There really aren't a lot of things that Humans did first.
Written for the 2024 round of Three Sentence Ficathon, filling the prompt:
any, any, "I'm going to the ONE PLACE that HASN'T been corrupted by capitalism!" (found here: https://threesentenceficathon.dreamwidth.org/2727.html?thread=3572391#cmt3572391 )
"Um," Jazz stared at the human who had made the proclamation and thought of Monacus. And the pleasure palaces of Hedonia and Risa, and the Intergalactic Market, and well... "I dunno how to break this to you, but humanity didn't think of capitalism first."
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