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“Lois, I’ll never lose you again!”
Lois squirmed in Clark’s- Evil Clark’s- his arms, trying to find the right words to politely disentangle herself from an evil dictator who had abducted her from her own world into a real fucking shitty simulacrum. He wasn’t going to hurt her- right? The closest she’d ever come to being the captive wife of an evil dictator was Lex Luthor, and he didn’t have superpowers.
“Lois, please- please understand me, I can’t lose you, I’ll kill anyone who tries to keep you from me, I’d rip the multiverse apart with my bare hands if it would bring you back to me!”
“Um…thanks?” Fuck, she was going to have to find that superpower pill, and fast.