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-- antarcticGlory [AG] began prodding at glasgowCheshire [GC] at 13:39 on 06/10/2009! --
AG: Heeeeeeeey Tez.
AG: You did a fucking GR8 job with whatever prank you pulled on Kan the other day!!!!!!!!
AG: She's pitching a complete fit about some lesbian alien lover or whatever! Wish you told me about it before hand but you still got her GOOD.
AG: XXXXD
AG: Helloooooooo?
AG: ::::T
AG: Teeeeeeeezzzzzzzz.
AG: Teeeeeeee
AG: Rrrrrrrr
AG: Eeeeeeee
AG: Zzzzzzzz
AG: Iiiiiiii
AG: !!!!!!!!
-- glasgowCheshire [GC] set mood to: 'SOLITARY'. --
AG: >::::O
AG: God you're such a dramatic BITCH sometimes!
AG: Blah blah blah. Whatever. I'll leave you alone.
AG: But don't blame ME if Lymmin Snout doesn't live through our next session because SOMEONE'S too much of a MOPEY LOSER to hang out with her BEST FRIEND.
-- antarcticGlory [AG] stopped prodding at glasgowCheshire [GC] at 13:48 on 06/10/2009! --
-- antarcticGlory [AG] began prodding at carnivoresGait [CG] at 13:50 on 06/10/2009! --
AG: Hiiiiiiii.
AG: Got your new character sheet all made up, Sourpuss.
-- antarcticGlory [AG] uploaded 'charsheet_cg_lvl14_barb.pdf' --
AG: I know you're a big uppity asshole about needing to do it yourself, but seriously, after what happened with the 3.5e campaign I am babysitting you through EVERY sheet from now on.
AG: Your new guy's just your last one but better, anyway. Made sure he won't get stabbed once and die.
AG: And that's STILL not my fault, btw. You're the one that got shit rolls!!!!!!!!
AG: Have fun with whatever weirdo Venture Brothers shit your grandpa has you doing.
AG: Byyyyyyyyeeeeeeee.
-- antarcticGlory [AG] began prodding at carnivoresGait [CG] at 13:55 on 06/10/2009! --
-- antarcticGlory [AG] began prodding at gamblersTableau [GT] at 14:?? on 06/10/2009! --
AG: Juuuuuuuunnnnnnnneeeeeeee.
AG: None of my cool friends will talk to me.
AG: Now I have to bother YOU.
GT: oh 7ha7s cool!
GT: and i7 means i ge7 7o run my la7es7 game by you 8)
AG: Are you still doing that stupid gayass leetspeak?
GT: are you s7ill doing 7ha7 s7upid gayass 7hinking i know wha7 gay means?
GT: 8P
AG: Oh my god I hate you so much.
AG: What's the game?
GT: i7s simple!!!
GT: you have a d20 onhand, righ7?
AG: No, actually, I decided to throw out all my dice and start doing everything with a tarot deck like some kind of witchy freak.
AG: *Yes*, I have a d20.
GT: perfec7!!!
GT: roll your d20, miss egber7!
AG: But what's the GAME?
GT: 8)
GT: youll unders7and!!!!!!!
GT: oooh, how unfor7una7e!
GT: i don7 7hink five will be enough.
AG: ?
AG: I didn't get a five, asshole. I got a nine.
GT: no, no, you go7 a five!
GT: you can reroll i7 all you wan7, we bo7h know you go7 a five!!!!!!!
GT: wha7 an unlucky number! 8P
AG: God, you're so fucking weird.
AG: I don't even know why I talk to you.
AG: IF I did get a five, and you somehow guessed it right.
AG: *WHICH I DIDN'T.*
AG: That's still a pretty stupid game. It's just a one in 20 chance that you make me think you're some kind of freaky psychic.
AG: Plus, I had to roll at total random, and I don't even know what I'm rolling against.
AG: You'd make a dogshit DM, June.
GT: 8)
GT: even s7ill, id very much like 7o play one of your games someday!
GT: maybe even soon!!!!!!!
GT: you go7 your copy lined up, righ7?
AG: ????????
AG: Are you not gonna explain your dumbass game?
GT: is i7 scaring you 7ha7 im no7?
GT: because i can if i7 is!
AG: Shut the fuck up.
AG: Oh my god.
AG: I'm telling Kan we're not playing that dumb MMO with you until you stop being such a supermassive fuckhead.
GT: 7alk 7o you sooooooon!!!!!!!
GT: bes7 of luck 8D
-- antarcticGlory [AG] stopped prodding at gamblersTableau [GT] at 15:?? on 06/10/2009! --
-- antarcticGlory [AG] started prodding at gloomyAcclamation [GA] at 15:11 on 06/10/2009! --
AG: Hiiiiiiii Fussyfaaaaaaaangs.
AG: How's your space girlfriend?
AG: Have you had gay space sex yet?
GA: I dont have a space girlfriend
GA: I mean shes not my girlfriend yet
GA: And Im not totally convinced shes actually from space
GA: And I bet youd like to know about all the gay space sex that were going to have as soon as she does become my girlfriend!
AG: You're so easy. Never change.
AG: Tez and Sourpuss aren't answering my pokes.
AG: You wanna do something?
AG: Write something..?
GA: If you want to roleplay you can just ask
GA: Maybe without insulting me and my future girlfriend first?
AG: No, no, you're right.
AG: I don't want Whatserface to come down in her flying saucer and laser my brains out for calling you a huge dyke.
GA: Oh yeah because Im the huge dyke
GA: Compared to you
GA: A dyke so huge that they havent invented a unit of measurement large enough to calculate what a dyke you are
AG: Woah woah woah.
AG: I'm the only NORMAL one out of us, alright?
AG: I only hang out with you queers because I know nobody else nearly as cool as me would even breathe the same digital air.
AG: So don't fucking call me that.
AG: Ever.
AG: YOU'RE a dyke, daydreaming about some made-up bitch that doesn't even exist because Terezi was j8st fucking with you beca8se its funny!
AG: So fuck!
AG: YOU!
AG: DYKE!!!!!!!!
-- antarcticGlory [AG] stopped prodding at gloomyAcclamation [GA] at 15:19 on 06/10/2009! --
-- glasgowCheshire [GC] began pestering antarcticGlory [AG] at 03:12 on 06/11/2009! --
GC: Dont call kanaya a dyke, vris.
AG: she called me a dyke
GC: Because you called her one first!
GC: You started it vriska.
GC: Ok?
GC: You started it.
AG: shut up
GC: Apologize to her tomorrow.
AG: im not apologizing
AG: shes a total fag
GC: Then shes not gonna talk to you anymore.
GC: And you know that means its just gonna be you and me.
GC: And that means we cant play anything because all of your tabletops suck with two people.
GC: So youre gonna apologize and not call her a dyke or a fag or any of that shit.
GC: Cool?
GC: Vris?
AG: What were you up to all day?
GC: Physical therapy.
GC: Ive been slacking so bro lit a fire under my ass about it.
AG: Fun.
AG: Sorry Im still like this.
GC: Its fine.
GC: I mean no its not but you know what i mean.
GC: Just get some sleep ok?
GC: I love you.
AG: Love you.
-- glasgowCheshire [GC] ceased pestering antarcticGlory [AG] at 03:25 on 06/11/2009! --