Legolas Greenleaf
   • Finrod Felagund
   • Gimli (Tolkien)
   • Edrahil (Tolkien)
   • Celegorm (Tolkien)
   • Caranthir (Tolkien)
   • Aredhel (Tolkien)
   • Glorfindel (Tolkien)
   • Celebrimbor (Tolkien)
   • Nerdanel (Tolkien)
   • Finarfin (Tolkien)
   • Eärwen (Tolkien)
   • Sauron (Tolkien)
   • Humor
   • Thranduil is a known racist
   • Galadriel is trying to get him acclimated to Valinor
   • Legolas arrives with a surprise
   • The surprise is Gimli
   • Finrod is going to help figure things out
   • Celeborn just wants to go fishing
   • Inspired by discussions on Tumblr
   • Healers are needed on more than one occasion
   • Formenos (Tolkien)
   • Songs of Power
   • Thranduil is a militant vegetarian
   • Thranduil also likes to sleep nakie
   • Finrod doesn't know if he wants to be king or not and no one is surprised by that
   • Thranduil seems to have learned a few things from tricksy hobbitses
   • Past Trauma at the Hands of Sauron
   • Dreams and Nightmares
   • Thranduil is obsessed with lady breasts
   • Celegorm is Orome’s Blorbo
   • Some things are more important than eggs
   • Felagund is not a nice person sometimes
   • Aredhel is Living her BEST life
   • Flashback to Eregion with Glorfindel being awesome and Celebrimbor making bad choices
   • Felagund abhors spiders and has a tea kink (not necessarily at the same time)
   • Discussions of Domestic Abuse and Dancing but not in the same sentences
   • Felagund has a boatload of secrets and some of them are even related to boats
   • Felagund vs Sauron Rap Battle 2.0

   Summary

   Everyone in Middle-earth is a little bit racist--but Thranduil is a little more than a little bit. When his son arrives in Valinor with his Dwarven lover, Thranduil seeks assistance in learning acceptance from Valinor's number one expert in social psychology and mindfulness--Finrod Felagund.

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