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1. A Failed Muggle and Some Guy Named Snake by OneAndNone

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   18 Jun 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Severus Snape/Original Character(s)
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Original Non-Binary Character
   • Rubeus Hagrid
   • Original Characters
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Pomona Sprout
   • Slow Burn
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Fiddling Around With the Harry Potter Universe
   • Nonbinary Character
   • Leon is Bad At Interacting With Children
   • Good Albus Dumbledore
   • Eventual Romance
   • Hagrid Has An Accent
   • Hijinks & Shenanigans
   • Leon Thinks Snape is Too Cool For School
   • Set in 1980s
   • Mentions of Ilvermorny
   • Trauma
   • But Blocking it Out With Humor
   • hagrid is a good friend
   • The Muffin Man - Freeform
   • Hilarity Ensues
   • Muggle Technology

   Summary

   "Have you never seen magic before?" A long-suffering voice drawls. Ah, good - he still enunciates with knives, still sounds as if he finds them repulsive. They were worried he wouldn't.

   "I've never seen him play personally, but I hear he's a great point guard." Leon pulls the tray towards themself. They can physically hear Snape's brows knit.

   Even though it seems to pain him, his mouth curls open. "What.. on Earth are you talking about?"

   "Magic Johnson. Basketball." They pause their soup-ing to look Snape's way. Mouth caught between a grimace and a sneer, brows heavy, eyes boiling black. He doesn't even need to insult them to make them feel like an idiot - not with a look like that. Luckily, Leon has a lack of self-respect on their side. They dig into their soup.

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