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"Oh, my dear, dear Apple. You want to know what we are?" Snow White asks before walking across the deck, singing slowly.
Snow White: Long, long ago.
Chorus: Long ago.
Snow White: With stories all the same.
Chorus: All the same.
Snow White: As the same old ending told every day. Of course, we do more than they claim.
Snow White laughs as everyone does a "clap! cla-clap! cla-clap!" repeatedly, with Merlin showing magic images to accompany them, with Snow White speeding up.
Snow White: Not so long ago!
Chorus: Long ago!
Snow White: Fairies shining bright!
Chorus: Shining bright!
Snow White: Haunting children after every night! Who do you think turned off their light? We're the...
Chorus: Darkest Tales!
Snow White: Where there's...
Chorus: Nothing else!
Snow White: The guards of every single dream come true. We also like adventuring, too. We're the…
Chorus: Darkest Tales!
Snow White: When we…
Chorus: Set our sails!
Snow White: Darkness is not so bad when you get to know it. Try not to get too close to it. Yar-har!
Snow White leaps and swings by the rope, grabbing Apple as she screams in shock. Snow White laughs as she lands them on the mast, kneeling to Snow White.
Snow White: Of course, there's a catch.
There's a catch!
Snow White: To fight at these given times.
Chorus: Given times.
Snow White: Changing who we are to fight the bright! We may have caused a few crimes.
Snow White's underdogs and friends danced in a fun way, with Snow White dragging Apple into a scurvy dance.
Snow White: Please do not mistake.
Chorus: Not mistake!
Snow White: Despite our brand-new bliss.
Chorus: Brand-new bliss.
Snow White: We help all people when something's amiss. Grimm would never approve of this. We're the...
Chorus: Darkest tales!
Snow White: If/when...
Chorus: All else fails!
Snow White: We won't stop until we save the day. We keep the evil light at bay. We're the...
Chorus: Darkest Tales!
Snow White: Who went...
Chorus: Off the rails!
Snow White: We accept who we are without any shame! We always play with our own game. Yoo-Hoo!
Snow White leaps with Apple to the ground, landing perfectly in excitement. Her fellow teammates gather around Snow White as she introduces them.
Snow White: Hood's our best hunter. Yours truly became a pirate. Pinocchio's our strong arm! What Peter is might cause a riot.
Peter Pan: Hey!
Snow White: Aurora's also a mantis. Ariel is still a siren. Jack's now a king. Merlin can be a dragon! From crews to beasts to giants to shadows to...
Chorus: Snow White! Breath!
Snow White: *Gasps for air* Right! Sorry! Now, where was I?
Peter darkens the sky, with Merlin filling the darkness with stars of all colors. Red Riding Hood passes Snow White some whiskey as she chugs it down.
Snow White: We're the...
Chorus: Darkest Tales!
Snow White: Where there's...
Chorus: Nothing else!
Snow White: We take down evil with very ease. We also do anything as we please. We're the...
Chorus: Darkest Tales!
Snow White: When we…
Chorus: Set our sails!
Snow White: The darkness is always our very friend. Our stories will never truly end. Lalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
*Clap! Clap-clap!*
Chorus: DARKEST TALES! WHEW!
Everyone in the boat laughs as the students look in shock.
"So, Apple. What do you think?" Snow White asks her daughter, shaking a bit.
"Mom. You. Are. So. HEXCELLENT!" Apple shouts before giving her mother a bear hug.
"Glad you approve. I don't think your father would," Snow White jokes as mother and daughter laugh together.