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Wonderlands x Showtime are now pretty well known, some theories or gossips ofcourse sorrounds their troupe. One that is the most well known is that since Nene is a gamer, they guessed that she curses all the time, they also said that Rui can swear which is true as some classmates hear him swear when someone stepped on a flower or when he hurts himself. The two people that are theorized to be 'civil' is Tsukasa and Emu. A lot of first years looks up to Tsukasa despite his loud persona, they think someone as caring as him couldn't probably curse. They were immediately proven wrong.
On a Monday morning, Tsukasa takes his duty, checking student's uniform; especially Akito's, that troublemaker in terms of dress code. Students passed the gate. Rui looked around, his eyes dropping unto Tsukasa and hurriedly rushed towards him, the blonde sighed and rubbed his temples, writing something on his clipboard. "Tsukasa dear-" Rui was cut off with Tsukasa pointing at his necktie. "Your tie is loose and tuck in your uniform, next!" He yelled, but the purplenette remained infront of him, before the taller could even mutter the other's name, students gasp at the words Tsukasa spouted, "god, fuck off." Tsukasa commented, guiding another student whos eyes is still wide upon hearing the senior curse.
Rui slumped and went inside the campus. The checking remained quiet for awhile before becoming rowdy again, but the other disciplinary comittee remained quiet, shocked at their discovery.
Ofcourse, rumors spread around the school about Tsukasa's cursing, majority of the students didn't believe it until they saw the Oddball duo's every day chasing, but this time, Rui is the one chasing after Tsukasa who is walking faster than usual. "Tsukasa! I didn’t mean it! Love? Sweetheart? Darling? Talk to me please." Rui begged, he grabbed on Tsukasa's arm but the other slapped it off. "What a bullshit, didn't mean my ass. Don't follow me!" Tsukasa warned, practically running at this point, the purplenette chasing after him like an abandoned puppy.
The students stared in awkwardness as Tsukasa lets himself spill out a lot of foul words on his mouth, making some of them want to put a censor sound on his mouth every time he passed by them, with Rui on tail ofcourse. "No fuck yourself bitch, I don't give a damn on whatever you have to say pigeon." The blonde rambled on without faltering on his cursing.
Some students watched as Rui remove his blue sweater, he ran up to Tsukasa and wrapped the older with his sweater, the other stopped his rambling freezing as the sleeves of the sweater dropped besides him. The younger looked nervous as he kept Tsukasa engulfed in a loose hug. Tsukasa turned around, a frown on his face. Rui thinks he didn't succeed until Tsukasa placed a kiss on the corner of his mouth, running away with his jacket. "Let's talk at my house." Tsukasa yelled out, students sighing in relief that Tsukasa isn't cursing anymore.
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Rui blushed as Tsukasa laughed at the reason Rui said that. Rui messaged him with words that said: "hey pretty girl, my boy isn't here today, come over ☆" which made Tsukasa assume that Rui was cheating on him, avoiding him after he sent that message. "So... you're telling me that Taniyama calls Miyake pretty girl and Hayashi is supposed to be the boy? And Taniyama didn't saw that he was still using your account and I apparently have the same profile pic as Miyake?" Tsukasa giggled, bringing Rui's sleeves up to his nose, sitting on his own bed while Rui insisted on kneeling infront of him.
"That's the truth... you can even ask Taniyama about it." Rui defended, blowing his hair away from his face. "No need, I know that Taniyama is pretty clumsy, don't kneel there now, sorry I called you names, I was partially stressed too." Tsukasa apologized, willingly opening his arms as Rui pounced on him, he giggled as they fell down on his bed, the taller rubbing his face on Tsukasa's shoulders. "It's fine, I would probably swear at you if you ever cheated at me which is impossible as I'm hard to find." Rui proudly stated.
"Yeah ofcourse, no one would have that kind of hair." Tsukasa teased, kissing Rui's forehead, hearing him whine at his words. "Oh by the way, can I have my sweater back?" Rui lifted himself up to see Tsukasa with his eyes closed and open mouth. The purplenette frowned, squeezing the other's cheeks. "I know you're awake! You snore in your sleep!" Rui exclaimed, pulling on the older's cheeks while he clicked his tongue. Tsukasa immediately escaped his grasped and hid under his blanket. "Ah! Darling I need that sweater!" Rui whined, gently pulling on the blankets. "Well too bad." Tsukasa replied, giggling afterwards.
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Rui woke up in the middle of the night, he rubbed his eyes, they both changed into pajamas but Tsukasa insisted on wearing his sweater to sleep, he looked at the blonde, it was the perfect chance to grab his sweater as it's falling down Tsukasa's body, yet he pulled it back to the boy, laying back down and hugging him. 'I have an extra anyways.' Rui thought before kissing Tsukasa's cheeks. "Yo that's kinda gay." Tsukasa whispered, making Rui frown. "You're gay." Rui accused, the blonde opened his eyes, smiling softly at Rui. "We're gay idiot." Tsukasa commented making Rui laugh, pulling the older close to him.
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With that, the rumors updated, Tsukasa having the most foul mouth of them all with Emu as the second as they can name every curse word they know in a beat if they wanted to, Rui who only curses accidentally and Nene who never cursed at all. The students chattered as Nene and Toya broke the gamers swear all the time stereotype.
Oh, and Tsukasa probably breaking the model students don't curse stereotype. They hope they don't need to hear Tsukasa cursing, his curses are really straightforward and crunchy.