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-- transientThreshold [TT] began trolling gloomyAcclamation [GA] at ??:?? on 06/08/2009! --
TT: Hello, Dearest,
TT: I Hope I Have Not Come To Bother You At An Inopportune Time,
TT: My Viewfinder Has Been Ruined By Another Of June's Attempts At Producing An Updated Version, And Such I Cannot See Where Or When You Are,
TT: It Could Be Anytime At All For You, Couldn't It?
TT: And Anyplace, But That Is Nevertheless Unimportant,
GA: I uh
GA: I apologize
GA: Have we spoken before?
TT: Oh, Dear,
TT: I Seem To Have Come At An Exceedingly Inopportune Time,
GA: I mean its not that bad of a time
GA: I am mostly just very confused
GA: Who are you?
TT: I Am Rose,
TT: And You Are Kanaya, Yes?
GA: Wh
GA: Terezi if thats you Im going to be very upset!
GA: You know I dont care for your pranks
TT: No, No,
TT: You Just Don't Know Me Yet,
TT: At Your Point In Time, We Are Strangers, But At Mine, We Are Far From It,
GA: I dont think I quite believe you
GA: Why shouldnt I think youre just playing a mean joke?
TT: I Suppose That Is Fair,
TT: Ask Me Anything, Then,
TT: Something Your Friends Would Not Know, Perhaps,
GA: Umm
GA: Hm
GA: If you really do know me
GA: And really arent playing a prank
GA: What color are my eyes?
TT: Lavender,
TT: A Very Gorgeous Lavender,
TT: A Shade Of Lavender That You Hide From The World,
TT: You Think Your Eyes Are Strange,
TT: And I Do Suppose, For Humans, They Are,
TT: But All I Ever See In Them Is The Cosmos,
TT: The Stars Above Alternia, And The Stars Above Earth, And Every Star In-Between,
TT: They Reflect, Even Through The Contacts You Wear,
TT: And I Lose Myself In Them Whenever I Catch Even The Briefest Of Glimpses,
TT: Does That Suffice, My Beloved?
GA: I
GA: You
GA: That
GA: Goodness
GA: Goodness gracious
GA: You said your name was Rose?
TT: Rose Maryam, Yes,
TT: It Is A Pleasure For You To Meet Me, Darling Kanaya,
TT: Though I Have Already Met You,
GA: It is quite the pleasure!
GA: You really are from the future then
GA: Or at least *a* future
TT: Indeed,
TT: May I Ask, When Exactly Is It For You?
TT: Has Vriska Had Her Celebration Yet?
TT: Has The Game Been Entered?
GA: You mean her birthday?
GA: No that hasnt happened yet
GA: How do you know Vriska?
TT: Time Nonsense, Of Course,
GA: Right
GA: Of course
TT: But Nevertheless,
TT: You Are Going To Enter A Very Strange Time In Your Life, Kanaya Lalonde, And I For One Cannot Wait To See It,
TT: Could You Do Me Just One Favor, Before I Go For Now?
GA: I suppose I cant really say no
GA: What is it?
TT: Do Not Mention Our Meeting To Your Friends, For The Time Being,
TT: Time Is A Fickle Thing, And I Do Not Wish To Upset It More Than I Have Already,
TT: May We Speak Again Soon, My Darling,
-- transientThreshold [TT] ceased trolling gloomyAcclamation [GA]! --
GA: What
GA: The fuck