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1. Baby Baby Baby by weonlyhavethisonelife

   Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Dec 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • Stede Bonnet
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Evelyn Higgins
   • Lucius Spriggs
   • Ching Shih | Zheng Yi Sao
   • The Swede (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Archie (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Jim Jimenez
   • Fang (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Mary Allamby Bonnet
   • Auntie (Our Flag Means Death)
   • Israel Hands
   • Oluwande Boodhari
   • Sarah Bonnet
   • Jim Jimenez's Grandmother
   • Simmie | Simcha Montague Bonnet-Teach
   • Boo | Busayo Jimenez-Boodhari
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet
   • Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach
   • New York City
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Mutual Pining
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Both the Fastest and Slowest of Burns Somehow
   • Lying to the Judicial System
   • Foster Care
   • Parenthood
   • Soulmates in Every Universe
   • POV Alternating
   • Happy Ending
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Past Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Blackbeard | Edward Teach Is Sober
   • No Alcohol Related Angst or Relapse
   • Tickling
   • Pillow Fights
   • Kid Fic
   • Sort Of
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Pining while fucking
   • Pining While Idiots
   • idiot 4 idiot
   • Light Angst
   • The Princess Bride References
   • Poetry as Foreplay
   • Massage

   Summary

   Ed and Stede meet as strangers one night on a New York subway platform when Stede discovers an abandoned newborn baby. Both men are instantly infatuated with him (and each other). When they attend the court hearing for his case, the judge spontaneously decides to offer Stede custody, which he accepts– only to realize afterwards that she assumed they were a couple.

   The two men immediately craft a plan to pretend to be together in order to keep the baby, creating fake backstories, coaching their friends, and moving in together... into the same bedroom... and the same bed. But what they didn't anticipate was falling head over heels in love, not only with their son, but with each other.

   Inspired by the TRUE STORY outlined in this article

    

   Features: a very fast slow burn, fake dating, only one bed, pining while fucking, and other tropes

   Series

   • Part 1 of Baby Baby Baby

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   111,076

   Chapters:

   25/27

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