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What was supposed to be an easy thing turned out to be anything else but that.
Five minutes after arriving at their safe house, they noticed a drug dealer standing on the corner and decided to scare him away for good. Their original plan was, or it was more a hope, that if the drug dealer saw a gun, he would run. The drug dealer did indeed run when he saw Joe with the gun, but an hour later, he was back again.
Nicky: "We need another plan."
Joe: "I know, and it better work because I'm still suffering from jetlag and need sex to cure that."
Nicky shook his head.
Nicky: "Let me try."
When the drug dealer saw Nicky, he ran again. This time, Joe and Nicky decided to give a chase.
Joe: "Is your plan to make us run? If that's the case, I would like to say this doesn't bring me any closer to having sex with you."
Joe didn't notice that Nicky had stopped running before he only saw his own reflection in a shop window. It took only a second to find Nicky again, who was looking down an alleyway.
Joe: "What are we looking at?"
Nicky: "Them."
Nicky pointed at a group of people with weapons and bats who were standing together with the drug dealer.
Drug dealer: "There they are, Big M. Those who are interrupting your business."
The drug dealer then looked at Joe and Nicky.
Drug dealer: "I dare you to...."
Joe and Nicky didn't hear the rest. They looked at each other.
Nicky: "You know what, Joe? He thinks he has set up a trap for us and expects us to walk straight into it."
Joe had already started to walk towards the group.
Nicky: "Where are you going? You're walking straight into a trap."
Joe turned around and gave Nicky a familiar smile.
Joe: "I know, but I'm curious by nature, and I want to know if drug dealers have learned to set up better traps. Are you coming?"
Nicky: "Of course, I'm not letting you have all the fun for yourself. Remember, we share everything."