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Smarties created “Group.”
Smarties added Breezers, SwissCheesePants, TrentStillScaresMe, Fireboy, WalkingRefridgerator, ThereGoesPizzaNight, Extra, and Alien to the chat.
TrentStillScaresMe: chase wut is this gc dude
TrentStillScaresMe: theres like three ppl idk on here
Fireboy: wut it doooooo yallllll
ThereGoesPizzaNight: Who the fuck is fireboy
Fireboy: sup dudes fireboy here
Breezers: *sends obscure meme*
Fireboy: lolllll
Extra: lolllll
Smarties: Hello everyone, this is Chase Davenport. I made this chat solely for the purpose of contacting accessibility. I figured it would be much easier to make plans this way, and talk.
Fireboy: chase u txt like ur 80
Fireboy: dw tho its cute
Breezers: 📸
Alien: 🤨
WalkingRefridgerator: Kaz u got smth u wanna share
Fireboy: oh fuck you
ThereGoesPizzaNight: I feel like I walked in on some shit
Extra: fr I can sense the gay panic from the island
TrentStillScaresMe: chase u gud bro
Breezers: Guys im literally watching chase and he’s blushing so hard
Fireboy: so he blushes easily eh
Fireboy: just found my new fav game
Smarties: I will end all of you.
SwissCheesePants: Kaz u better not mess with my lil bro or ill break you
WalkingRefridgerator: nobodys breaking anybody
ThereGoesPizzaNight: Okay, can someone actually explain to us who these people are before I lose my fucking mind.
TrentStillScaresMe: stfu marcus
ThereGoesPizzaNight: Literally what the fuck did I do
Smarties: Okay, so for those of you on the bionic island, @Fireboy is our friend and teammate Kaz, @WalkingRefridgerator is Oliver, another one of our friends/teammates, and lastly, @Alien is our friend and teammate Skylar.
Smarties: For those of you in the Elite Force, @SwissCheesePants is our brother, Adam. @TrentStillScaresMe is our other brother Leo. @Extra is our brother Daniel. Lastly, @ThereGoesPizzaNight is our brother Marcus.
ThereGoesPizzaNight: Okay, thanks. I just had no clue who the fuck anyone was.
TrentStillScaresMe: nobody asked u marcus
ThereGoesPizzaNight: Actually shut the fuck up.
TrentStillScaresMe: u first
ThereGoesPizzaNight: I know where you sleep you fucking jackass.
Smarties: Okay, guys. Let’s all be civil.
ThereGoesPizzaNight: Him first.
Extra: damn no wonder I got adopted by someone else the family drama is real
Alien: 🫥
Breezers: marcus and leo stfu take your argument somewhere else
SwissCheesePants: they stopped texting now there just having a death stare contest im scared I just wanted to eat my sandwich
WalkingRefridgerator: guys actually im scared
Fireboy: lame
WalkingRefridgerator: 😤